i went to the stadion at 5 am and i runned
>Tfw I went out and jerked off in public instead
Dawn is very calm when a man's jacking it
>There are people right now going out, having a good time, and pairing up to engage in sexual congress later tonight
What the fuck are you doing?
Post whatever the fuck you're listening to right now
I'm not actually listening to it right now, but this is stuck in my head.
in the original yogi bear show, yogi was the smart one coming up with all kinds of ideas to get picnic baskets, and booboo was the naysaying little shit who did nothing but complain
then in the new versions they swapped it, making yogi the dumb one
fuck the yogi bear movies, fuck them, they're shit
>just get out of the military a couple months ago
>started college (summer semester) for the first time ever a few weeks ago
>english so shits easy
>sitting alone by myself
>kinda used to it by now, still feel wierd though
>first day have to get up and introduce yourself and say a few things about yourself
>hey my names anon. Just got out of the military a few months back
>teacher goes "oh well thank you for your service!"
>try to sit back down and stare at the wall for the remaining 45 minutes
>stacy next to me tries talking to me
>polite and all, answer her questions
>asks me if I want to exchange contact information, incase one of us is sick or something and needs the hmk
>realize my phone is dead
>tell her my phones dead
>gives me a look
>shes very cold and stand offish from then on out
>ignore her forever
am I winning yet?
Hey robots, I met this girl on Okcupid that I've been texting for like two days. She's out of town now, but we're gonna hang out and get drunk when she gets back. I think she's looking for a relationship and not a one night thing.
I told her I was going to a friends house tonight, and she told me to drunk text her if I get drunk because she "loves that shit". Why would she want me to do that?
>HQ, this is Beta squadron. We've got eyes on the Normie platoon 15 clicks from here, now is our time to strike: they're huddled around a beer pong table and misquoting Rick & Morty so they're very distracted. Requesting permission to employ full anti-normie ordinance, over.
Copy that, HQ. Preparing to deploy ordinance on my - wait a minute. HQ, the situation is evolving. It looks like the normies have captured a couple of fembots for sexual servitude...even if they likely went with them willingly, should we still deploy the ordinance?
>Hold that order Beta squadron, we have a team with eyes on a 3dpd asian qt. She's just walked into the first bedroom on the left after the stairs. We'll need you to take him out or at least immobilize him in order to protect the purity of the package. Act quickly soldiers, there is no time over.
Prove you're not a brainlet
Decided to play. Enjoy.
>there are people on /r9k/ who are too young to know who this is
Should I try out LSD?
Never done drugs before
If you ever aspire to get a job that requires a security clearance, I would suggest against.
But its a pretty interest experience overall, I wouldn't worry about a "bad trip" or w/e because honestly you still get the experience and its still worthwhile.
If you want to do it right I would suggest trustworthy friends (if you have them and they are tripping with you) and outdoors and good weather.
If I'm honest, its kind of weak if you do one square of w/e they are called.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
I just got back from college orientation aka the robot's hell. What am I in for?
I'll share some of what happened
>mostly kept to myself
>occasionally the normalshits tried to 'include' me and it was really awkward
>stacy upperclassman keeps asking me to 'join' her group or something because I was alone (spoiler alert I ignored her)
>fell asleep under a tree during group time
>was sweating a lot the whole time because I was really nervous
>roommate was chad
How does a robot survive in a small university?
This. If you're going away to college and not fat you have zero excuse for not getting laid.
So my gf is at a party drunk af right now and won't respond. I'm pretty scared guys.
I'm on duty toady. Have to stay put for 24hrs. And I don't know. Not like her to just be silent. I have a bad feeling. The crowd she's with aren't the best people ever. I called her earlier when they were pregaming at her friends house and this dude she works with took the phone mumbled something and hung up. I don't know anymore.
>some guy from her work took the phone
it's over man.
Made a young girl friend!!!
I finally went to the Starbucks outside my window, one girl was left,
she was 13, watched anime (yuss)
I bought her a vanilla ice latte and
we talked, would it be weird to have
her come home to me and watch
anime? I'm 19 and she's so cute ^~^
I just wanna hang out with her lmao
My guy, reality is very different from our loli visual novels. Lolicon is one thing but bringing it into reality is something you should not do. Once you do it you can never go back.
We're a small (barely under 20 people), comfy server that could use some people
PS: Server Collectors/Lurkers will be banned on sight
How do i get that ''fuck it nothing matters'' mentality and start socializing without being an anxious piece of shit?
>implying you don't have that mentality right now, and that's why you are such a loser
>implying if you just cared about yourself, your life, and others u wouldn't be such a piece of shit
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