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>take off pants
>smell something kinda nasty-smelling
>smell really awful, rancid, fishy smell from my underwear
>smell is definitely coming from my boxers
Can I get some fucking help? This shit has been distressing me for about a week now. As if I didn't have enough problems.
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>>36140633
is it encopresis?
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>>36140633
Dumb question but have you tried showering with soap? That usually helps bad smells.
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>>36140633
Are you wearing the same underwear every day without washing them or something?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbxu4PsYLZI
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>>36140616
Isn't that a Finn in your pic?
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>>36140648
He looks huAsian to me!
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what the fuck is this shit
you have an inferiority complex you fucking ching chong

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Why is my hair color so ugly? Is this light brown? Never dyed it.
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weak genetics. this hair color is actually improved upon by going gray.
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Fix your dandruff.
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>>36140644
Hey at least I'm not balding.
>this hair color
What is my hair color? I really can't tell.

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>dude just get a hobby lmao
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>>36140594
>Just putting it out there that he's a premature ejaculator
Wew
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LMFAO @ being a CEO, that ripped, living in an obvious richfag house and being on Tinder. Must be the biggest autist on earth.
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Which one of you catfishers created this?

>come on anon join us

how do u reply?
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>>36140574
Hell fuckin yeah
>only in it for the free booze
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>>36140574
i cant right now because my 'roids are flaring
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i rather sit here in a fetal position pretending people are texting me

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>tfw you sperg out and get super uncomfortable completely whenever you're around new people
>tfw brothers bring their gfs for family get-together so u just sit there, unable to answer any questions with more than a single word, not partaking in the conversation. Mom keeps asking if ur alright, dads giving you the "get ur shit together"-look. Everyone's having a good time and ur just sitting there cold sweating like a retard, staring into thin air, trying not to come across as a creep altho you definitely are, wishing you were at home working on your monitor tan

How do I do it brobots? How do I hold a normal conversation with people? How do I open up and give from myself? I've tried drinking before situations where I have to step out of my comfort zone and it made me panic like FUCK, tried smoking weed and it made me paranoid like SHIT.

I just can't relax around strangers man, can anyone relate?
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Like everything, practice.
But fuck that just avoid social situations like the plague.
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well as the other anon said practice or you knnow
dont be a degenerate autist and talkt to people because unless you cant hold a conversation for more than 2 minutes they wont eat you
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>can anyone relate?
Completely, and I imagine most people that actually belong here can as well.

I never really figured out how to not be completely socially inept, I just refuse to put put myself in social situations in the first place

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When the sun sets tomorrow, my time here, at this earth, this place, is at an end. Let's have one last thread to celebrate the coming end of my suffering.
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>>36140422
I hope it's peaceful OP. You deserve it.
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>>36140440
Thank you anon. This life was not meant for me. I will jump from 5th floor when my parents have left for work, so they are spared the sight.
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>>36140422
Please make sure this is absolutely the right choice, anon. You can't go back.
Make sure every possibility out of your suffering - Bar this one, have been done.


I hope you find a way out that doesn't require death, goodluck and godspeed anon.

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What does it feel like to have the vagina penetrated? What do girls feel?
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Feels good. Something pushing into you and pushing you apart and you can feel it through inside. Depends what the thing is though.
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Like an inverted penis.
asdf asd
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>>36140402
hurts.

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>tfw start feeling the feels, and then go through my ex's twitter looking at pictures of her, making the feels worse

Why must I be like this
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Go back. So fucking annoying how many of you idiots post retarded shit like this.
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>>36140420
You put Sage in the wrong field idiot.
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>>36140547
Except I didn't. Go back, your thread is shit and you are a faggot.

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General feels thread
bonus points for gf-related
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>tfw finally found a qt girl I can talk to without sperging out
>we have the same interests
>she seems to like being around me
>was going to ask her out
>someone tells me she has a boyfriend
>thought these two were just friends because they don't act like they're dating

Fuck it, I might ask her out anyways; her bf is a salty beta. I think he knows I'm interested in her because he's kind of a dick towards me.
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>tfw I really want to go to an open mic comedy night that's near me but it's held in pub.
Pubs are too loud, filled with drunk bogans and I don't know if there's a drink minimum.
I just want to watch amateur stand-up people live and eat some nachos or something.
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>the particular emotion derived from failure to ascertain a female counterpart

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What was the last year you remember being happy?

for me it was 2007
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2007 but not for Portal; for Runescape.
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2012, when this comfy thing came out
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>>36140412
minecraft is pretty comfy but i really enjoyed it more in alpha

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What are the most filthy and disgusting things you've ever done?

I'm pretty vanilla by only having tasted my own pee and cum.
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I drank my own vomit once
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Fucked a non-passable, hairy black tranny off craigslist
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I compulsively ate all my boogers until I was 8

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Share your deepest darkest fetish

A girlfriend that can caress me
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>>36140289
A girl that will willingly breastfeed me
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>>36140289
Girls crying
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>>36140321
FUCK, I was gonna post this right now!

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Only post ITT if you're a robot living in extremely normie areas
I'm a robot living in the backwards shithole known as Eastern Europe. You can ama
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I live in Las Vegas.
Enough said?
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Is that you Stanley? Why did you stop tripping?
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>>36140251
which cunt exactly?

Is there a discord that's actually good? Every discord has suffered from one or a combination of these problems:
>Extreme shitposting
>autistic mods
>no one talks
>to little members
>extreme autism
>femanons
>/pol/ extreme memeing

Seriously, is there a good discord for people who are robots that just want to talk about stuff and make friends?
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Anyone have anything?
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>>36140179
I know of a good Discord but it's not robot oriented.
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>>36140847
What is it senpai?

Orinifiall

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