>Goodbye Rosie
The queen of corona
fuck off JuIio
this motherfucker slaps your oneitis's ass in front of you, what do you do?
>>37897001
I tell him he's a good boy
>>37897001
Call him a bitch
>>37897001
I punt his dumb ass
I haven't worked for a year, and somehow after like 2 days of job applications I got a job landscaping
I start tomorrow, full time. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Go to work you lazy cunt
Probably green dragon farming. Or some sort of powerleveling grind. Just be sure not to share your password with anyone!
>>37897033
blew it from the start
you would do it at some point, so save yourself time
>tfw forget to clock in 1hr into my shift
sue them for making you work for free
>>37897016
>he wagecucks for FREE
>>37897016
just tell your manager dumbass
ITT: Just slightly "odd" things you got taught in school
>You are always allowed to have an offensive/controversial opinions, as long as you keep them to yourself and dont tell anyone
Remember my teachers from 3rd-4th grade saying several variations of this
my 4th grade teacher told me every time you sneeze it knocks 5 seconds off of your lifespan
I held in my sneezes for years
>>37897000
>5th grade
>Religious class
>Just a bold guy with a guitar playing the same music for 50 minutes while everyone claps their hands
For 2 year the same thing, he went to our class, close the door and start playing the guitar. He never spoke to us, we all got straight As
>>37897000
Was literally taught creatiomism instead of evolution in bioligy in highschool.
Should have gotten that cunt fired.
t. southernfag
Would it be weird to let an 8 year old girl come alone to my apartment to play?
not if you let her play with your doll collection
just a pair of doll fans having a good time
I think that it would be very weird for an 8 year old girl come alone to your apartment to play.
Yes, this is why you're on r9k
Can some of you post photos of what is a spic brown chad?
I need some evidence for research purposes.
Seein' a lotta dick on the 9k 2 day. Have we finally accepted the inevitable bois?
>>37896961
no, just fags trying to shit up the board as per usual. Remember to hide those threads.
Who else here /no soul/?
Honestly, if you have a soul you can't be a robot.
>he eats anything other than ramen noodles and live cockroaches
>he wears anything but anime merchandise
>he has over 4 remaining teeth
>he hasn't had all of his family members die yet
>he has gone outside at one point in his life ever
>he still considers himself a robot
>Has heard a song before
>Still considers himself to be a robot
No but for real I feel like I have no sense of self. Like my personality is purely just based on who I happen to be around at any given time. Its a horrible existence.
How do you feel when you anonymously lie about your height on the internet?
>>37896884
I am completely comfortable with my height.
5'8 Is Comfy
I'm plenty tall enough. It doesn't need exaggeration.
>>37896884
I really am 6'4 though, so I don't lie about my height.
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY WITH 19YO
OK
THERES NOTHING WRONG
>>37896880
shut up jorge
GOD DAMN I WANT BWC> HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT MONSTER BWC WHAT THE FUCK
>>37896864
I wish my balls looked like that. They look powerful. Swollen and red, engorged with cum and blood.
>>37896864
Unless she likes anal or you fuck guy's ass, you'll never base out.
t.5" sex god
(This took place in 2004)
>be me
>be fapping
>mom asks for me to come outside
>i finish it real quick (not cleaning up) and go out into the living room
"I'd like you to try on these pants I got you"
>>37896862
>come outside
you satisfy this request
in both ways
very thorough good son
Are you proud of yourselves?
>>37896836
bad bait thread, you could have opened up the possibility for some actual discussion here OP you fucking normie.
>>37896836
Now if only I can get a woman to start having sex with me.
>>37896836
when does sex start for the purposes of this law?
pants down of both? this way there is no revocation potential resulting from unsatisfactory penor?
or is sex begin at precise moment of penetration?
how does this go with other sex like titjob? if she say "no" can you still nut on the face for a finish?
it's a strange legal concept
>tfw work full-time
>tfw school full-time
>tfw no time
>tfw people bully me for never having a gf
>tfw this is my life for the next 10+ years