Saturday, it's time for another "Comfy Waifu Thread"
Sorry last week's edition was missed.
This thread's subject: Ideal Dates with your Waifu.
Be kind to one another!
Good to see you Lala-friend, I was worried since last week's thread went unposted.
I think the week before, was without a thread as well.
How are you?
Hello /r9k/, fembot here.
Any experience with buttplugs? I feel like I'm late to the party with these things and I'm considering purchasing one. What do they feel like? How long do you wear it? What happens when you need to poop?
>What do they feel like?
feels good. feels like it just fits perfectly and it's lewd
>How long do you wear it?
as long as you want, just while masturbating/having sex probably. like an hour at most.
>What happens when you need to poop?
What's your favorite basketball team?
stop posting anime
you turning me into a weeb
>normie exterior covers weeb interior
fuck you guys
No you should start masturbating to Felix Argyle like every normal human does.
What's the best tree to hang yourself off of?
You know the drill cocksuckaz
How do i get a desi wife? They'll marry me for my money and be wife-like?
>"Thanks for looking after me this week Anon. I'm sorry for being so ill. I don't know what I'd have done if I didn't have you! Hey, I know, how about I go drag the duvet into the living room so we can curl up on the sofa and watch a movie with the lights out?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSB4ThNwPE8&t ]
Can anybody tell me how to use occult magick to get a gf? or even just hook up with a girl.
I already work out, have a job, some friends, and good hygiene and all that other stuff and it doesn't help much. I need to harness the supernatural to put me over the edge.
You'd basically be selling your soul to a demon in exchange for a brief period of happiness. Once you die your soul will be tortured forever in Hell. It's up to you to decide if you feel that is worth it.
Tonight I have weird gummy crocos because they're the supermarket's brand desu
There's a lot more orange crocos desu. I tasted one of each and I would say that orange is orange, yellow is lemon, green is apple, pink is strawberry and brown is cola. Cola has the strongest taste!
Given their colors and what's written on the package I think the coloring is all natural desu.
You're not a robot if XXX
You're not a robot if you have ever had a gf
You're not a robot if you ever recieved platonic or romantic affection from a female that's not part of your family
Hugging might be an exception if it's the common way of greeting in your country
that I am an unattractive, boring piece of shit and that i will probably die alone
What did you all learn?
Hey buddies, just wanted to tell you how to get over depression.
I had sex with a girl and since then it boosted my confidence.
I started appreciating life more and all my insecurities went away.
I even feel more comfortable around women which helped me get laid even more.
I suggest you all just try to have sex with a woman, once you do you will stop hating yourself.
It feels pretty great and I don't think anything in life can compare to it.
Oh also, the reason for my success is because I've had multiple chances to make the right decisions and have done so. My show is shit and the only redeemable part was the catboy trap everyone wanted to fuck. So fuck you, figure it out
Yes, why do you think we produce semen and get horny?
Of course you're miserable if you're not fulfilling your life's purpose. Just get laid anon and everything will sort itself.
I used to take therapy & medication and was in the hospital for overdosing because I was suicidal.
The only thing that saved me was having sex with a girl. I wish they prescribed it to people cause nothing can make you as happy as being able to fuck a girl and cum inside her.
>thread about experiences with robots
why arent you talking about this?
Why should we care? The fembots have their website and we have our board. We're each happy in our own environment.
>stays in the stolen land and genocided america
whites are such lying snakes
What is exactly is wrong with being attracted to 16-17 year old girls? (UK btw)