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>tfw you realize the only reason you are robot is because you care too much about how others perceive you
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>>34522033
I actually don't give a fuck but I'm always trying to be nice and agreeable because I physically can't stand conflict
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>>34522033
I can't change the fact that I am a funny looking funny moving autistic subhuman. I know I am supposed to just "pffffft don't care brooooo" but really being treated like a nonhuman all my life has really made me give up completely. I will never attain happiness. I know normies will say "everyone is unhappy bro!" but those unhappy people haven't been treated like creatures their whole lives.
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>>34522033
Holy shit, you're right.

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>20 year old NEET
>trying to get life together because what else am i going to do
>get GED
>try to get driver's license but find out that my brain is too fried to drive
>definitely too fired to hold a job
>need help
>need meds according to a counselor i saw
>get insurance
>didn't really understand insurance, still don't
>turns out my insurance is shit and nobody accepts it
>spent the last week calling the few people who take my insurance
>on hold forever and give up
>wrong phone number
>"we're not accepting new patients at this time"
>"we're not accepting your insurance anymore"
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE

I tried. I really did. It's like the universe is telling me to sit down and shut up. I guess i'm going to live like this. I'm going to cancel this bullshit insurance after already dropping $150 into it for no reason. I've already sent an application to Walmart. I'll be the autist who rides his bike to work and stocks shelves. I don't care anymore.
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Find a few broken people like yourself and spend rest of your life doing drugs and going to psychedelic festivals with them. You will lose your self-awareness about having a bad life after a while because lots of drugs.
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>>34522105
I don't do drugs or even drink. They don't do anything for me other than increase/decrease my constant anxiety
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>>34522143
What drugs did you try so far?

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Why do millennial girls like wearing yoga pants so much?
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Because they're all slurs who love to whore themselves out. Women shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves.
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>>34522008
Because they are comfortable, easy, and let them show off their sexual assets in a socially acceptable way.

I personally don't like the look much, but it's pretty harmless.
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>>34522008
Even if you have a gross ass the yoga pants shape it and make it look phat

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Tell me about how you were highschool
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>>34522001
>highschool
if you made it to highschool you're not a robot
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i was a typical dude weed pink floyd mannn in high school
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I left at 10th grade.

But I was quiet, kept to myself and went to the computer lab at lunch all the time.

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>tfw 6'0" with 7" dick
Haha eat my dick you faggot manlets
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i'll make you my bitch easy
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>>34522023
shut up you little shit, i'll fuck you up your shitter
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>>34522039

control yourself fucker, this is not your daddy you're playing with here

I tried to convince my father to install windows 7 on our computer (got no money for own computer i'm not underage) since we still have xp but he don't want to cause he uses 7 for work and the system broke or something like that, does he have a point?
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>>34521911
You can install windows 10 for free.
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>>34521911
If you have a computer old enough to run XP there's no reason to run 7 on it.
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>>34522133
nah he won't use that because they keep surveillance with 10

Is Yung Lean our /one true guy/
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S A D B O Y S

He and his music are pretty good, but nah, I don't think he's a robot. So he's not /our guy/
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>druggie
>has tons of friends
>has gf

No way.

His newest album is GOAT, though.
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>>34522112
But his music videos capture the feeling of being raised by media in the 2000s and not really having any real life memories of your own

His videos have a very dissociated and confused aesthetic

It's quite robotic desu

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What was the moment this board want to shit /r9k/?

I think it started when he left
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>>34521875
I remember seeing his threads buy never opened them
It was just one huge ongoing green text story right?
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>>34521898
The longest ever afaik
It's what I remember most about my favorite days on /r9k/, back then there was a bit more substance then now
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>>34521898
He was a huge normie faggot or autistic manchild telling or roleplaying the times he had a harem he treated like shit and constantly fucked.

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If there was a pill which could destroy your libido, would you take it?
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There is one and I take 100mg of it every morning
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>>34521853
Like most anti depressants?
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>>34521926

But you can stop taking them.

What about a pill which if you ingest once will kill your libido for the rest of your life?

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Ask a guy who takes his sex doll to a motel 3 or 4 times a week anything.
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>>34521811
How do you get them in the hotel?

Why do you not just fuck them in your house like a normal person?
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>>34521831
Parents moved in with me.
I have to keep her in a storage facility.
There is a motel up the road. I just waltz her right in. Its a sleazy motel so everyone mids their own business.
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>>34521811
How much did that doll cost you? Also, where to buy? How's the quality? It is easy to clean?

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/r9k/, describe your ideal afterlife.

me
>be a ghost like entity
>no need to eat, sleep, poop, pee or anything
>can't die, get hurt or sick
>but I could sleep as long as I like if I wanted to
>can still feel and use other senses if I want to
>can interact with the "real world" whenever I want to or just go into ghost mode
>can travel anywhere immediately
>could go wander around in space if I felt like it
>there would be no other ghosts except for my lil' bro
>there would be tiny fairies, gnomes and shit like that just to spice it up
>I could talk with animals
>everything would feel a bit more magical than what living humans are experiencing
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>>34521803
I thought I was the only one autistic enough to have this fantasy. yes, I'd like to be a ghost who can choose their level of "ghostness" and wasn't bound to mortal concerns
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>>34521803
i get to live out my dream of living in a remote snowy area with a huskie, all i do is read, walk and sleep. I sometimes go to the snall town for food and stuff.
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I had a dream the other night where I had died and was a ghost. In the dream the only way I could make contact with the human world was through a piano. But I don't know how to play the piano other than chopsticks. So I'd just start playing chopsticks to get my families attention and then I started crying in the dream. Couldn't even open books to learn more songs ;(

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ITT:unpopular feel/opinion/story
I have a social life but sometimes I cant handle it and need to isolate then I lose the friends I've made and am antisocial for a year then I make new friends and the cycle continues, i hate it so much because I try to love what I have and make the most of it but I can't
>inb4 normies ree
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I am like you anon. Why do you feel the need to isolate?
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>>34522697
I want to isolate mainly because "alone time" but it stretches out for a very long time, longer than I would assume is normal, i lover being alone but at the same time I have to go and do shit to live like uni and job, what about your situation anon?
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>>34521787
Soo this is a normie thread huh ?!

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How does this woman make you feel?
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/pol/tards are newfag cancer who won't shut up and keep shitposting redneck tier bullshit

they should fuck off to reddit, twitter, facebook and never come back.
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for the person who writes on wizard for billion dollar
she is no comprehending of such
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>>34521788
So... upset?

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>tfw imagining the rest of you at your desks or on your phones posting on /r9k/
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im posting from the toilet anon
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>not posting from the comfort of your bed
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>>34522011
Prove it

Orange

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Are there any reputable careers that pay well that aren't STEM specific for us brainlets?
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>>34521549
Engineering is a good one
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>>34521549
Prostitution tends to work well if you're female and/or cute.
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>>34521549
lots of blue collar work pays well but you have to kind of get lucky and find a foot in the door somewhere

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