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Is this album /r9k/ approved?

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the white album

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this one sums it up i think

>>37499025

Why would I want to find a personal succubus?
Why would I want to throw money at a female just because she could make me ejaculate?
Why not just save yourself loads of money and watch porn?

>>37499103
If you're 50 and you don't have a family, you are one lonely person, one seriously lonely person... it's no joke

>>37499150
You are a puppet. You are literally just parroting what this guy is saying. It's exactly what he's telling you not to do.

Justin "The Chin" Trudeau

This. I'm surprised most robots don't do this, honestly. And you can do ANYTHING and libshits will still defend you.

That actually sounds like a great idea

I usually have bottled, if not, tapped will suffice, but I'm never 100% certain about it.

I only drink soda.

>>37498773
How is your tap water? Is it city? Do you have a well? Does it taste good?

had an ebf for a while

it was ok that I got pictures of a nice butt every once in a while. never felt anything for him romantically and he would take forever to respond so I removed him

>>37499042
>had an ebf for a while
>it was ok that I got pictures of a nice butt every once in a while. never felt anything for him romantically and he would take forever to respond so I removed him

damn that's pretty harsh
weren't really too close were you
post his contact

>>37499087
>damn that's pretty harsh
waiting literally months for a response is more harsh imo
>weren't really too close were you
not for lack of trying.
>post his contact
lol.

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>post picture describing your first sexual encounter with a girl
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Ex-dee

>>37498641
A fucking stereotype next fucking question?
Im getting tired of this anon...Post something or leave.
You always leave, dont you?

>>37498386
Only where it counts bby

>>37498386
>Are you muscular, robot?
No
The average high school girl could beat me up

>>37498386
>Are you muscular, robot?
Yes, why?

latex glove + rolled up towel + something slippery

>>37498375
just buy a fleshlight / vagina sex toy of your choice. no household object is gonna come close

>>37498445
If someone were to find that in my room or see that in my hands it'd be very obvious

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>>37498326
naztrot gang is an anti (((anglo))) nigger organization that is anti lenin and jews pro stalin and hitler that will save the white race

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THANK NOW I HAVE GF BECAUSE OF NATTROT GANG

>>37498326
Why aren't you a pirate, anon?
It's literally robotproof.
>spend long times at sea
>no need to socialize with others
>just take what you want
>you can rape and take what you want
>explore world
>get to wear cool outfits
>can fish while sailing the seven seas

>>37498230
Shitty glasses

Also looks like a fucking gook

>watching eva with a female

you're a fucking retard and you deserve to be manipulated by this dumb roastie

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Hey Op i got the best maro collection.

No thanks I don't like dairy products

>>37498220
But dairy products are nice, especially butter, butter is the best dairy product. Do you not love the xanthous colors? The silk smooth texture?

>tfw op will die of a heart attack
r.i.p op

>>37498200
Gross miss use of trust.
But I assume you are a women.

>bitch looks 30
>son
What? Did she have him at 14?

taking bets on if this boy will turn out gay or some kind of weirdo

my money is on weirdo

also what the fuck kind of cat is that at the end?

>>37497962
Probably takes place during pizza hours so like afternoon evening.
Big companies like this usually drill procedures into your head so getting ripped off isn't a big deal and if you followed procedure you can't be held responsible.

I wouldn't know really but I'd assume it's easy but not really enough work so you'd have to take store shifts or do cleaning to make up hours.

If someone with experience could post that'd be nice. I'm a meme security guard so my job is basically paid anime watching.

I delivered a pizza in high school.

The money is shit and it isn't worth the wear on your car.

I used to deliver pizza. The worst part is the customers being assholes, and the hours. My place was open half the night and I usually had to work Fridays and Saturdays. But mostly the customers were the worst.

3 pl8

>>37497957
200kg - [weight of girl]

>>37497957
2 times your body weight

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*25 years pass*
*becomes a cougar*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXLEM8MhJo

sounds like a Final Fantasy song