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Osama just singlehandedly BTFO'd the US?

The solution is simple. We nuke Israel. With the main supporter of terrorism gone, peace will return.

>>37218127
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

ISIS is having deleterious effects on western muslims. Less Muslims are being outwardly religious because they're scared of retaliation.

Every suicide bomb kills Islam a little. It's not the other way around. In fact, if there were no attacks and Islam was just an antiliberal religion then that'd be dangerous. Because then the religion would spread like wildfire. So it's a blessing that Islam is so violent.

What the hell am I looking at? The periods and the commas are in the wrong spots.

Did you sell your bitcoins, anon?

>>37218131
4.44247Bitcoin


Original asf

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How do we stop breeders guys? It's obvious they'll continue to follow their primal urge to reproduce and not be empathetic, so something must be done. Mass sterilization has worked before, but it's difficult to do it globally

>>37218112
>Why do this?
Because the average person is not a robot.

>>37218189
Not an argument unfortunately, it's objectively immoral to bring someone into existence without their consent, you're gambling on whether they'll later feel like they want to have been born or not, plus existence is an inherently negative state, so it doesn't matter either way.

Embrace the absurdity of it all, it's the only thing that will set you free

>>37218106
Everyone's naturally inclined to wonder how the universe works, perhaps this is telling you to look into astrophysics or quantum physics or some gay shit i dunno.

In a remote temple, the master announced to his students that his youngest pupil had reached enlightement.
Every student came rushing to the young man, asking "Is it true that you have reached enlightement?"
"Yes." said the young man.
"How do you feel?" Asked the fellow pupils.
"As miserable as ever." Said the enlightened pupil.

I was in the midst of a great existential crisis not too long ago and can expect to tackle a new one soon enough, for struggle and misery is life. I am 28 and don't feel even close to figuring it out.

I think this is zen. To accept that life is not and never will be perfect, that illusion surrounds us, that we are human and flawed and will always be. Zen is the principle of acceptance and the revelation that struggle and stiffness is death while flexibility and formlessness is key to the soul. Accept the cruelty of life, tackle each issue without expectation, without fear and without doubt.

Just don't worry. Being afraid is normal, doubting is normal, but they are illusions you must overcome. There is nothing but what you project on your reality. Anyone pretending that an existential crisis is not normal is merely running from themselves.

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>>37218090
>/pol
>Drumpftards
Oh sweetie

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>>37218090
dumpfkins btfo

>>37219328
Pretty much sums up the current state of 4chan these days.

>>37218071
You making up stories might discourage someone from getting the therapy they need. Food for thought.

>>37218071
Just because you have some special case dont put evey therapists under the same thought of being useless

>>37218089
hahahahahahahhahaahah
>therapy helped me so it helps everyone

I don't know if you need to make a pack with the devil for those eyes but that'd explain the tits.

>>37217968
Why is her neck the same width as her head

>>37217968
desu her black eyeliner probably enhances the effect a lot more than you would think

>>37217929
>does anyone else have this
Yes.
>is there a cure
No. If you're lucky pills can fix you up mostly without serious side-effects but no actual cure exists, nor probably ever will, for depression and related issues otherwise we'd have cures for autism and the like as well.

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>>37217929
>Is there a cure?

Hahaha, no. It's 2017, OP. The mentally disabled are nothing but disappointments to the government now. They don't give two shits about us.

>>37217929
quit asking yourself the age old question of "is this it?" and try to appreciate your good health.

life is long. it's okay to not be able to keep your interest in something you once loved. being fickle is human.

you likely won't live again so enjoy the ride for all of its ups and downs.

>>37217809
people isnt a monolith, start there if you wanna learn something

>>37217809
It's because women have evolved genetically to be sort of the incubator. They were meant to be used to birth children to build the tribe and when they were used up they would retire to looking after the whole tribe's children and other duties while the men were out. We live now in a society where women are expected to do this by themselves which causes a lot of problems. This is also why being a man you often give no fucks about other children when a woman does. Also why men age better. They need a longer peak physical performance so that they can continue to profit the tribe

>>37217809
>he has high standards for women
whats wrong with you?

>>37217786
Because we're raised to be better women.

Why don't all women treat Asian men better?

>>37218150
A. White men are a better status symbol and tend to be bigger in all aspects which is a turn on and we've been raised to actively desire status symbols as a societal validation.
B. Nobody likes being forced into something through expectation alone and naturally we rail against that. Families say we gotta marry asian and shove possible options at us all the time we get sick and turned off of that and go towards other options. Nobody likes minorities in general, not even society, so they're a shit status symbol and white men are literally the example every body else is compared to so they're literally perfect as a status symbol.
C. Status. You're a shit status symbol.

>>37217731
Nobody actually cares, if someone asks you it's just blind curiosity. Don't be a faggot.

I'd think they were cool.
Hearing aids are cool.

>>37217777
Quads of absolute faggotry.
Dusty old hearing-aid users need to be pushed from behind.

>>37217717
lets chat, anon

>>37217776
How's you're day going
What are you doing?
What are you gonna try and do later

>>37217803
my day just finished, its midnight
im just unwinding from work and browsing 4chan

i have a meat pie in the oven, so im going to try and eat that when it cools down

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>create a tulpa gf and a tulpa friend
>get cucked by the friend when he steals the gf
It's not fair

>>37217620
Don't forget to prep your tulpa!

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>create tulpa
>she leaves you for imaginary Chad

I'm sure people didn't like you before. You could have brushed that comment off if you were socially savvy.
One comment is not going to bury you, you were probably weird in other aspects and didn't even realize it

>>37217511
Can somebody explain what was wrong? I'm not a native Speaker and for me it seems to be exactly what he "thought" before.

>>37217511
you fucking kike jew shlomo, funerals and morgues are designed to steal money from grieving people you christ killer

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if we had the answers, do you really think we would still be fucking around on an autistic messageboard?

Take benzos, thas' it mane, enjoy feeling drowsy all the time but at least no autism attacks

>>37217601
nope, dont do this, especially since doctors are faggots more worried about the DEA than your health so you'll run into issues with refills and other bullshit. sure, they'll work for like ~3 months but then they stop working and now you're dependent. You're better off taking like 3 shots of hard liquor before you go out to get a lil buzz going. Works pretty much the same but not as long as a long acting benzo, like klonopin would. Takes a while to get dependent on alcohol, especially if you don't drink every day.