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>my ex

Acceptable only because it means said robot has given females a chance and discovered first hand how worthless they are after spending intimate time with them.

>>36112400
>my ex
>as if downward spiraling isn't part of becoming a robit

>>36112720
it's not, you're a failed normie
robots are born, not made

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>>36112395
Not too hot desu
Its my senior year of highschool and I was going to prom but over the course of a week I broke up with my gf because she wouldn't watch my Sonic video and I picked up a shift at work (an olive garden) and I'm probably just going to see all my class mates with their prom dates today

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>>36112395
Not good. I feel like i could do so much but there's something holding me back from inside, like i know how to interact with girls but i cant do it in the real life situation. It feels like i'm not letting myself to win in order to live in eternal suffering.

>>36112395
Pretty good desu I found out the secret is to date within your means. Now I'm baggin all the ugly girls in my high school and I couldn't be happier

Get lost coon.

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>>36112370
Yes. Its /pol/.

The Jews turned trump and now all the alt-right kiddies are in meltdown.

I think you should get the fuck out normie ree to help cope

>>36112379
she was my first and only gf tho

I'm 30

>>36112357
It's called rebounding, a lot of girls do it.
You can take advantage of this too if you play the game right.

>>36112309
nothing.

its just some small figures in a blender

That's hot I want to start it up.

since it looks like bugs it made me remember how bugs are going to be the food of the future, and that made me feel a bit hungry

BUMP
http://www.strawpoll.me/12702545
http://www.strawpoll.me/12702545
http://www.strawpoll.me/12702545

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>>36112153
>no athletic/muscular option
Shit fucking taste, senpai

>>36112349
this post right here

also wut is "average"

haha lil fucboi i get pussy 25/7 all day the ladies cant stop suking my long penis, sad neckbeards here will never know the touch of a female, only her mace in their fat face

I must be sigma, since I have no significant resources yet I've always got laid easily.

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>>36112381
I'm sigma too since I've been a loner my whole life. It's nice to get complimented on how relaxed and stoic I am.

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Focusing on intellectual pursuits helps. However, although my mind grows, my love for huge tits does not diminish. I can only ignore them for so long, before they call to me from afar like sirens in the night.

>>36112246
Who dis!? Bhhjmgt

>>36112112
>>go to an ugly titty monster landwhale place regurlarly just to expend hours sucking on her boobs incessantly
I see no reason to stop that lifestyle..

>>36112109
Proofs ?


Orijinal koment

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>>36112121
Why would you want proof?

>>36112109
I have been thinking of joining the FFL as a back up plan. Is there anything I need to require to join, be it physical or monetary?

Its okay, but if her ass is too fat it will feel like you never quite manage to get your dick all the way in. On the good side they sure love when you try to root yourself in anyway. And they are most times up for anal too.

>>36112199
Yup. Girls with big asses love anal which is more important than anything because when she takes her ass out and it looks like that you're going to want to put your dick in it.

I think girls with big asses love anal so much probably because they've been pressured to do it with every guy they've ever been with.

>>36112095
mmm...i just want to stick my nose between her buttcheeks and take a good, long whiff.

How he got arrested #1
>brought heroin to school (goes to an alternative school where there are classes of 7 students, teen moms, et cetera
>was acting shifty so school administrators searched him and found the black and a bunch of needles in his backpack (like, A LOT of fucking needles). School called the cops. His ass got bailed out.

#2
>propositions me to give him a ride "to go pay back a friend"
>instant red flag. Nigga has literally never paid anyone back ever, and the nameless "a friend" has always meant drug dealer to him.
>tell him no but don't tip my hand that I know what's up
>he leaves and never makes it home. He sourced heroin by PM'ing random people in R/opiates. He trusted a stranger to buy drugs from, and that stranger was a police informant.

Why do addicts think they're so slick and cunning when they're not? Some of it's an insult to your intelligence, really.

Addicts/people with substance abuse problems make horrible friends, OP.

It sounds like, truthfully, your friend has been misusing for a matter of years. He's spent years and years with idle hands, not building himself up or honing ANY skills. All of his energy and intellect goes to hiding and maintaining this habit.

You're not naive. You saw your old friend hurting, and you tried to help him. Addicts will do anything, anytime, to anyone for no reason.

>>he leaves and never makes it home. He sourced heroin by PM'ing random people in R/opiates
>>He trusted a stranger to buy drugs from, and that stranger was a police informant.

Damn, that's like losing the lottery. I wonder how many people he PM'd.

Getting high is one thing, but chasing the dragon with intravenous heroin is something that very few people seem to come back from. And if they do it's a struggle that defines who they are every day after that.

Sorry for your loss OP.

>6'3"
>Good skin
>Full-time job with benefits and insurance
>College degree
>Live independently
>Only slept with six women in my life and I'm already 26

Just end me, robros.

>>36112614

That's not bad at all, senpai

>>36112614
only six?

>>36113704

it's truly nothing special

origgy

Wizard 101 or World of Warcraft, hard to tell?

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>tfw no night elf girlfriend

>>36111971
there are only two ways to die from a gunshot injury:

destroying the brain stem
and blood loss.

by failing at it

kek

If you put the barrel just under your chin like a retard you'll just blow your face off and your brain will remain intact. You'll eventually die from shock or blood loss, but it's not as instant as immediately destroying the brain, and very painful.

I uh... I do

Even bestiality is more fun with attractive animals.

>>36111946
hnng nectar of the gods