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What's something you bots do to take your mind off things? I deluded myself into thinking I might have a relationship with this qt 3.14 girl as if I'm not a permavirgin autist, and now that I know it will never happen, I can't stop thinking of her and crying. I need something to distract myself from this hell... (no normies in this thread please)
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I put myself in the lives of different movies or books. Works great when walking or falling asleep.
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Self bump because I seriously need something to take my mind off this
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>>37509192
Thank you anon
Oreeguhionaw:&"

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>tfw no spoilsport bf
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Im kind of a spoilsport
But i dont really ruin it for others most of the time
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>>37509621
>hey i'm a spoilsport but not really haha pls be my gf *posts anime*
Pathetic my dude
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>>37508876
Do you just run a script that looks up a negative adjective and have it make a new thread every 24 hours?

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Anyone who's been to/worked in a prison/jail/halfway house please help

So I work at a halfway house for incarcerated inmates
Many of them still act like they're incarcerated
On the doors of their rooms they have a magnet with their name on them arranged like pic related
Every now and again I come across one that's been rotated 90-180 degrees
We're pretty sure this means that the person in question is a target for something
6 times out of 10 that person is a sex offender and we think it's a way for the other inmates to tell each other
Non sex offenders like to attack people that they know are sex offenders
As much as I'd like to let them have at it, I need my job so I can't.
Any other ideas why they do this?

TLDR: why do the inmates rotate the picture magnets on the doors

No this Isn't fucking loss You tards
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is this loss my nigga?
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they're shitposting /v/ memes irl
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>>37508827
No one will ever love you Fucktit

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> be me
> start first IT job in a week
> its a ticketing system job
> desktop support helpdeskt teir 1
> working for a small startup in a big building downtown
> still in college
> about to get A+ cert
> nervous as hell despite it basically being a call center where i remote into PC's for Government
what tips can you give me guys Le reddit had shit advice what do i do ? i wanted to be a technician they promised if i stay on the help desk eventually i can be a technician or sys admin what do ???
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>>37508581

You're still in college, do what they tell you.

If you're not given the opportunity to advance after graduation, apply elsewhere.
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>>37508630
what should i be expecting though ? they want me to work a 40hr work week minimum so schooling will have to be done online they said they really liked me but i am afraid this will interfear with school of course we all know its more about the certs and expirence
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>>37508657
They want a bitch to exploit, for tax reasons and because your are young and naive.
Learn what you need then GTFO, don't be abused at such a young age.

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>be me
>get laid at 14
>had plenty of gfs
>all leave because I'm so paranoid
>They come back after dating a guy or two
Sex is fucking meaningless, I want to be loved for who I am not just FUCKED.
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>>37508542
ah dag yo, aint that some shit, my dude?

fuck it bruh, lets go smash on some beezies rn 2bh xd
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Ree. Get the fuck out, nobody cares about your normie sex lifestyle here.
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>>37508542

Always remember to sage and report

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Alright /r9k/, who was in the wrong?
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>>37508486
Is that Bundy?
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>>37508509
yeah anon that's bundy
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>>37508530
I wonder if we'll see another one. Another Dahmer would do too. Doesn't feel like there's been a big serial killer in awhile

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who /invisible/ here?

you know what i mean, you tried, you wanted to fit in, you wanted to be cool, they just wouldn't let you irl or even online, eventually you gave up trying to talk, trying to be social because it just meant being ignored and feeling even more worthless, you retreated into solitude and now you're here, spending every night on 4chan and the internet instead of having a life

get in here, lets talk about how we ended up like this and where it all went so fucking wrong
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> Be ENFP
> Have crippling anxiety

loving people and interacting but being too scared to do it 99% of the time is living hell. texting is way easier but i end up being ghosted by anyone that i get brave enough to talk to
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>tfw hidden among the normies

I look perfectly like a normie. Not Chad, but easily somebody who could have a life, have sex, go out with friends on the weekend, and the like. I'm attractive even. I go to uni and work, so I rub shoulders with people all the time. But unless they get to know me, they don't realize that I'm a friendless loser. Like OP said, I stopped trying to be social because it just made me feel more worthless. So I've found I can just keep to myself and look normal and nobody knows there's anything weird about me. They're not even looking at or thinking about me. I blend in. But I know I'm not one of them. It's a weird way to interact with the world. Because everybody wants to feel like they're different or whatever, but I'm genuinely more isolated than most people I'm around. It feels strange living in the same place as these people but not at the same time.

Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>37508390
>spending every night on [censored] and the internet instead of having a life
>spending every night
>spending every
>spending every day und night
>spending every waking hour
People don't want to socialize with me, so why even bother. Making originals is life now

>>37508444
Trips confirmed. I am sorry for your lack of social life, maybe you'll be reborn as a Chad in the next life

>be me
>honestly a pretty attractive guy face wise
>I can look at myself in the mirror without being disgusted
>been called attractive by a few women irl and plenty online
>despite this have only fucked one girl because I'm not very social and I have severe resting bitch face
>I'm fuckin skelington
>140lbs 5'9

How much would I gain looks wise if I put on a decent amount of muscle? Do girls really care if you're skelly

I look like pic related but without the bitch hips and I used to play sports so my musculature is more developed
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>>37508388
being skelly means u have good facial aesthetics potential. u said many women online siad u are attractive.
tinder
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>>37508388
yes being strong is a huge game changer.
if you're naturally skelly don't worry you wont get too buff by accident.

If you are handsome many will like you regardless of being big or thin (within reason but you are athletic you say)

Your height may filter you from some women, but be the machinegun, if you take a lot of shots you hit a few targets. being the sniper rifle you spend a lot of energy aiming for one target, what if you miss
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>140 lbs
>5'9"

lmfao

im 145 and 6 ft

stop pigging out you fatty

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Have your fetishes ever radically changed? For example, two years ago I was really into incest, and could only fap to incest. Now I'm repulsed by it.
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>come to 4chan
>fap to naked women
>then lesbian porn
>then hetero porn
>then hetero cartoon stuff
>then furry shit
>then interracial
>now firmly stuck in trap/sissy stuff

What have you done to me?
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>like asian girls
>fuck korean hooker
>hate asian girls
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>>37508267
Eventually you'll look back to vanilla porn

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>crushing on girl
>eventually get the balls to ask her out
>she agrees
>go out a few times
>fug
>things going well
>check my social media
>gf posted a new instagram pic
>lol just fucked Tyrone in storage closet
>WHAT THE FUCK BITCH?
>call her
>chill anon, we never said we were exclusive. and stop stalking my social media.
>fucking acts like i'm the bad guy

What the fuck happened to society? Women just casually fuck whomever they want and think it's no big deal. If you complain they get angry. How the fuck do I find and get a faithful woman?
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>>37508005
so what youre aying is your girlfriend likes the big black (what letter goes here)?
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you're retarded in thinking that anyone would believe this
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>>37508005
post her instagram or it didn't happen

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>tfw no gf
>only these soups to keep me company
Which soup waifu should I pick, /r9k/?
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>>37507939
Glasses soup
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>>37507939
Green soup girl.
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yeah, glasses green soup girl, op. she is not as intimidating.

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>wow anon you're really good. I can't wait to see you again
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>>37507914
Yeah, just hit me up, I'll get you a free hotel room for when you turn tricks, just give me another 70% cut.
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>>37507914

How much casual sex do you think the average good looking woman has?

I'm scared to get a gf because she could easily take a lunch break at work, drive to Tyrone's place, get gangbanged by his basketball team and I wouldn't know.
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>>37507950
I actually fucked a black hooker that looked just like OP's pic. Kinda thinking of doing a session tomorrow now

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>Be me
>20 years ago
March 21 was the day I lost the only thing that made me happy
>Mom had cancer and Dad was off in a war somewhere
>He wanted to come home, but couldn't
>Mom came home from hospital for my birthday, some of my friends were there but that didn't matter cause she looked better
>She baked a cake and right as I blew out the candles she collapsed
> She didn't even get halfway to the hospital when she was declared dead
>Dad was finally granted leave and came home
I love my dad, but he wasn't there for the start of my life, I don't blame him for not being there
>Her birthday is coming up
>I am going to bake the same cake she baked me and lay it by her grave.
Anyone else have anyone close to them die like this?
>Pic unrelated
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i dont like to ask but uh...
what happened to her?
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has ur dad ever killed a haji, anon?
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>>37507884
Let me ask him

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Hello robots, I'm here to be your friend please add me on Discord: #5798.
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>>37507788
How do we know it's you and not some random guy on discord? post screen cap of profile
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<discord fagging
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>>37507917
why would I want you to add a random guy on discord?

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Which hurts more death by overdose or death by opening a vein? Those are my only two options. Pic unrelated
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>>37507783
Just hang yourself op
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As I said in another thread, cognitive behavioural therapy helped me overcome suicidal ideation.
Or try hypnosis.
I'm not going to be an edge lord and tell you to kill yourself. It don't achieve nothin.
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>>37507805
this or turn on the gas and sleep tight
if you want to leave a mess cut your carotid artery that one in your neck

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