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Just be yourself you fucking faggot.

>>35197923
it works if your're not ugly, all normie advice works if you're not repulsive.

>>35197923
I believe "just b urself" is topped by any utterance of the word "confidence".

Clueless pretty much epitomizes the 90s

you were a child after 2000 how old are you op?

This one right here tbhfam to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUT-PiEppE4

>>35197905
I get a hug from a cousin who likes me for some reason at every family get together, so maybe twice a year?
Beyond that though, it's probably been over 8 years. Like, anything beyond maybe taking cash from a cashier or a hug like that must have been all the way back to high school or college or something.

>>35197905
I work in a shop and I always like it when I touch a girl's hand when I'm handing out change

>>35197945
>>35197972
I always pay with a card. Maybe I should bring some cash for brief human contact with female cashiers.

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> >35197879
Sorry (You)'re not getting any

>>35197879
>I tried to talk to a girl in line at chick fila today, she stared at me and started laughing.
forever alone

>>35197919
Wow you sound like such a jerk, There they were eating their meal having fun, and suddenly they get approached (stalked) for no reason.

>>35197871
>Will dudes still wanna fuck me if I'm tall and muscular and seem like a top? Cause I'm top and bottom.
Tell them you wanna be the bottom, nobody cares, i'm 5'6 and fuck guys in the ass.
>How do you go about finding other horny feminine dudes to fuck and get fucked by? Does Grindr actually work?
It does work, but people there are usually disgusting. Try to find someone in real life.
>How do I efficiently shave my ass so when I'm getting fucked its not hairy?
If you can't shave everything, go to a place where some hot girl does it for you(it will cost you, ofc)
>How do I efficiently clean the inside of my asshole?
Do an enema. It's disgusting though.
>How can I buy cute girls clothes without anyone noticing?
Order them online.
>What are the chances that I'll meet a cute tranny or crossdresser? Cause if I meet one I'm wifing her(him).
Pretty easy in my country(Brazil), dunno where you live, but cute trannies can be pretty pick.

27 year old gaybot

>yes. Your physique is probably a plus for a lot of people regardless of whether you wanna top or bottom.

>Grindr is a scarily efficient way of having sex with men

>Uh you have to kinda pull one buttcheek to the side and place the razor right in the middle there and shave outwards to get a hairless asshole. I stopped bothering shaving my ass a few years ago. Most guys don't care about fucking a hairy butthole. Many guys in fact prefer this to a 'feminine' shaved butt.

>If you really, really want to clean the inside of your asshole, just get a finger up there. It's not complicated.

>Not a crossdresser so sorry bruh

>Very high

>>35197974
I know a better way if you want to get rid of your hairy asshole.
Shaving is a bad idea.

>>35197459
put your tongue against your top front teeth and produce sound

>>35197459

Do you have lithp? Are you a homogay?

>>35197499

Against the top ones?

So far as I know, you're supposed to put it between the top ones and the bottom ones.

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I'm in Japan
It's too late
I tried but it's over already, I couldn't save it

Imagine....
A world without anime.

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>>35197524
remove this right now

Holy fuck, what is wrong with that woman's body

>>35197367
Cucking on live tele!?
>link requires

>cuck KEK lmao cuck lmao lmao nigger dick nigger dick BLACKED cuck. Big nigger dick KEK I love hehe love MEMES le memes BLACK DICK NIGGER DICKS hahahaha le memEMEME haha lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfoTGFGARE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egLChx-U54o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxu2G8zdEw

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>>35197291
>>35197352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD7eOgBp6UU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs

How's your day going?
Do you suffer from mental illness?

Men have to stop being so thirsty, that's all.

The issue isn't women, it's the beta providers and orbiters that give them undeserved resources and attention. We need to return to men being the selectors again, society is healthier and stronger when men pick women instead of the other way around.

Dissolve the male audience.
No income means no more females.

>>35197180
I don't know how someone can be this retarded
The only purpose of texting girls is to immediately set up a date
Why waste time? You don't.
You better set up a date now or she will lose interest, if she didn't already.

>>35197180
And you people honestly think there is some unjust mystical force keeping you single.

>>35197339
Then why hasn't she responded? this was yesterday

>"manlets are so lucky"
>they get to die alone and get treated like kids

Just kill yourself alreeady you lucky genetic mule, I hate your fucking guts.

I'm 5'4" and my life is hell

>>35197163
how's my balls down there, short stuff?

yeah everything is made for someone who is fuckin 5'6 if that

Just go to Starbucks.
That's what I did.

Museums.

Preferably one that you find interesting. Makes conversation so much easier, and hey, she might just think you're not that big of a loser.

Go see a movie and then dinner afterwards so that way if your fucking weird and awkward you can fall back to just talking about the movie.

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bumping comfy thread with comfy comment

Devil's advocate is playing right now.

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>>35197079
>tfw feminine hips
>tfw alcoholic
>tfw failed Atlantic Canadian fisherman
>tfw I just got food poisoning

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FUCKING ROASTIE TRAP GTFO OFF MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUT

>>35197136
Typical beta male behavior, at the first sign of someone challenging you, you get angry and lash out with nonsense.

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>>35197165
Am I supposed to take another "YAY GURLZ RUCK!!!1! XD" thread seriously?
Yeah girls are so emotionally connective... despite being almost completely surface and rarely having deep personalities.

The only girls who have any personalities are lesbians. Men are dull and shallow too, just we're honest about it.

Now...

GTFO ROASTIE