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>>34732451
That bitch needs some jaw surgery and she's good to go.

because women aren't worth worrying about
set yourself free, stop caring about women

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>tfw I'm a loser and I have so much love to give.

kekekek.

>>34732395
Just focus on losing that weight, fat boy

>>34732407
Just focus on getting a job, leach boy

>>34732395
>be NEET
>every day is saturday
Feels good

bump

origami commentu

>>34732387

Sexually perverse degenerates with some kind of psychological problems and brain anomalies.

A lot of homosexuals have had some kind of early exposure to sexuality at a young age when there should not have been any sexual exposure, most likely a negative experience. So there must be some kind of correlation between homosexuality and by mind fucked as a kid.

I know we should study them and try to figure out why they're so fucking degenerate and what causes gayness but I think they should just all be put in concentration camps

>>34732453
This.
Basically they are mentally ill andd should be locked in/gassed

I don't know I'm in a kind of similar situation. But I never even attempted to leave and my mom constantly reminds me that she'll suicide if I leave.

>>34732370
Do it anon. Im going to have to do it too since my parents are divorced and live with my mom, but she wants to move away for her job and I have to stay for college.

>tfw ill have to become a wagecuck

unless you're parents are abusive

stay. get a job. the rental jew sucks out 80% of your paycheck.

spend the extra money on a hotel or something

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This is what the paper towels look like.

>>34732301
>>34732318
Just don't use the olaf ones.

>>34732455
That would be wasteful.

>tfw the nurse notices the stretch marks on your penis

>>34732265
weak bait. everyone knows penis inspection isn't about checking length, its just to check general penis health.

Did anyone else used to do practice inspections with their friends? I mean, like in 7th.. 8th grade or so, where'd you cup each others balls and cough and check for proper erection angles and semen color. I think that helped prepare us for the big day.

>>34732229
copy and pasted it from file, dnt know how it will format, thanks anon forgot about these, interesting looking back at how angsty i was

With the flick of a thumb, a click, flicker and a flame-
A slow inhale, eye contact, on the way out I taste her name on my lips-
Behind a pipe that leaks sweet dreams in slow drips-
Stuck in her blue eyes as she walks by.

>>34732479
If I'm allowed to name this one I'll call it oneitis.

>>34732229

>I am alone
>always and forever
>my heart beats
>but I feel, never

>inky blackness suffocates me
>only to bring me back
>next day to see
>my suffocation again

>lust dangles in front of my eyes
>close enough to grasp
>berating me with lies
>I'm powerless to move

>my life is pain
>suffering ensues
>misery can't be slain
>for am I it's captive

I was pretty edgy

I love anime OPs

they bring back such a sense of wonder, hope and happiness

>>34732200
Such is the curse.

yeah, i usually don't watch anime, but when i pick some anime to watch, i watch it till the very end and feel depressed when its over, coz i need to go back to my shitty life

>>34732127
will heroin work?

>>34732214
I already know about SRIs but I want something less addictive.

>>34732127
Adderall, or any amphetamine. The thought of food will disgust you, I dropped into dangerously low bmi in highschool because of it, hospitalized once (wasn't really that serious, dehydration mostly). Just thinking about food while on adderall will trigger your gag reflex.

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>>34732117
Are you fellow /oldfags/ still alive?

>>34732117
No. Just hang it up and leave already. You're far past the point you should be into memes and 2D girls.

>>34732117
you're the ancients
anyone past 22 is elder as the majority of this website are 12

How the fuck did Bernie Sanders manage to become a Senator? Can anyone explain this?

>>34732061

Pizza Bernie?

>>34732061
It was before a time when corporation ran the govt.

do not believe the deceivers
they allow roasties in their server
theirs is no haven for robots
avoid at all costs

>>34732067
it's 1 autistic virgin you stupid nigger, come back when you've gotten rid of your "it's me against everyone" mentality, there are others just as autistic as you. You are not special.

>>34732089
women cannot be robots
absolutely no exceptions
if you believe otherwise you are no robot and you are a fucking fool

she could lose her virginity to chad anytime she wanted
could you lose your virginity to stacey anytime you wanted?
do you really think you are on equal footing with her?

faggot

Jealous of her

Also a slut wearing glasses is just a slut wearing glasses

>>34731908
Disgusted and angry. I feel like i would murder both if i caught them in the act..

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Like this.
Orignalio

>>34731876
It was an ok anime nothing more. I related to some parts of it(NEET, video games, feelings of worthlessness, suicide) but it had its fair share of cringe worthy parts too.

>>34731876
SAO is the best!
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34731876
its too fantastical.

You want to project yourself onto tatsuhiro and hope that some girl will too come and take you away from loneliness but that wont happen.

>>34731763
white boys are so weak. White women NEED to mix with blacks to make a stronger child

>>34731763
It will bring the end of cultural identity and race wars.
>genetic diversity
It will kill it too.

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>>34731811

Hahahahahaha

>Mixing genes with the most inferior, low IQ monkey race on planet Earth will make "stronger children"

Hahahah no it won't you nigger, it'll just make more dumb nigger chimps

ooga booga