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Saturday, it's time for another "Comfy Waifu Thread"

Sorry last week's edition was missed.

This thread's subject: Ideal Dates with your Waifu.

Be kind to one another!
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I want to play music with Mio
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I would be down for anything as long I'm with her.
Good to see you Lala-friend, I was worried since last week's thread went unposted.
I think the week before, was without a thread as well.

How are you?

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Hello /r9k/, fembot here.

Any experience with buttplugs? I feel like I'm late to the party with these things and I'm considering purchasing one. What do they feel like? How long do you wear it? What happens when you need to poop?
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>What do they feel like?
feels good. feels like it just fits perfectly and it's lewd
>How long do you wear it?
as long as you want, just while masturbating/having sex probably. like an hour at most.
>What happens when you need to poop?
Fembots aren't real you fucking newfag get out.
I am a fembot, you little bitch boi.

What's your favorite basketball team?
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I know you're only asking as an excuse to post your cuck picture but do any robots like basketball?
toronto raptors cause they are the only team in canada
>punch black guy in the face
>vomit on the girl's shirt
>shoot myself in the head

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stop posting anime
you turning me into a weeb
>be me
>6' 130lbs
>exercise semi-regularly
>normie exterior covers weeb interior
fuck you guys
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>6' 130lbs
>normie exterior

Fucking lanklets, when will they learn?
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What's your best anime mayne?
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No you should start masturbating to Felix Argyle like every normal human does.

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What's the best tree to hang yourself off of?
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cyanide tree because even if you fail to hang yourself you will die from touching it
Diamond tree because it is the hardest metal known to the universe, so there's no chance of it shattering
eh makes acorns and doesn't afraid of hangings

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You know the drill cocksuckaz
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What the fuck is this? I get a fucking 13 year old from a shitty Korean mobile rpg? Fuck that. Re roll
>You know the drill cocksuckaz
Honestly there aren't any wrong choices here

I would be happy with whatever I get

what the fuck. todomatsu is the faggy trap
trash chart

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How do i get a desi wife? They'll marry me for my money and be wife-like?
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You have to house train them though.
They shit in the streets.

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>"Thanks for looking after me this week Anon. I'm sorry for being so ill. I don't know what I'd have done if I didn't have you! Hey, I know, how about I go drag the duvet into the living room so we can curl up on the sofa and watch a movie with the lights out?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSB4ThNwPE8&t ]
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This is what I desire.
Sick people disgust me. I don't get sick.

Your scenario is unappealing.
this right here

also the girl in OP isnt qt enough for feels

Can anybody tell me how to use occult magick to get a gf? or even just hook up with a girl.

I already work out, have a job, some friends, and good hygiene and all that other stuff and it doesn't help much. I need to harness the supernatural to put me over the edge.

also digits
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praise KEK and you will obtain a gf unironically
You'd basically be selling your soul to a demon in exchange for a brief period of happiness. Once you die your soul will be tortured forever in Hell. It's up to you to decide if you feel that is worth it.
praise be upon KEK

if life is already eternal torture in hell, then what difference does it make?

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Tonight I have weird gummy crocos because they're the supermarket's brand desu
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There's a lot more orange crocos desu. I tasted one of each and I would say that orange is orange, yellow is lemon, green is apple, pink is strawberry and brown is cola. Cola has the strongest taste!
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Given their colors and what's written on the package I think the coloring is all natural desu.
Supermarket's brands are not to be trusted, you know.

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You're not a robot if XXX
I'll start
You're not a robot if you have ever had a gf
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You're not a robot if you'd rather not be a robot

Otherwise you're just a failed normalfag.
You're not a robot if you have friends
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You're not a robot if you ever recieved platonic or romantic affection from a female that's not part of your family
Hugging might be an exception if it's the common way of greeting in your country

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that I am an unattractive, boring piece of shit and that i will probably die alone

What did you all learn?
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Same desu to be honest.
Same, been off and on since 2012, became a moderator on okcupid. Never got a date.
Is it really that bad? I've been thinking of trying it out this summer.

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Hey buddies, just wanted to tell you how to get over depression.

I had sex with a girl and since then it boosted my confidence.
I started appreciating life more and all my insecurities went away.
I even feel more comfortable around women which helped me get laid even more.

I suggest you all just try to have sex with a woman, once you do you will stop hating yourself.

It feels pretty great and I don't think anything in life can compare to it.

Good luck.
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wow, is it really that easy?
Oh also, the reason for my success is because I've had multiple chances to make the right decisions and have done so. My show is shit and the only redeemable part was the catboy trap everyone wanted to fuck. So fuck you, figure it out
Yes, why do you think we produce semen and get horny?

Of course you're miserable if you're not fulfilling your life's purpose. Just get laid anon and everything will sort itself.

I used to take therapy & medication and was in the hospital for overdosing because I was suicidal.

The only thing that saved me was having sex with a girl. I wish they prescribed it to people cause nothing can make you as happy as being able to fuck a girl and cum inside her.

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>girl imageboard
>thread about experiences with robots
why arent you talking about this?
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nice bait faggot
oreginal poast
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Why should we care? The fembots have their website and we have our board. We're each happy in our own environment.
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>says this
>stays in the stolen land and genocided america

whites are such lying snakes

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What is exactly is wrong with being attracted to 16-17 year old girls? (UK btw)
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Teen pucci is off limits to the proletariat.
nothing, thats the legal age here mate
I'm 24 and get weird looks and comments when I bring the subject up

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