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Pacers
Hoosiers

I know you're only asking as an excuse to post your cuck picture but do any robots like basketball?

toronto raptors cause they are the only team in canada

>>36822457
>punch black guy in the face
>vomit on the girl's shirt
>shoot myself in the head

>>36822431

>6' 130lbs
>normie exterior

Fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

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>>36822431

What's your best anime mayne?

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>>36822431
No you should start masturbating to Felix Argyle like every normal human does.

cyanide tree because even if you fail to hang yourself you will die from touching it

Diamond tree because it is the hardest metal known to the universe, so there's no chance of it shattering

oak
eh makes acorns and doesn't afraid of hangings

>>36822362
What the fuck is this? I get a fucking 13 year old from a shitty Korean mobile rpg? Fuck that. Re roll

>>36822362
>You know the drill cocksuckaz
Honestly there aren't any wrong choices here

I would be happy with whatever I get

>>36822362
>osomatsu

what the fuck. todomatsu is the faggy trap
trash chart

You have to house train them though.

>>36822395
whaa?

>>36822694
They shit in the streets.

>>36822341
This is what I desire.

>>36822341
Sick people disgust me. I don't get sick.

Your scenario is unappealing.

>>36822434
this right here

also the girl in OP isnt qt enough for feels

>>36822328
praise KEK and you will obtain a gf unironically

You'd basically be selling your soul to a demon in exchange for a brief period of happiness. Once you die your soul will be tortured forever in Hell. It's up to you to decide if you feel that is worth it.

>>36822366
praise be upon KEK

>>36822367
if life is already eternal torture in hell, then what difference does it make?

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There's a lot more orange crocos desu. I tasted one of each and I would say that orange is orange, yellow is lemon, green is apple, pink is strawberry and brown is cola. Cola has the strongest taste!

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Given their colors and what's written on the package I think the coloring is all natural desu.

>>36822323
Supermarket's brands are not to be trusted, you know.

You're not a robot if you'd rather not be a robot

Otherwise you're just a failed normalfag.

You're not a robot if you have friends

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>>36822309
You're not a robot if you ever recieved platonic or romantic affection from a female that's not part of your family
Hugging might be an exception if it's the common way of greeting in your country

>>36822303
Same desu to be honest.

>>36822303
Same, been off and on since 2012, became a moderator on okcupid. Never got a date.

Is it really that bad? I've been thinking of trying it out this summer.

wow, is it really that easy?

>>36822260
Oh also, the reason for my success is because I've had multiple chances to make the right decisions and have done so. My show is shit and the only redeemable part was the catboy trap everyone wanted to fuck. So fuck you, figure it out

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>>36822273
Yes, why do you think we produce semen and get horny?

Of course you're miserable if you're not fulfilling your life's purpose. Just get laid anon and everything will sort itself.

I used to take therapy & medication and was in the hospital for overdosing because I was suicidal.

The only thing that saved me was having sex with a girl. I wish they prescribed it to people cause nothing can make you as happy as being able to fuck a girl and cum inside her.

>>36822238
nice bait faggot
oreginal poast

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>>36822238
Why should we care? The fembots have their website and we have our board. We're each happy in our own environment.

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>>36822428
>says this
>stays in the stolen land and genocided america

whites are such lying snakes

>>36822236
Teen pucci is off limits to the proletariat.

>>36822236
nothing, thats the legal age here mate

>>36822337
I'm 24 and get weird looks and comments when I bring the subject up

>>36822226

what are the specs? I think there are multiple versions, which one are you interested in?

If you can't afford a high end gaming PC just get an xbox

if you're not willing to go all out on a gaming PC that's what consoles are for

>>36822226
if ur gonna get a pc you should build it yourself
not even memeing, its alot cheaper

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>>36822222
I do, but I don't have the ability or means to actually become the next Napoleon

also them quints

>>36822222
Damn nice get. I used to have power fantasies in my teenage angst years. I read stuff like Machiavelli and "The 48 laws of power". I would actively search about dictators trying to find out what made them reach power.

I found a nice psychology article I am trying to find again but can't.

I no longer have these ambitions of power and consider reading the "48 laws of power" book a mistake.

I really want to be influential but I don't really want power.