I want to fug Dr. Elliot Reid from Scrubs.
i want to fug her badly
Meh she never did anything for me, her face is weird & she's a stick.
I'd do unspeakable things to Dr Kim though
Everytime i masturbate (for health reasons & shit) my sperm is yellow. Thoes that mean that i'm sick/infertile/cursed? Shit's disgusting. Help me anons; release me from this pain.
Tl;dr: cum is yellow, wat do
Keep your eyes open down under. I think someone's feeling a little bit batty.
Can you spot BPD in first talk with a girl/boy?
>draw wojak from your mind
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im very proficient at music but I think I've found my biggest weak spot. my photographic memory is literally below zero and I cannot into drawing either. hell people still give me compliments when I write my name in a way they can read it.
oh well, hope this can make some people laugh
I can picture him but its hard to get that image down onto paint
I don't know what do with my life despite living in a country that will give me free education for anything ranging from plumbing to medical doctorates. What do?
This. Go for plumbing, anon. Or anything of the sort. It may not be your passion, but you will make good money. There's always demand for these kind of things, and it's a pretty stress free job
How do we save /r9k/ from this debauched homosexual degeneracy?
By continuing to educate them on prison-gay and anal sex, so they realise that real life is not like their trap doujins and there is no "eye rolling euphoria" when being buttfucked and there is literal shit involved sometimes
>everytime change opinion/mood depending on the hours/day.
>don't get along with people irl or ivl, always want to break the 'bonds' that you create with people quickly before they do it first .
>leave them around thousand of messages while they are away
>attaching to them to quickly and trusting them too much even thought you aren't 'naive' and is someone with a pessimistic point of view.
>almost fall in love with them
>block/ignore them , then try to contact them again
>block/ignore them AGAIN then feels bad
>pretends its trolling to yourself.
>stalking your 'friends' all the time because you are curious, you want to know who are 'they' and what they think of 'you' .
>struggle to stop hourly stalking
>paranoid af about 'someone' find out about 'something', about your life, your hobbies and everything. You don't want anyone to know these
>suicide thoughts and threats
>your dream is to stop talking with people and continue talking with yourself because you are a coward.
>want to remove your empathy this way you won't feel the need of being with someone else .
>people already told me that i was 'very weird' and now someone told me here that i might have 'BPD' from reading my message which i don't think is true,think of it as barnum effect and i'm a male so there is less chance i might have it
>got another friend and i'm already planning on stop talking to him because he is my 'weakness' and because of unknown reasons (i can't find the answers to them)
Be honest robots, what i might have ? I think i'm just someone who his a giant faggot because never had any friends
yeah, sabotaging ur own relationship i know this feeling
also block them and regret all the time
and then call yourself in question, think about how 'toxic' and 'egocentric' u are which make u think its better if u stop talking to people in general and don't unblock/contact again the dude
Oh hey it's you again. I was about to make my BPD thread then I stumbled across this. I told ya man these are textbook signs of BPD I wouldn't consider this just barnum effect. All of your symptoms that you've described are spot on. Just because you are male doesn't mean you can't have it. You should try and force yourself to a psychologist, I get that the paranoia might stop you but even going there and not saying a word about your symptoms will prove beneficial as long as you go there.
>No money for games
>Torrent all of them
>Forgot to turn on your VPN/ Proxy that day
>Have to pay a fine of $3K per game
>Government stops the Gibs
>Resolve to drugs because Computer is taken away
>Die to overdosing yourself
L M A O
Is there anything more pathetic than a NEET?
Are NEETs the losers of the losers?
there's a cat on the balcony sniffing my laundry. no idea how it got up/down here but it seems unable to leave.
Pick it up and adopt it if your able and willing to take care of him, if not both of these things, take him to the closest no kill shelter. Or give him to a freind who loves animals.
>h-hiya, a-anon, t-thanks for coming o-over for Netflix an' c-ch-chill :3
>tfw quit weed after years of daily blazing
>tfw i'm starting to become an alcoholic
i can't keep myself from getting messed up
This, former alcoholic here. Smoking/vaping daily has been a way more healthy and satisfying experience than drinking to the point of my insides melting. I can actually get up in the morning and not feel like shit or have to clean up vomit.
My smoking was getting out of hand
daily wake and bake, i was locking myself in my room to get high
I didn't go to friends anymore so i could get high.
But now i quit cold turkey and I live in a country where alcohol is everywhere
I just need something to keep the demons at bay
I told one of my friends about reeee, now all the school normies are using it.
What did I do
Are you in grade 8 faggot? Get lost and don't find your way back.
>teaching normies about autistic 4chan memes
Granted, I appreciate the effort but please fuck off. This is what happened with woah. Once normies are able to understand a dank meme they grab it and infect it.
Until wich age can I be a NEET without being considered nor socially perceived as a big and true failure?
Almost everyone I've ever met has been boring/awkward to talk to.
I hate that fake niceness all normies have, no one feels happy and upbeat 24/7. They act like you're a dick when you don't reciprocate their extrovert routine, like I exist to make them feel better about their life.
I know I'm boring and awkward to most people too, but at least I don't pretend I like someone when I don't.