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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcQqjKpPgQw
Listen to this with me robots, don't say anything.
Feel a little bit better now?
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>>34195476
Yes, thank you OP
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>>34195476
no fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSCKPA9OHgg
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>>34195476
awwwwww that little domo looking fairy gondola <3
hello !! :D thank you <3 harp is THEEE best
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What are you guys up to? I feel extremely lonely tonight for some reason, but nothing is different. Still just a friendless hikikomori.
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Pretty tired and bored. I know how you feel anon, I get very lonely a lot too, I just never want to bother anyone or make them think I'm needy or irritating.
Just try and shoot the shit with someone, you know? Walling yourself off will only make you feel worse I think.
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My head hurts and I am tired. I would really like to cook something, but it is already midnight and I should go to sleep soon.
Please rate my troubles.
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>>34195691
I usually never try to get in contact with other people, but sometimes I slip and end up doing sonething silly like making this thread. I'm already starting to regret it since I just look desperate and it makes anxious when someone actually responds.
>>34195774
I think that you should get some sleep and cook something nice in the morning.
All right fellow robots, I have today decided that I will lose weight. I'm currently 220lbs for 5,7 - I'm basically fat. I've been obsessed with qt feminine bois for several months and my primary motivation is to look like one.
Starting tonight, I will starve myself until I lose enough weight to go back to 132lbs.no homo just feminine bois
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>>34195415
>it's another overweight fag thread
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>>34195415
You need to just eat less while doing calisthenics, that easy.
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>>34195491
The thing is I don't want to be overweight anymore.
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/pol/ declares war on ISIS 2017-01-16 10:44:51 Post No.34195373
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/pol/ declares war on ISIS
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I am a messenger from /pol/, and I am here to ask for assistance in /pol/'s efforts to take down ISIS. we have developed a strategy to take down ISIS; spread the fake news story that ISIS has turned to homosex after lacking in female support, hopefully the fake news sites like buzzfeed will pick up on this
will you join us?
(pic unrelated)
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Not
Your
Personal
Army
Fuck off, nigger lover.
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Why would you want to take them down? They are making the beta uprising real again.
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>>34195432
I'm just asking if anyone wants to do it, I'm not forcing anyone. jesus
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>uncles coming over to give me a man to man talk
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>>34195340
About you not having a girlfriend or some shit like that?
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Give updates pls
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Just tell the truth (you don't see anything to live for)
Not much he can say to that lol
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Dubs decide on what to say
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Since you got dubs, OP, you should say "Dubs decide on what to say".
>Hehe
That's a man or bot, baby.
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>>34195300
Real or fake account?
hhkkhkhkhkhkh
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>>34195300
Hey Op you got dubs give us an update
Ask her what she is doing next weekend
Or call her a nigger lover
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>Think of something funny to say
>Say it and everyone laughs
Is there a better feel? This has happened maybe five times in my life and I treasure each memory.
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>>34195196
>last spring had to go to military repetition course (which is mandatory in my country)
>sit in a troop carrier with the guys
>see a fat schoolgirl exiting school
>answer a comment from a comrade with "well she will be sitting beside everyone in the cinemas"
>everyone roars with laughter
>felt good man
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>Say something blatantly racist or unfunny, sometimes just downright cruel
>People laugh anyway because they want to get on my good side
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Yes, but sometimes I wonder if they are playing it up because they feel bad.
Have your parents accepted that you're a complete loser and will never get a girlfriend?
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>>34195162
Yes they have its a blessing and a curse.
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Nah but they will soon enough.
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>>34195162
I legit had my father tell me he doesn't care and the reason I have siblings is "never put all your eggs in one basket"
In case one of us died or was a failureYou were right dad
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Meet the Bogdanoff Brothers.
Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities >control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
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>>34195137
These 2 plastic surgery victims?
Really????
Dawg...
Really....................
You talkin mad shit, Famalamm.
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>>34195137
>>in contact with aliens
It's good that family stays close.
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Their paper on Planck time was bogus.
Holy fuck Robots, I think I've done it.
>be me
>a week ago
>cute girl points at me
>says shit like "that's him! he's right there!"
>I ignore it
>she is qt
>modest
>kind of spergy (but nowhere near robot tier, she is kind of a normie)
Robots this has never happened before
I still can't talk to her and I am beginning to think that she thinks that I am ignoring her or I am not interested
But I am interested, I am just too spergy to talk to her
Some of her friends have even tried to force me to talk with them but I can't
I have gathered up all my courage and I am going to talk to her tomorrow morning
What do I say to her? How do I make her know I am interested? How do I cover up for the fact I haven't talked to her?
I need help, this is the only hope I have ever had
I am asking particularly to robots who have had gfs and fembots
If I fuck up, this is all over, this is it
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>>34195111
Bumping because I don't want this to die
I don't have any friends
She is my hope for escaping robotdom
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>>34195111
>implying any of us would know what to do in that situation
Reee, etc. etc.
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"Sooo...you voted Trump or what?"
But seriously, how do you know she pointed at you because of romantic interest? I don't wanna take the wind out of your sails, but how do you know?
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Why do women love baking?
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>tfw guy (male) and love baking
>will never get a gf (who either accepts this or doesn't) because baking isn't "masculine" or "Chadly"
I mean I like cooking too but baking is where the money's at
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BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID
I HATE WOMEN
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>>34195157
It is never too late to start hormone replacement therapy.
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How to get a girlfriend 2017-01-16 10:29:36 Post No.34195045
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robots, normie here, just wanna tell you how to get a gf. It's not that hard, really, if you're at least reasonably attractive.
Still don't quite understand how green text works, so I hope this is right:
>First thing you need to do it lose weight if you're overweight and get in shape. Take diet pills if you need to and do cardio every day, and lift weights or run or whatever works for you.
>Next, you need to be in a social setting. This is also kind of specific to you. This can be any setting where there's girls. Preferably something that you enjoy, or just a general interest place, like school. Probably not the gym, unless you're really good. Something relaxed. But also not something where there's a huge dudes/chicks ratio, like a dungeons and dragons convention or whatever the fuck you guys go to.
>So, you're in a social situation, with a reasonable ratio (could be a party, club, your lunchroom, before class, a school trip, a club, a rec league, your church, etc.) and when it is an appropriate time to socialize (you see other people talking to each other and forming groups), look for a girl standing alone, looking insecure. If you see a girl by herself, and she has her arms folded, with her back against the wall, or otherwise trying to go unnoticed, this girl is probably feeling insecure.
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>So, go talk to her. It doesn't matter what you say, just say anything. Preferably something relevant to the situation. I personally use humor to break the ice, but it doesn't have to be humor. It can just be charming. Failing something charming, just say anything. Don't force it though. Don't go into panic mode. Just be relaxed, and say "hey, how's it going", or "What's your name?", "Are you new here?" Something generic
>Then, just keep the conversation going. Stay relaxed. But keep talking. Every word doesn't have to be perfect. You also don't have to fill in every silence. It's ok if there's a pause in the conversation. And also listen to her, think about what she says, and respond to that. You might sound like an idiot the first few times, but that's normal.You just have to get your brain used to talking to girls.
>At the end of the conversation, say "Can I text you sometime?" or "You wanna grab coffee sometime?", or something that is age appropriate.
>And there you go. Find a shared interest, and ask her out to do that, or whatever, it's pretty straight forward from there. Text her every now and then. Don't pay attention to what people say about waiting to respond a half an hour. Do what's convenient for you. But you also want to have your own life. Subject yourself to social situations, so you can meet new people/participate in activities.
Hope this was helpful.
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>mfw OPs advice is literally "just go up and talk to her brah"
Is anyone else getting fed up with how life is imitating memes
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>>34195045
>if you're at least reasonably attractive
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Is it true that chimpanzees are really strong and then can kill you in unarmed combat?
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yeah really really strong
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chimps will fuck you up forever
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>>34195040
Why? What are you planning?
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>somehow managed to get a girl to "chill" tonight
>thyroid problems killed my sex drive and only get boners at like 60% now
What type of over the counter male enhancement pill should I buy so I can slam the fuck out of her
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Zinc.
Arginine (the stuff found in muscle protein powder stuff).
Horny Goat weed.
Cardio exersize best then then weight resistance.
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>>34195016
Fuckloads of l-arginine (quick) and l-citrulline (more extended effect). Personally, I just mostly just buy cialis/tadalafil online quasi-legally, but you won't have time for that today.
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>>34195118
What about those gas station dick pills? Is there nothing i can buy at like walmart or GNC
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Post songs that represent your current feelings or situation in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV6WUkPsn3o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs
More than anything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD012LUjkQE
>caught between weak and being strong
;_;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8
daniel motherfucking johnston