ITT: Sperg moments
my siblings always joked that I was gay and I hated it so much that one time when we were celebrating my mom's birthday my bro said I was pretending to be a huge fag and I started crying because I was so pissed at that retarded joke
my mom immediately walked into the bathroom and wouldn't come out for the rest of the day because she was crying
>>34820523
Thank you for replying. I like to give the first three posters a pepe
>>34820450
>8th grade
>be spic
>Aryan qt is getting bullied on the bus for being small
>sit there and watch as they throw bananas
>get the bright idea do get the beans and rice from my lunchbox and throw them at the bullies
> miss
>FUCK.png
>go up to her and apologize as I wipe my beans off her face
>she starts crying
>get suspended with the other 3 bullies
>mfw
Robots, what do you think of that Chad?
https://youtu.be/bSmPEOCQCk8
>>34820403
so how do you pick girls up if you're not chad?
>>34820403
Alright, this shit's going into Vitaly "dude it's just a prank bro" boring-ass territory.
maybe I'm bitter but this shit is cringey as fuck
I'll start
Ever since I was little I always associated sexual intercourse with humiliation/degradation and to this day can't fucking understand why normies would ever penetrate someone they actually like or have respect for.
This is also probably a result of me being a disgusting FtM tranny but I always felt ashamed when people saw me as a fuckable hole when I was younger and now the only thing that can get me off is seeing men getting brutally raped. I don't mean like fake porn acting "rape", I mean like ultra violent movie/story scenes with dudes being raped in the butthole and/or throat and traumatized for life or footage of prison rape.
Is there any hope for any of us?
>>34820354
2edgy4me sempai
>>34820354
Parents spanked me as a kid and now I have a really strong spanking fetish. I can count the number of times I've gotten off to vanilla porn on both hands.
Just being a submissive male in general.
Biggest fantasy is eating Chad's cum out of a cute girl's cunt as she berates me for being inferior and having a tiny dick.
I hate it.
How do I learn to properly finger a girl?
Femanons, some advice on foreplay please?
>>34820321
>foreplay
Kiss her neck and breathe in her ears while stroking her back, neck and hair.
It's pointless to explain the rest, sex isnt something you learn to be good at. You either have potential or you're just terrible in bed.
>>34820858
>breathe in her ears while stroking her back, neck and hair.
I hope this is bait
>>34820898
Obviously you do it with sensual rythm and not like some sperg autist.
Fembot thread. Post feels. I'll start:
>be me
>in highschool
>finally work up the courage to talk to my oneitis
>after a bit of smalltalk I ask him if he has any time after school
>he says no
>mfw I see him hanging out with his friends after school
>tfw he lied just to avoid me even asking him out
WHY ARE MEN SO EVIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>34819264
I'm sorry. I just didn't find you attractive. I think I did the right thing.
>>34819264
>has plans to hang out with his friends
>some girl asks him out
>bros before hos, sorry got plans
>goes to hang out with friends
Femanons can't be robots. Only retarded.
>>34819300
But he lied to me. I'm not even worth a proper rejection. You have no idea what real pain feels like.
Any basketball NEETs currently online?
>>34819110
basketball is a degenerate sport for niggers
>>34819110
i only watch football and baseball (casual knicks fan though). baseball coming very soon
>>34819110
>NEETs
>physical activity
Anyone has a server? I cant connect to the one posted in the last thread
I want to be comfy with other robots
I can't reach that gondola server either :(
//kingit25
>reeecraft.mchost.pro
>98.168.28.81:6112 (gondola)
>>34818849
blackgear.g.akliz.net
Big Dig modpack. Best server.
ITT: We post as social outcasts in the 50's
*insert /pol/ replies*
>>34818798
Crumb was cool. Post more Crumb pls.
Tfw no Betty Sue to go to the malt shop with
>"It's okay Anon, I understand. I know you don't mean it. Hey, we all get angry sometimes. If I think of all the times I've been grumpy with you for no reason, jeez I'm surprised you've let me stick around as long as you have! I love you Anon, and as long we both understand each other and talk honestly to each other then nothing can come between us!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRA7weVyLs ]
>>34818597
Women don't talk like this, stop further depressing robots based on something that isn't even reality. Worshipping women like this is pathetic, gives them more power, and solves nothing.
>"I can feel your heart beating Anon. Gosh, it's beating so fast! Here, put your hand on my chest. Can you feel mine beating too? It's beating just about as fast yours, can you feel that? I guess we're both a little anxious lying here like this for the first time. Well, I know am at least!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqYiHkx7ils ]
>>34818597
>but will you forgive me for this dutch oven i'm about to give you
If you're white and over 6' you literally are not a robot and have no excuse for being here
>white
>6 foot
>dark circles under eyes (Think tomoko)
>skinny fat
>Cho seung-hui voice
>social anxiety
>degenerate fetishes
I think I'm stuck here for a reason.
>>34818555
being a robot is all mental
>tfw 6'3" Nordic master race
I come here to study the behavioral characteristics of robots, and how to not do anything they do
I'm thinking I should lower my standards A LOT temporarily and settle for an uggo practice gf.
It's sad that it's come down to this. I won't feel good about using or manipulating her, but it's the only way. Plus, girls are guilty of doing the same thing.
This is the ONLY way to build back confidence. Consider it like farming exp to level up.
Makes little difference I'd imagine. Not like having sex unleashes your secret inner powers. That is, however, how it works for me. So if only I could get laid I'd get out of this rut. But I'm scared of women, even ugly ones.
You're gonna hurt her..don't.
>>34817855
It's not just about sex. It's an opportunity to practice every aspect of a relationship. Like taking her out, socializing, and yeah, maybe even practice sex, all so that when you're ready for a real gee eff, you won't feel overwhelmed and can make a good first impression.
Trick is to not fall in love with practice gf, as well as, not spend too much on her
What's your school shooting/mass murder fantasy robots?
C'mon, everybody has one. Share yours
Are you going to outdo Lanza and shootup a nursery? What will your policy be on the gender of your victims? Do you kill people that seem like robots?
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>>34817763
That boii is cute
sauce?
>>34817763
I've never wanted to shoot up a school just because people didn't treat me nicely. I figured that death would be a disproportionate punishment for acting like children typically act (immature, selfish, etc.)
*poos in your loo*
Wat do?
*poos in her mouth*
>>34816856
I would sully the sanctity of my white genes and racemix with her 10/10 times
If I fucked an Indian girl it would have have to happen at my place. I once stayed at my Indian friend's house for one night and for the next 3 days I smelt like tikka masala.
One thing I often notice is that people often criticise Elliot for what he did, as if he owed them something
>You can't just shoot people because you are a virgin
>He didn't have a right to kill people
>Loads of people are virgins, he should suck it up and not be a crybaby
Ultimately Elliot could do whatever the fuck he wanted, and his personal choice was to carry out a massacre, ultimately it might not have been the best choice, but it was his choice to make.
>>34816797
so ur saying it should be socially acceptable to kill random people ?
>>34816932
No, but people act as if Elliot had some sort of obligation to them that he broke.
>>34816975
i think most people in a society feel other people have an obligation not to kill them for no reason
What kind of girl wears black lipstick?
>>34816360
retarded and "suicidal" girls
>>34816360
a girl i live with does
she's fat and hideous and """"""studying""""" HR
The ones that think being edgy is cool and makes them different from all the other girls.