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At what age should I officially give up and go into the darkness?

I'll be 34 soon and still no gf. I'm not a virgin though, and I had a gf around 10 years ago.

Am I too far gone? Or is the meme that I'm just hitting prime market value real?

FWIW I don't believe that.
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>2017
>2018
>still watches pornography

are you mentally handicapped, retarded or both?

>still baiting on porn
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>year of our lord 2017
>still posting images that pertain to higher wisdom without actually possessing the wisdom yourself
>being pretentious
>jewish mysticism
>implying
>kys
>inb4 you respond with dumb response abotu butthurt
>inb4 you even attempt
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>>37821597
>(((Kaballah)))
Back to the gas chamber, Shlomo
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>current year
>not religously believing in your own deity
>not worshiping a person or ideal that only exists in your reality
>"i just watched end of evangelion and i am so totally enlightened now"

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Who here /pathetic/?

>tfw so meek that even my sister is starting to act like an authoritative figure
even telling me off like a parent would, uses me to do shit for her and if i ask for anything in return she says "you never do anything for me". Why am i such a fucking pushover?
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>tfw say sorry to everyone i remotely brush past

It's a small but a relateable feel
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>tfw stuck in self pitying shithole

I want to escape so bad, but at the same time i dont. Anyone else know this feel?
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>actually stuck in 2 friendzones

Tried to ask one girl out "aww you're so sweet but just not my type, i'm sure you'll find a great girl just for you though!" then thought nothing of it and asked a second girl, friendzoned again, then it hit me, i'm just a pathetic beta.

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Let's talk about staying up all night and sleeping all day for no reason. Why do you do this anon?

>eurofag that just woke up
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>>37821466
I don't know, some days I'll do it then feel like shit
then I'll smoke and get drunk and feel even more shit
usually need 2 days to get back to normal
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>>37821500
The thing is, I can get back to a normal sleeping schedule, I just don't want to. It's too comfy at night but I fuck up way too much by sleeping during the day. On days like these I can't even buy groceries because everything is closed already.
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i hate people, and prefer to be up and around when the Normans are not

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Do you still harbor any hope of things getting better?

If so, why? And if not, why not? Tell me your story, robot.
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>>37821457
kill yourself overshitter poster.
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>>37821457
I have awful acne at the moment. That combined with my anxiety is making life not cool. It's destroying my confidence so I'm hoping whenever it clears up I can go outside, be a normie, make some friends and be happy.

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Forget about everything
If you don't have an athletic build you're done
Athletic=Broad shoulders, lean, 6'.. tall.
Your ugly mug is just a little thing
Girls biologically want athletic men because they are best at survival and have the best survival genes. Because the provider only comes into the picture later in life these days you have ultimately no change.

It's just the forces of nature and you can't do anything about it

Lifting won't change your bone structure. They can see right through it. You'll just look weird
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>>37821403
>change
*chance
t. German beta
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>>37821403
>you need an athletic build to get a girl and fug her

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Who here is ready for president Pence?
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I haven't done anything wrong, and yet people always look at me like I'm the fucking devil.

Feels bad man
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Originally bump
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Maybe it's cause you're such a faggot
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>>37821913
But I'm not, though.
Orig

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I want a semen receptacle gf.
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>get gf
>she cant make me cum because i've mastered jerking off so perfectly that nobody can make me cum but me

D E A T H G R I P

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Shouldn't have to do this shit....
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>>37821144
>not pooping at home only

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About 2 mins from my house there's a supermarket. I went in today to get some beer and there was a qt 3.14 9/10 cashier, she just arrived i think. What can i do to make her fall in love with me? There are condoms in front of the checkout, so maybe i could drop one and act like Danny DeVito. I actually have a big dick, but i'm a 2/10 robot though so i'm not sure if that would work.
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>wanting to date someone who unironically works as a cashier

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I met my current BF on here. I'm not really a fembot, I just browse and lurk for fun so I never really had R9K friendships whatsoever because I thought they would be pointless. But his thread really caught my attention so I messaged him on discord. I feel like he's my soulmate that lives all the way in another continent. I'm completely head over heels. Never thought i'd meet someone like him on here. There really is someone out there for everyone. Feelsgoodman. Have faith, anons. Anything could happen.
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>There really is someone out there for everyone
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Is there a way to hide threads by certain people?

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BORN IN THE USA
I WAS
SHOOT BY A BIG BLACK MAN
I WAS
LINCHED BY A POLICEEE MAN
YES I WAS BORN IN THE USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
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Do you guys know any places I could apply for a job that don't require references? Every single place I've tried has it as a required field and I haven't been able to complete a single application. I literally have no one I can put on there.
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You could put me on their OP, if you want you can message me on Kik
Davidx433
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I just fill it in with 'N/A' or whatever is suitable. Then I just close it down and look back on my years in brit college and wish that I wasn't a cunt to the tutors.

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nothing sucks the life out of you more than depression am i right dudes?
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>>37820848
cancer
alzheimer's
aids

Off the top of my head. Real, non-fictional illnesses that actually suck the life out of you. Like, you will /actually/ die from them, guaranteed, or your money back.
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>>37821166
Existence is pain. If you don't realize this, then you're just as normal as the rest of the cunts that occupy this shit hole of a planet. Go die.

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