>over at a friend's on a Saturday night
>we're watching tv
>she starts cuddling up close to me
>oh lord here we go
>figure I'll put my arm around her shoulders, and try to relax
>still tensed up while we watch tv
>she notices and asks if something is wrong
>mix up what I was thinking and what I meant to say, end up looking at her, smiling, and saying "I never asked for this."
>spaghetti starts leaking out of my pockets
>figure I'll go to the washroom and give the awkwardness time to go away
>as I walk off to pee I mix up again and say "I'm just gonna hide in here until you forget what I said."
>flush toilet after hiding for a couple minutes
>forget to wash hands to look legit
>she askes me if I'm going to wash my hands
>"Oh, no, it's okay, I didn't touch my penis."
>end up going home early and watching it there
It went better the next time.
>"I never asked for this."
>Sitting down in an empty public bathroom stall taking a dump
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he lifts weights
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he has ever tried working out
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologize
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologize"
>He says "Fuck off"
Look at the sister of Elliot, she doesnt wanna touch him
>take off pants
>smell something kinda nasty-smelling
>smell really awful, rancid, fishy smell from my underwear
>smell is definitely coming from my boxers
Can I get some fucking help? This shit has been distressing me for about a week now. As if I didn't have enough problems.
Why is my hair color so ugly? Is this light brown? Never dyed it.
>dude just get a hobby lmao
>come on anon join us
how do u reply?
i rather sit here in a fetal position pretending people are texting me
>tfw you sperg out and get super uncomfortable completely whenever you're around new people
>tfw brothers bring their gfs for family get-together so u just sit there, unable to answer any questions with more than a single word, not partaking in the conversation. Mom keeps asking if ur alright, dads giving you the "get ur shit together"-look. Everyone's having a good time and ur just sitting there cold sweating like a retard, staring into thin air, trying not to come across as a creep altho you definitely are, wishing you were at home working on your monitor tan
How do I do it brobots? How do I hold a normal conversation with people? How do I open up and give from myself? I've tried drinking before situations where I have to step out of my comfort zone and it made me panic like FUCK, tried smoking weed and it made me paranoid like SHIT.
I just can't relax around strangers man, can anyone relate?
>can anyone relate?
Completely, and I imagine most people that actually belong here can as well.
I never really figured out how to not be completely socially inept, I just refuse to put put myself in social situations in the first place
When the sun sets tomorrow, my time here, at this earth, this place, is at an end. Let's have one last thread to celebrate the coming end of my suffering.
Please make sure this is absolutely the right choice, anon. You can't go back.
Make sure every possibility out of your suffering - Bar this one, have been done.
I hope you find a way out that doesn't require death, goodluck and godspeed anon.
What does it feel like to have the vagina penetrated? What do girls feel?
>tfw start feeling the feels, and then go through my ex's twitter looking at pictures of her, making the feels worse
Why must I be like this
General feels thread
bonus points for gf-related
>tfw finally found a qt girl I can talk to without sperging out
>we have the same interests
>she seems to like being around me
>was going to ask her out
>someone tells me she has a boyfriend
>thought these two were just friends because they don't act like they're dating
Fuck it, I might ask her out anyways; her bf is a salty beta. I think he knows I'm interested in her because he's kind of a dick towards me.
>tfw I really want to go to an open mic comedy night that's near me but it's held in pub.
Pubs are too loud, filled with drunk bogans and I don't know if there's a drink minimum.
I just want to watch amateur stand-up people live and eat some nachos or something.
What was the last year you remember being happy?
for me it was 2007
What are the most filthy and disgusting things you've ever done?
I'm pretty vanilla by only having tasted my own pee and cum.
Share your deepest darkest fetish
A girlfriend that can caress me