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Who here /actsalphabutabsolutelyterrified/
>be about an hour ago
>show up to class late
>as soon as i walk in the door a kid points at me and screams about my semi long hair negatively (I dont remember exactly what he said)
>filled with such incredible rage I actually started shaking during class
>could do nothing but stare at him with pure hatred in my eyes the whole time
>after class I went up to him and told him to fuck off as i passed him
>he took it as a joke and I turned around infront of him
>keep in mind im about 6'4" and this guy is about 5'9"
>he walks into me and I tell him, with rage seething from between my teeth, "fuck.off."
>he started asking what the fuck was wrong with me and raised his hands
>i grabbed his wrists
>i squeezed so hard i heard a snapping noise
>i told him "dont you dare even utter my name ever a-fucking-gain, or I will fucking gut you"
>i literally never talk so nobody knows anything about me and this kid probably thought I would go through with it
>still shaking
I hate that I can never deal with these situations calmly because I always start to shake
What would you guys have done in my situation?
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OP is a big rude bully.
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Long haired faggot hahahahahahhahahaha
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>>35381916
>What would you guys have done in my situation?
I don't know. No one has ever been mean to me in any way IRL.

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>used to come here for the similar feels and fellow robots
>now come here to fucking laugh at these shell of a "robot" people who post here

You're failed normies, the true incels. The robot does nothing but laughs at you. You "robots" lost your robotic ways a long time ago, now all you are is "fembot appreciation thread", "agatha orbiting thread" "asmr waifu thread" among many,many others, and all the robot does is laugh.
It is true, the robot wants to feel, the joy of having a loving gf, he doesn't actually want a gf. He hates those inferior specimens, the nigger of genders. He wants,only the feeling , because robot don't have the feel. Fake robots like you orbit and orbit and orbit, worship the inferior sex like it is some deity, and sex is some sort of divination.
And yet, the robot merely laughs.
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I am honestly impressed.
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>>35381883
I'm certain that if they were born better looking they would fuck-off, integrate into society, and become the same as all the other normal fags.
They reject everything that has rejected them, instead of rejecting what they choose to be rid of.

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>tfw stupid but hard-working
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You're lucky OP, i'm around 135 IQ abd can't make myself do shit. Consider yourself lucky, you will go far if you work hard.
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>>35381867
>tfw stupid but hard-working

You almost described the average American conservative. They're only sort of hard-working, but have somehow convinced themselves that they've worked harder than everybody else, and therefore "hand outs' to disabled or less fortunate individuals are unfair.
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>>35381867
>>35381867
>to intalligint too not work hard

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It's good for thw bonner
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Remember to wash behind you ears and eat your veg rubles
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Give me more titty milk
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allahu akbar 2bqh

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What can we do to stop porn? How do we explain to normies and other robots that its detrimental to society and harmful to their own selves?

>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit chads with 8 inch dicks
>it raises your irl sex expectations to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
>it lets talentless chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
>it lets talentless stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
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>>35381848
>implying i wouldn't compare myself to fit chads anyway

At least i can fap to porn, I can't fap to the chads that surround me irl, nor do I want to

And they make money but I get free porn so, evens out. They already have it better in everything else, at least this sort of benefits me.
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>>35381848
This is only true if you're stupid. If you can't distinguish between fantasy and reality then you shouldn't watch porn. You wouldn't watch star wars and think that it's accurate representation of real life.
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>>35382039
An overwhelming majority of people is stupid, what you said reinforces my conviction that we should stop porn.

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Let's have a leaf thread

torontonians welcome
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Floridian here, what is snow like?
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>>35382047
it's white and kind of cold
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truly a master race

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The fight between me and a normie is gonna happen tomorow. He is bigger than me but I don t care, I didn t drink coffe for 2 weeks so I m agressive af
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fuckin maul his ass
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>>35381786
You said he's bigger. Is he taller? If so you can't go in unless you're confident he won't grab your ass and suplex you or choke you out. Instead wait for him to come in and kick him right in the fucking knees or chest. This will get him scared and on the defensive so pepper him up when he blocks.
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>>35381964
This is that fucking normie reeeeeeeeee

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TFW living paycheck to paycheck and I'm sick
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Same my dude wish I could just neet it up
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Whose paycheck?

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>be a girl
>meet a random guy on the internet on 2013 (let's call him Igor, he's Russian)
>begin to really talk together around 2015
>Igor is definitely a very smart guy I enjoy talking to him
>Igor sounds like a creep, but that kinda fascinates me
>I try to forget him and to have a normal social life
>I begin to date a guy (let's call him Brad) in my college
>me and Brad both lose our virginity
>instant regret
>I go back to my non-social life
>I spend all my week ends drinking beer and smoking cigs while doing shit on my computer
>Igor too
>we're pieces of shit tho
>he tells me about his horrible childhood in Russia, before he moved to the US
>we never talk about private stuff normally
>I'm even more fascinated by this guy
>we both spent last new year's eve alone behind our computers
>he begins to tell me about his life again
>he tells me about him being unable to interact with ''real life girls''
>I want to be there with him so much
>he tells about how his physical appearance is a problem
>thinks he will never be able to loose his virginity
>he's tall, fat, hairy, and full of pimples
>he has beautiful blue eyes tho
>I've always been attracked to guys considered ''ugly'' by most of girls
>have no idea what's wrong with me
>me and Igor are still talking
>he sounds kinda cold and distant most of the time
>never meet each other IRL
>don't know what he thinks about me
>but I know I love him
>my best friend says I'm crazy to love a fat virgin alcoholic nerd I've never met
>stfu :(
>I feel like he totally friendzoned me
>for almost 3 years
>opens a red wine bottle a cig pack and begin to listen to the smiths
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>>35381757
I hope this is joke or at least bait...


baka
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>>35381757
>>we both spent last new year's eve alone behind our computers
this triggered me
tfw no true internet love gf
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>>35381757
>opens a red wine bottle a cig pack and begin to listen to the smiths

>unironically being a manic pixie dream girl

Either way, move on or tell him how you feel. You'll keep torturing yourself endlessly if you don't either cut him out or try to make something happen.

Stop being a beta faggot.

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Deep down, don't we all prefer a mate of the same race?

Of course I feel attracted to beautiful women of any race, but really deep down, for a life-long partner, I feel it can't be anything else than my own race. Do you understand this feeling? If not, how the hell did you bypass it? I feel like it's just built into us as human beings.
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>>35381721
i'm a mulatto and i think i prefer white women.

actually i prefer hispanic and mulatto women, i'm so sorry
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no, not everyone is a worthless racist piece of crap like you
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>>35381721
I literally have zero (0) racial preference, dunno what to tell you op

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Rare Pepe thread.

Post only your rarest Pepes.
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>>35381717
You just want them to save yourself
You will crash the market for pepe by doing this anon
The demand will fall
I'n trying to feed my two kids and all my investments are in rare memes
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>>35381717
No wonder this pepe's rape, its fucking shit
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I only keep the best paypays

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NEET here. Assuming I live to ~60 I've got another 33 years of absolutely nothing ahead of me. I get a subsistance-level pension inherited from my father so I have no need to ever work but I'm not rich either so I'm very limited in what I can do. Anime and manga can only fill a few hours a day, especially as I'm reaching the end of my backlog and will soon be reliant on new releases only.

So what should I do with the next 33 years of my life?
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>>35381715
why not kill yourself right now?
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>He bought into the NEET meme
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Look up literature, learn a skill and try to do something outside. Being a NEET is depressing because every day is the same, you just have to somehow break that cycle or you won't make it more than a few years let alone decades.

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Who here /haunted houses/ experiences
>october
>inner city
>me and cousins looking for shenanigans
>$5 haunted house
>fuck it
>ghetto tales from the crypt cast
>no idea what theme is
>alternates from pirates to butcher shop
>"avast yeeeee"
>black skin the pirate
>eye patch
>do rag
>rockets hat with bomber jacket
>looking for treasure
>cant figure out dyslexic map
>"it be 20 paces starburrrddd mother fucker"
>x marks the spot is a literal x
>over closet
>mardi gras beads inside
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>>35381673
Who here can't write a logically coherent greentext
>OP
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>>35381752
I understood it, maybe you're just stupid
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>>35381673
I keep hearing growling sounds in the dead of night, last night it was around 3am.

Where can I catch wild rats in Sydney?
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>>35381620
In your house
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>>35381620
prolly in your house.

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>what are you looking at anon? my eyes are up here
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>>35381584
Give me milky :)
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>>35381584
I'm looking at those tits, your might as well be down there.

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