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>>35397346
>Is it normal for a couple send naked pictures to each other?
Yes.
>Seems like a retarded idea that will blow up in your face.
More like you have issues. If you couldnt send naked picture of yourself to your gf, then why be in relationship?

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>>35397346
of course not, it's a ploy by the jews to reduce value of relationships of western men and women and give them more reasons to have fights or get into bad stuff.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:45:13 Post No. 35397061 [Report] [View this topic]

Hi robutts, I turned 21 today. Is it actually worth doing anything for birthdays? I never found them very meaningful.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:46:11 Post No.35397069
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>>35397061
How would it be worth it? You could do it any other day as well; given that you're free.

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>>35397069
I guess that's true, but I always hear how much people do on their birthdays especially these 'milestones' such as 21, it really doesn't appeal to me that much, although I do feel like I should do something.

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>>35397109
because normies love to celebrate ANY little milestone of their lives.

REEEEEEEEEEE
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REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE 2017-03-09 10:34:58 Post No. 35396954 [Report] [View this topic]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:41:30 Post No.35397023
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I like this thread. ROOOOOOOOOOO

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LEAVE ME ALONE

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:34:28 Post No. 35396948 [Report] [View this topic]

hi. I am most likely going to die within the next couple of hours. I have been completely socially withdrawn hiki for about 14 years. I'd like to have a voice chat (I can be the only one who talks) with an entity that has a vagina. I dont want to hook up or anything as I'm 99% certain that I will die soon. I just have a few questions, and girls as a whole are very alient to me. So its closure in a way.

My skype is: rehhv3

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:39:36 Post No.35397010
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kys, do the world a favour

Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:54:07 Post No.35397147
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:54:07 Post No.35397147 [Report]

Sorry op but no grill or even a guy will want to engage in anything to do with a dying person. Youre most likely gonna die alone

Anonymous 2017-03-09 11:26:42 Post No.35397488
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Why are you dying? Meme roll oregano

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:25:09 Post No. 35396835 [Report] [View this topic]

Working out and eating a lot has raised my test and i wanna fuck

I want to bad enough that i don't care if i get embarrassed anymore talking to girls

have I made it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:28:47 Post No.35396875
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:28:47 Post No.35396875 [Report]

Not until you delete your /b/ folder.

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>>35396875
I have too much good porn to do that :/

mostly from when teen threads didn't get insta 404'd

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:24:08 Post No. 35396823 [Report] [View this topic]

>He doesn't know about the kneeling orgasm technique

You fags are missing out

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 11:58:03 Post No.35397854
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>>35396823
interested, tell me more.

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>>35396823
please!
tell me more OP!

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>>35397854
Idk what he's talking about exactly

But when you squat on ur toes and masturbate, the orgasm is like 5 times as intense

haven't done it in years but remember it used to hurt my knees

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:16:48 Post No. 35396729 [Report] [View this topic]

>Open your eyes, open your mind
>Proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
>Trapped in yourself, break out instead
>Beat the machine that works in your head

https://youtu.be/Yry2X-oObds

Give me other songs for robots.

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>>35396729
https://youtu.be/fDtLpCzKqkQ
Never ever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y_hZfUqeFM

not exactly melancholy music, but it fits

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:38:19 Post No. 35396998 [Report] [View this topic]

>5 paragraph essay due at 4:30pm
>have only done 4 paragraphs
>am supposed to have three points in my thesis, only have two
fuck me, how else can social media affect employers other than with legal
procedures and hiring procedures
pls halp, i'm a brainlet

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:41:12 Post No.35397019
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>>35396998
Reputation, you tard.

>tfw have a $300 certification exam in less than twelve hours and the score to pass is 85%

Fuck me.

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>>35396998

Elliot has such good fashion sense.

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>>35396998
Why in God's name has this image not been shooped to make Eliot head look like a bellend?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:27:32 Post No. 35396857 [Report] [View this topic]

Honestly, would you date yourself if you were a girl?
If not, then why should other people?
If you don't like yourself, no one else will like you too.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:29:07 Post No.35396882
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>would you date yourself if you were a girl?

Yeah I would faggot but all of this "Love yourself" nonsense is egotistical and will never help you grow.

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Probably. As a person I'd be awesome and also good-looking. The one thing is that I'd be a major slut, so I would keep that a secret and maintain a "good girl" image.

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>>35396857
Hell yeah I would
The real question is would my female self date me?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:15:25 Post No. 35396718 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /r9k/, gonna start my wagecuck life at mcdicks in a few days for overnight shifts
What should I expect?
How is life gonna be from now on?

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>>35395487

this~~will be your undoing~~

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>>35396718
Playing vidya, watching animu, reading mango, listening to girugamesh, browsing Korean image boards about Chinese cartoons, and master baiting to traps will be a lot more fun and worth while.

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>>35396925
gotta pay for your internet access somehow

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:13:08 Post No. 35396695 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay Arcanine it's story time
>Be me
>be in 7th grade
>have huge crush on grill
>actually manage to convince her to eat lunch with me
>talks for a bit then silence
>she doesn't speaks with me again for the rest of 7th grade

Please, send help. I don't even know what I did wrong. I think I accidentally fucking shot spaghetti from my pockets to her face. But that's not enough to completely ignore someone... Right?

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Note: this was 999999 years ago

Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:15:19 Post No.35396717
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I finally figured it out.

Men can't possibly offend women, unless men unironically think that they can offend women so they behave extra proper.

Men can't possibly offend women because women can just shit out his replacement in 9 months.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:07:12 Post No. 35396638 [Report] [View this topic]

are you high test enough to handle this ass /r9k/?

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>>35396638
>tfw will never be able to touch it with my disgusting 3rd dimensional hands

Born in the wrong dimension.

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>>35396678
vr + giant silicone onahole ass
we're almost in the 2d age senpai

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>>35396638
I want to be crushed in between her sandles and feet

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:02:20 Post No. 35396586 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello fellow true bots,

I am quitting /r9k/ after being here for 4 years. This board is nowadays filled with normies and traps.
It's just a mere image of how great and original it was. Before, this board only regrouped the pariah of the real world, and although life hit us hard we created a community here, did our best to hold one each other by laughing at this irony of life.
I have been here long enough to witness its downfall and can't stand seeing its state right now.

I thought i found a place that can make hold one life again.Now i am left alone in the struggle again.

>tfw you delete 86 pepe&wojak images
Godspeed anons.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:11:18 Post No.35396686
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go to /wiz/, its better there

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>>35396586

I feel you Op so much. So many normies and faggots here. will try /wiz/

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>>35396586
You'll be back, faggot.
(This post is by means super duper origina.)

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THIS Anonymous 2017-03-09 10:21:13 Post No. 35396787 [Report] [View this topic]

I need a gf fembot. Simple...

Any fembots here want to be my girl? Or at least talk idk.

I'm gonna say I have a lot of things to offer, so yes Im a robot but I am a different one. And I'm kinda cute, not really ugly, so if some fembot is interested, please let me know!

>pic related mfw right now IN MY BED waiting for some fembot

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