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How would you save her?
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I would literally do anything.
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>>38880467
This is what she would look like if she's saved.
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>>38880467
I want to fuck and dump Whorana
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How are you, /r9k/? 2017-08-06 02:01:37 Post No.38880417
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How are you, /r9k/?
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2017-08-06 02:01:37
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Hey /r9k/ its a Saturday night and I'm sitting at home alone. Don't even have a friend to play Steam games with right now. So why don't we talk instead?
How are you?
How was your week?
Do anything cool?
These topics and more all inside.>pls respond
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>>38880417
also I'm getting progressively more drunk
anyone else drinking tonight?
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can't likely talk much if it all, but I feel the same way. going through a rough spot in life right now. what kind of games do you like?
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>>38880475
Feel free to talk about stuff if you'd like. I've dealt with some shit myself so I'm down to listen if you want to vent.
I've been playing a lot of Playerunknown's Battlegrounds lately since its fun with friends. I also like playing old sports games but NBA 2k15 crashes my graphics card which is pretty stupid since its an RX580
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My birthday is in a couple days, live alone, no friends.
What should I do to celebrate? Last year I ordered a pizza and cried myself to sleep
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Your birthday isn't important
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>>38880415
Dunno, search some anons here on /r9k/ and celebrate with them on discordo or some shit?
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>>38880415
Maybe let's play some games together anon :3
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what kind of music do you robots like? i like grimes
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>Turisas
>Korpiklaani
>Sabaton
>Ayreon
>Gloryhammer
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I like Grimes.
I hope our Grimey is sleeping well.
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>>38880391
Jazz, mathrock, and rap but ill listen to anything
https://youtu.be/BJwyqMY0iUQ
https://youtu.be/NBQkHTPV_C8
https://youtu.be/00-YX_uNDOs
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Depression is kicking in strong today. What do lads ?
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>>38880369
Read a random chapter from your favorite book
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Was kicking in strong yesterday too for me.
What a shitty fucking day, jesus christ.
Hoping today is going to get better.
I always crash during the weekends for some fucking reason
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>>38880369
>Depression is kicking in strong today. What do lads ?
Go hangout with your friends
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>be me
>Niggerbob Blackpants
>walking through the streets of Compton wit my bitch Patricia
>dat ass is SO TIGHT NYUCKAHHH
>all a sudden some bix nood ass muhfuggah who call hisself SQUIDDARIUS gets all up in my face
>"AYO NIGGA SHEEIT YU AN YO BITCH BE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE SLAMMIN' GNOMESAYIN' MUHFUCKAH?"
>oh HELL NAW nigga
>ain't no bitch gonna talk shit to me like that
>grab dat muhfuckah by the tentacle
>twist arm and turn dat nigga 'round
>AYO PATRICIA, HOLD DIS NIGGA DOWN
>Squiddarius is clearly distraught n sheeit gnomesayin' muhguffa
>as I pull my britches down he looks at me as if dat nigga was beggin' fo his lief
>turn his head around
>NO, BLACKBOB PLEEZ
>YOUSES TIGHT MY MAN JUSS LE-
>Nah you LISTEN TO ME MUHFUCKAH
>I'm gonna fukk yu guud bish, gun mayk you my trap
>I'm a ratchet ass spongenyuckah
>Patricia nodded
>Don't mess wit my man Niggerbob bish, he fukk yu up muhguffa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5AXMMxpe_8 [Embed]
>as Squiddarius pleads, I shove my big ass muhfuckin' WHALE COCK in his shit chute
>BLACKED.gif
>won't stop squealin'
>SQUEAL LIKE A WHITE BOI NIGGUH
>press him down harduh like a bish
>HARDUH
>goes on for 3 hours, rapin' dis bish
>finally cum
>Patricia feeds him her juicy ass trap cock an leaves him in the ghetto of Compton
>Ahuhuhuh, what do we do next Niggerbob?
>Sheeit, les find out
ITT: Autistic greentext because I miss the Spongebob greentext poster who stopped posting
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>>38880305
>not Niggerbob Sagpants
you had one job
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You know that Compton is 2/3 Latino, right?
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What is "bix nood" pose to be making fun of?
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>Yesterday was at the Walmart
>Found an iPhone lying around
>Took it
>Went home and called my buddy and asked him to jailbreak it for me sometime since there's a passcode on it
>3 hours later a bunch of tatted spics showed up at my door
>Probably used Find my iPhone
>They asked me if I had their phone
>"No. Are you from around here?"
>"It's not nice to lie, brotha. Just hand over the phone and we're square."
>"I don't have your shit now GTFO my property or I'll call the cops."
>"I tried man."
>They leave
>I think I'm in the clear
>Today the iPhone constantly rings and gets texts
>I hear a crash outside
>There's a brick through my car window
What the fuck do I do? I'm scared I might have pissed off the cartel or a gang. Should I call the police? Will they get me for stealing the phone? Fucking help, I'm so scared.
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>>38880298
That's what you get for stealing
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>>38880298
Thou should not steal
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>>38880298
Give the phone back jamal
>you will never have mansions, fast cars and jets at your disposal
fuck women this is what I want
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>>38880201
youll never get it without them
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>>38880238
he will never get what?
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>ywn be a Saudi Billionaire Prince who shits in the mouths of 10/10 white blonde women
Feels bad man
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itt: kirby just absorbed you
what power does he gain?
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Unironically he becomes a really good rapper
Too bad I can't give him the power of work ethic
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>>38880174
He turns black
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>>38880174
autism
odjnuqendnsdjsdjqn
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how do you deal with the fact that you are a virgin and 5 14 year old boys record an orgy sex scene in the upcoming movie "it"
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>getting this worked up over fictional events
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>>38880160
What the fuck, did they actually put that in the film?
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>>38880160
Where's the girl though?
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So, what's your excuse now?
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I'm not a billionaire asian guy
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>>38880242
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a downy of any race isn't gonna be a billionaire
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She isn't fucking him
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about to get piss drunk by myself then go to work tomorrow
>HURR DURR WAGIE WAGIE
nope, im a student with a summer job
im so lonely man, why is life suffering
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here we are among a whole network of loners and like minds and yet we still can't find a way to make any meaningful connection and overcome our loneliness. what a sick joke.
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student here as well, just got back from work, now gonna get piss drunk by myself
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Lets all be lonely together whats ur discord
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>watch dunkirk
>suddenly have the urge to join the military and become part of something bigger than myself
REEEEEEEEEEEE normies stop trying to turn me into a productive member of society
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Dude warfare's not like that anymore don't do it.
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>>38880040
Lmao,being an infantryman is extremely boring man
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>tfw our generation has no great war
Imagine if all us useless bastards were given the chance to have a glorious death on the field of battle while taking part in a great history defining event. Instead we're sitting here fapping to porn and slowly decaying.
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You walk into the basement and this motherfucker grabs your waifu right in the pussy, whatdo?
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>>38880029
S&S
Subdue and Sodomize
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>>38880029
Keep my eyes closed and fuck him to death
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>>38880029
rape him and use his tears for eye lube so i dont close my eyes
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HomosexuaIity ls Wrong.
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>>38879962
>expecting anyone here to have the attention span neccesary to read this
TL;DR PLEASE
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>expecting people on a board like this to ever give a fuck
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seriously though >>38879962
do you really expect anyone to give a fuck especially on one of the most degenerate boards? either way the opinion of some edgy teenage redneck on /pol/ isn't gonna magically make me straight just by telling me "HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN! BECAUSE MUH BIBLE SAYS SO!