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>>37824960
Hole will leave you in the end. You will have no rights to custody, nor any possessions. Only a good deal with fair courts.

>>37824960
I'm actually really interested in this lifestyle. My main ambition is to making a living writing fiction and political essays, which I could largely do from a home office while taking care of house duties and kids. Plus, most of my hobbies are home hobbies, like gardening and vidya.

I try to date career women as often as possible, and I am currently seeing a turbocutie who works in non-profit management and I'm starting to catch feelings for her.

Wish me luck lads.

>>37824960
It is a pretty sweet deal. You just have to swallow any remaining shreds of dignity you might have, but this shouldn't be a problem for most robots.

at least now you know how a big dick feels like
How do you feel?

>>37824961
It felt great, he was about as thick as a beer can. But I never got the chance to feel it pulse in my hands has he came

dumb nohomoposter

>>37824884
again this shitty thread?, go back to your containment board fucking faggot

>>37824884
>It just feels Iike bioIogy and my body has betrayed me.
So get revenge on your body and kill it

>>37824884
>vagina envy
that's the most beta thing I've ever herad

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dear god why won't anyone love me

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Nobody appreciates me. In a world filled with seven and a half billion people, I am utterly alone.

>>37825384
we are alone together anon. dw we can get through this

Ok anon i'll take you up on that
let me die rolll

rollodjdpkajrakdsrj;

>>37824836
rolololololololYO1!!

I learned to lower expectations

but at the same time, im happy with who i am.
im not saying that starting a family is not a dream of mine, but i am grateful for waking up every morning and having the ability to enjoy the things that make me happy.

instead of trying to pursue the conventional happnies i found happiness in reading and educating myself. also im developing many skills that my normie friends will never have the time or aptitude to enjoy.

look at the bright side anon. many great things ahead, but its not always what you always dreamed of

>>37824887
Unlike you, I possess neither the talent nor interest nor time to develop skills and friendships. Some people just weren't meant for this world.

>>37824947
you can do anything you want in this world

Don't talk about anything sexual and you're fine OP. Just enjoy your pocket monsters or whatever the fuck that is

>tfw she has a boyfriend
>"my boyfriend doesnt play pokemon and you did so i thought we could be friends"

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>>37824872
it's japanese you idiot, it's not pocket monster.

It's


POKETTU MONSUTERU

Nice to see another numbered edition.

>>37824995

It happens. I intended to work on my response to my mother, but I don't feel like it. So I'm here.

I spoke to X today. It didn't go well.

>>37825006
Oh? Care to share what she said? Did you get your legal prophylactic today?

>>37824751
Indian

originalsdlafg

Very, very jewish.

>>37824751
Very creative and imaginative.

What if I want everyone to die

>>37824621
fembot here, i'll be your gf
post your discord

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>>37824806
Then you can die first.

yes. why did you guys sit at my table again? and why hasn't the waiter brought my mountain dew over?

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>>37824594
why are you so angry anon? all we did was ask a question jeez chill out virgin

>>37824623
i have to go my moither's van is outside bye

>>37824565
the world is fucked.

jews destroyed the west

I'm a fucking failed abortion

I can't take it anymore, I hate these fucking normies, I hate them lulling me to sleep, they deserve to fucking die for what they've done

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>>37824565
>be practicing muslim
>be sad and not a chad like all the others I know
>discover ED and read up on social rejects
>discover 4chan and read it's history
>discover traps
>consider them gay and hate gays
>start liking traps that look feminine
>get off to the traps
>get off to being the trap
>going on HRT or crossdressing would get my disowned

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shit ass thread with shit ass advice

Red luckies, 2 or 3 packs a week for about a year
Probably going to try to stop soon because i'm poor

>>37824616
Where do you live? How much do those cigarettes cost?

>>37824562
i dont smoke much when i do its mostly marlboro

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>>37824537
yeah especially trap doujins
Even less likely to happen

>>37824537
I can't read romantic h-Manga anymore for that exact reason. I know that I'll never have that, and even if I was a normie, I know that true love and romance is a meme anyways, and that truth is very painful to me. It used to be a nice fantasy but the cruel reality is that it will always be a fantasy, even if you were demigod Chad Thundercock himself.

> never was in a romantic relationship
> love stories still have no effect
Is there something wrong with me?

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>>37824512
liking dominant girls is gayer than liking traps

you mean lesbians? sure they exist

>>37824512
They do. My girlfriend is really dominant and into femdom but we switch. The amount of bruises on my ass right now is insane. She also had plenty of self respect