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selfie thread? lets have a selfie thread
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>>35519520
looks somewhat like eggman
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Alright I'll do it
>>35519538
It's like a prettier egg girl
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Fucking kys faggot
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I'm the only one in the whole company at work today because of weather. It's a consulting firm.
What should I do?
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Seriously bored and playing runescape at the company office right now.
What do I do?
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>>35519507
>what exactly are you doing OP?
>how much do you make?
>where do you work (country)?
>what have you studied?
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>>35520313
I'm an "Actuarial Analyst" at a consulting firm.
I make about $45 an hour.
I work in the US (in Pennsylvania). I studied math.
Right now I'm playing old school runescape and watching "Shark Tank." What do i do?
I'm alone here today. On a normal day, I show up to work, send a message to my coworkers and superiors that says "Hello. I have some time today, so if you have any projects I can help with, please let me know." There's never any work for me though so after that I just shitpost on 4chan all day.
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>constantly shit talk americans
>am american
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>being a cuck to your mother nation
You can get deported as well pablo
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>>35519498
So, you are a liberal?
Dont worry, I hate Americans and I am one myself.
Not that other people are much better, but our wealth and power gives us our own brand of arrogance, ignorance, and degeneracy
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>>35519498
We are all Americans. Some of us are only undocumented still and living overseas, in your country or still unborn.
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Who in the North East is real comfy right now?
What you got for comfy drinks and snacks?
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No food , cold as shit i just want to go about my misrable day
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Long island here. Just woke up at 10 am. Pretty comfy
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>>35519472
Thisanon isn't in the North East, but he got Oreos and pomegranate-apple juice.
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I'm going to beat your ass, Wojak.
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I'll help you, brother. May Allah give us strength.
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Sorry, but i cant let that happen
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>>35519557
Prepare yourself, traitor. Wojak is the enemy here.
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femanon here
why are all you robots such babies? just go out and talk to girls and you will get a girlfriend easy!
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>>35519409
How about you lick my ass
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So how are you doing then? Anything interesting you want to talk about?
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>>35519409
Because I have social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder.
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>tfw you had THAT dream again
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Dreamt about my oneitis messaging again after having ghosted me. It felt so fucking real.
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>>35519377
>it's a social anxiety even in my dream episode
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>>35519377
Y u do dis op?
7(7(9,9)
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Who /wants to be loved but knows they are too dysfunctional to ever get a gf/ here?
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why would you shit on a pile of teen literature
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>>35519304
This girl has fucking terrible taste holy shit
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>>35519304
idk about that homeboy but i'd love to sniff that book shes sitting on
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And why do i see people posting it?
Is it a new underground meme or what?
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I think it's a visual gal(male)ge
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>>35519265
does it have a name or what
because I'm about ready to solve this mystery once and for all.
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>>35519240
>new
>underground
You are the newfag here
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If you are like me and basically live for internet/video games/anime/media in general...
What would your life be like if you were living in the 60s?
For me, I would probably be way better than I am today, a guitarist in a band. I started playing electric guitar, was told by my teacher that I was talented yet quit because I'd rather be playing video games/watching anime than put any effort into something. But if these things weren't around, yeah, I'd be playing guitar all day. I would also try to have friends, because I couldn't just talk to strangers like you on the internet and I couldn't stay all alone, I would go insane. So many other things would be better, healthier. Yeah, now that I think about it...
Maybe technology was a mistake.
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Aye, technology definitely fucked me up. I can't help but really chart my life's downward spiral as beginning with getting an NES as a kid, then an SNES, N64, etc. They're not solely to blame, but they taught me early on that I could have fun by myself and didn't need other people, and that to accomplish things in digital worlds was okay instead of working to accomplish actual things. C'est la vie
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I'd still be a loser, just that instead of being a "redpilled" NEET I'd be an average beta begging girls for love and sucking Chad's dick just to have friends while working on a shitty min wage job.
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>>35519215
One of the shittier things about technology is about it's making us emotionally distant from eachother. But it's possible to ignore this.
Plus, the 60's was shit, too. Race riots, 'Nam...
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What do the NEETs on this board do all day?
I've recently become a NEET, and after a mere month, i've run out of things to and am bored as fuck.
Video games are boring now
I've watched every YouTube video there is
I've watched all the interesting movies
masturbate twice a day
I have even read books and gone outside
what am i supposed to do all day?
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lurk. take up a hobby.
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I try not to do anything. Everything is so tiring, I just lie in bed all day, trying not to think at all.
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>>35519207
you have to tell yourself that you like it, that's how it works
alternatively you could go outside and take a stroll to the nearest park, chill, eat something, go home with a can of beer, etc.. learning something practical out of curiosity, but that might be too much work
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>new office chair arrived today
>looks super simple
>sit down
>LITERALLY having an orgasm right now over how much better it is
I can't even believe how bad my other chair was. The chair I've been spending my ENTIRE day on FOR FUCKING YEARS.
1. What type of chair do you sit on?
2. Is it comfy?
3. Do you have posture problems?
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>picture implying sitting at a 90 degrer angle is healthy
135 degree roman master race here.
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>>35519151
>current year
>not resting in the position humans are built for
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>>35519286
Looks like it puts abnormal amounts of strain on the knees.
It's also third worldish.
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>super horny
>decide to make a homemade fleshlight using a pringels can
>looks good
>spit in it and stick my peepee in
>feelgoodman.jpg
>do this for like half en hour
>wtf why am i not cum
>take peepee out
>blood all over it
>wtf
>huge cut on my forehead
>wont stop bleeding
>too embarrassed to go to a doctor
>water on it hurts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN PUT MY DICK AWAY OF IT HURTS, MY MOM IS HOME AND I'M SCARED
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>>35519076
Post a pic so we can see how bad it is and whether or not you're going to need to go out and get it taken care of
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>>35519091
I WON'T POST A PICTURE OF MY DICK FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO JACK OFF TO
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What does this pringles flashlight look like?
Pics OP
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AVERAGE DAY OF A CITYCUCK
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>be retarded urbanite
>wake up at 3:00 AM, get off my cardboard bed
>walk around my 20 square feet apartment I pay $6000 per day to get ready for work
>leave apartment building at 5:00 AM
>get trampled on outside
>finally get to car
>go to turn on radio
>radios missing
>take 4 hours to get to work because of shit traffic
>pull into giant parking lot
>Get out of car
>get mugged by black gentleman
>finally get up to office at 8:15 AM
>spend next 45 minutes before 9-5 job starts sucking off my boss so I can keep my job
>"work"(read shitpost online) for 7 hours
>actually work for last hour
>leave work, drive back to hou-apartment
>get out of car, get mugged again
>muslim this time
>have no money, so he stabs me and runs
>stagger up to apartment, can't go to hospital because you can't afford it
>stagger past computer, glancing at it
>stop dead in tracks
>"Dirty Redneck thread"
>swell with liberal retardation and inner city riots
>stagger over to Mac
>reply to thread with "Lol,white people"
>collapse immediately after clicking post
>die of blood loss, glad you defended he honor of the glorious city
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I hate the city. I moved here because it must have good services and infrastructure, why else would so many people live here right? Wrong. I feel like I live in a rat colony. Even my tap water is fucking poisonous. I only drink bottle water now.
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I approve this as a city dweller.The people here are some of the aggressive , meanest people i ever met.
Liberals are "tolerant" my asd
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>>35519663
>People I don't know at all, must be liberals they're from the city and mean! "Tolerant left" alright!
You're a fucking dipshit...
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Girlfriend general!!!
>Itt we post
Our age
Gf age
How you met
>"Dont tell me you dont have a gf anon? At least you're not a virgin? Right? "
Beta cucks get out
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>>35519043
HAHAHA
nice try faggot. Did you really think this was going to work?
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I have a fuckbuddy that I'm seeing every week right now, does that count?