Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11349. page

>>34033213
I agree, but what's that got to do with anything?

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>>34033300
This. Thread over.

Orgenale

>>34033213
They are, yet they use that beauty to deceive men.

Very despicable when it comes to their intelligence, or lack there of.

>tfw nonwhitenonblack KHV with no gf
>cant wait to see the asshurt that comes from OP's bait

lets watch

Can we have his number

>>34033123
A black man with green eyes? What

>>34032955
i wish I didn't know this feeling

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>>34032975
i'm still holding out hope i can meet a girl with a loving family and marry into her family.

i almost want a family more than a girl at this point.

>>34032955
fuck everything about this feel

>>34032867

Seriously. It's like the govt wants to take away the only thing that's kept me from killing myself. Fuck the USA,

>>34032867
Can't have men buying pussy anon, that drives the cost down for real womyn out there!

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Stop wasting money on whores. Invest it in bitcoin.

>>34032847
Youre supposed to use something bigger than your finger and in the shape of a penis. Youre supposed to fap while its in your butt too.

>>34032847
Your finger is just to open your ass up a bit, it won't do much on it's own.

>>34032873
wtf would I own that's bigger than a finger and also safe to put in your ass

do I look like some kinda faggot who's got a toolbox of this crap

>>34032838
Normies are generally happy, but their happiness is derived from other people thinking they're happy than from their own enjoyment of whatever their doing. If you see a normie, for example, posting pictures of themselves dancing a club or something you can bet they're deriving more pleasure from the attention they receiving from other normies than from the clubbing itself. This is why you never seen normies with hobbies that require only themselves. You'll never see normies building a ship in a bottle or reading a book that isn't already the flavor of the month book to read.

>>34032838
>>34032931

>edgy lulzimsodifferentand special tier posting

God I hate this fucking board sometimes.

>>34032838
Is this hillary clinton with all the evil filtered out

Did you make this OP?

>>34032851
no, I just strongly identify with it.

being a robot, i declare it to be the new robot anthem of 2017. if you don't identify with this song then you are not a robot.

plea?se// respond
orig

>>34032744
if I were you I literally wouldn't attend the first days to try and dodge it

>>34032744
If they didn't do that then nobody would ever have a reason to talk to me.

>>34033050
I always say something generic and safe.

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>>34032729
>tfw the feelings of tfwnogf are starting to get too heavy for even drugs+alcohol to numb
>wish I didn't desire human companionship/interaction so much

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>>34032764
I feel the same...

I just want someone to laugh with, hold hands, cuddle in front of movie, simple things...

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>>34032813
>go to the gym
>walk the doggo
>go to the grocery store
>see guys with their gf out at all of these places
>have to take about 5 seconds to gain my composure before I let the forever pain swallow my soul
>gets difficult to "just ignore it brah and you'll get a gf one day" when everywhere I go I'm reminded of how alone i am

i'm surprised all robots don't maintain a fake Chad tinder account.

it's more fun than video games

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>>34032586
I'm not fake and I don't condone anyone else here to be faked just bee urself

>>34032623
let me see your profile picture

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>>34032496
I can't bring myself to watch the final episodes of JJBA Stardust Crusaders. I can but I won't.

I'm also surprised they managed to pack both of the most common death cliches into two episodes.

>>34032769
Part 3's overrated.
Least favorite part, hurry up and get to part 5 or part 7 that shit's hype.

>>34033241
I'm going through the animeme first, then I'll do the manga.

I've heard nothing but praise for Steel Ball Run though. To be fair though the only actual discussion I hear is literally Super Eyepatch Wolf's videos.

>>34032440
>lack of virginity
>piercings and tattoos
>slutty clothes
>fatness

when they open their mouths

>>34032440
Why are you wearing white bitch, you're wearing a lie.

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>r9k sent him to therapy

>>34032559
can i get some original context

>>34032844
From what I've heard, he had a bed in the backseat of his car.

/a/ and /v/ are the worst boards on the site. I don't recommend that people even lurk there.
/adv/ is a containment board for teenagers.

>/ic/
>/soc/
>/adv/
>/mu/
>/a/

you're not the only one. I'd write /v/ but I don't even bother posting any more, it's garbage.

/v/ has been nice in my experience when autismally making a thread to ask a question. That said I only really post on /g/ and /r9k/

>>34032173

T. Someone who has never spoken to a woman

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boys cant get pregnant right?

>>34032291
It's moe you dip