>meet guy with acne scars as bad or even worse than mine
>has a 9/10 gf
What has made you guys hopeful lately /r9k/?
/r9k/, I'm planning on buying a deck of Yugioh cards, but I don't want my family to find out that they're Yugioh cards when I get like 20 different small packages at the door. What do?
/r9k/ approved albums thread
>don't feel the feel when no gf
>don't become an orbiter
>don't love your waifu
>don't become a porn addict
>don't start hating woman
>don't beg for an online practice gf
WATCH THIS AND CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM
WHATEVER YOU'RE HOPING WILL HAPPEN WON'T
CLEANING YOUR ROOM IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL ACTUALLY BENEFIT YOU
Why would I want to find a personal succubus?
Why would I want to throw money at a female just because she could make me ejaculate?
Why not just save yourself loads of money and watch porn?
>convert to Islam
>go to mosque
>the women love you because you're white and not a misogynist like most Arab men are
>get a GF super easily
Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?
What is your main source of drinking water? Tap? Bottles? Streams? What is the cleanest safest source of drinking water?
Has anyone gotten a bf before?
How would you rate the experience? Is it worth it? Would you recommend it?
>had an ebf for a while
>it was ok that I got pictures of a nice butt every once in a while. never felt anything for him romantically and he would take forever to respond so I removed him
damn that's pretty harsh
weren't really too close were you
post his contact
post picture describing your first sexual encounter with a girl
>post picture describing your first sexual encounter with a girl
Are you muscular, robot?
OK lads i need some help, what are some very common household objects i can use as a fleshlight? I know about all the DIY projects but they're all too obvious and complicated to make.
I just need something i can stick my dick in without dying.
It's gotten to the point i'll just be sitting around staring at my room wondering what i can use, this is my last ditch effort.
Anon why arent you a national trotskyist yet?
Its literally the robot's ideology
>leftist so it still allows autismbux
>you get free gf
>hates niggers and jews
>shits on liberals
>shits on libertarians
>shits on marxists-leninists
>shits on ''fascists''
>ideology made by pure white community
>is at war with nazbol gang
>feasible unlike commies
>created fidgets spinners as propaganda
J O I N N O W
naztrot gang is an anti (((anglo))) nigger organization that is anti lenin and jews pro stalin and hitler that will save the white race
Why aren't you a pirate, anon?
It's literally robotproof.
>spend long times at sea
>no need to socialize with others
>just take what you want
>you can rape and take what you want
>get to wear cool outfits
>can fish while sailing the seven seas
Maro if you are reading this please come back i miss you. Lets finish watching. Eva
Anyone else who likes eating butter? I do, i like to eat it as snacks or when hungry, i just take a spoon and begin eating the golden goodness. I eat a few boxes of it every week, it's so damn nice and tasty, it really helps when i have meltdowns, i eat butter from my fingers to help me calm down, obviously i wash the box after i'm done, i have a favorite one that i empty new butter into, it really adds flavor.
Oh yeah, pic related is my favorite butter, can you others please post yours?
What's it like to groom your ideal partner from birth and fuck them when they're old enough?
What is the usual work day for a pizza delivery driver like?
What are the hardest parts of being a pizza delivery driver?
Probably takes place during pizza hours so like afternoon evening.
Big companies like this usually drill procedures into your head so getting ripped off isn't a big deal and if you followed procedure you can't be held responsible.
I wouldn't know really but I'd assume it's easy but not really enough work so you'd have to take store shifts or do cleaning to make up hours.
If someone with experience could post that'd be nice. I'm a meme security guard so my job is basically paid anime watching.
I used to deliver pizza. The worst part is the customers being assholes, and the hours. My place was open half the night and I usually had to work Fridays and Saturdays. But mostly the customers were the worst.