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An official (tm) robot is:
>26
>Male
>black
>5'6
>KHHV
>NEET
>Never held a job
>Never went to college
>Suicidal
>Cuck fetish
If you are not all of these (or worse), then you are at worst a failed normie and you need to leave. Any other requirements?
>>>/out/
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>>37790106
>black
>Cuck fetish
???
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>tfw no two-spirit bf
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Why don't you just get a bf, why all this tfw shit?
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>>37790564
Newfag OUT OUT OUT
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So,.. I want to improve myself
I've now three weeks off and I figured it would be best to start now to ease the transition into being organized and start having a routine.
Currently everything is, for a better lack of words for it, chaos.
I barley manage to get to work at time (often I'm too late which is no problem per se but annoys me personally).
I thought about using Excel to get a schedule and fill it with a schedule for things to do.
Do any of you (organized) robots know a good schedule template for daily stuff AND unusual occasions to enter?
Any helpful tips?
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start by getting out of bed as soon as your alarm goes off (if you use an alarm).
you snooze you lose
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>>37790139
thank you
seems like robots don't want to talk about that and just wallow in self-pity and TFWNOGF
Will find an answer on my own
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I use a notepad that I put a daily to-do list on
It helps, when I remember to use it that is.
>tfw your magick ability isn't 5+
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Getting female attention when all the chad-coworkers are away
>roastie wants my attention
When chads come back to work
>i dont exist
why do they do this? they know im a robot that will just says yes or no to them, i never say anything to them but no matter what when we are alone they talk non stop
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How's nofap june going anon?
Ready to give big cums to your waifu?
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>>37789866
I woke up 2 hours ago and I busted 2 times already
My dick literally hurts
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I recently broke my one month streak and now I've started again but I'm only on day 2 so far.
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>Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign
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/Song Thread/ - melancholy edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvMwaBES7cg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKM3iLzvVKE
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>fembot here
You guys know there are NO females on this board? Literally none. I 100% believe everyone who posts on this board is a man and anyone who says otherwise is trolling/fulfilling some sexual fantasy
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>>37789826
>anon is blind
>images dont exist
Whatever you say buddy.
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>>37789826
the only reason why a female would come here is to laugh at yo pathetix losers and feel better about themselves
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>>37789826
There are women here, as much as it pains me to say. In fact, I've never seen so many women on r9k. I'm not sure what's happening. Most of them are dykes though.
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ITT: /r9k/ is a house.
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too many windows
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yfcyigvhjbjknkn
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If anyone touches my ramen ill feed them their own fingernails.
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Have you ever had your penis accidentally penetrate the anus of another male?
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>>37789685
>Have you ever had your penis accidentally penetrate the anus of another male?
no but it happened to my anus once
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>>37789685
once i tripped downtown and my dick accidentally got lodged in some dudes ass
to be fair, it was his fault for having a hole in both his pants and underwear
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It doesn't happen "by accident"
From both sides
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>forum doesn't allow GIF avatars
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>forum has a hierarchy that has been established for a decade and the oldest, most famous users wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire
I want Futanari Palace to die. I want their users in disarray
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BABY DONT HURT MEEEEE
DONT HURT ME
NO MOREEEEE
WOAH OOOO OOOOO OOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOO OHHHHH OHHHHHH
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>>37789560
cute.. What else you listening to?
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Most people (most likely you too OP) here are younger than this song (1993)
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>>37789596
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFFFFFFF
YOU TREAT ME LIKE A STRANGER AND I FEEL SO RUFFFF
NOW UR JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOWWWWWW
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What are hijabi girls like to be around?
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They are the BOMB
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>>37789491
fpbp close this thread immediately
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>>37789509
Ew he's a "FPBP" poster
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Anybody hear anything about Tia Zimmer?
I was following the story but forgot about it.
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She hooked up with two black bulls. They took her to a cheap motel and double teamed her for hours. The following day, she was supposed to attend a panel of some sort at E3, but was so sore from having her holes stretched by BBC, she said "fuck it" turned off her phone and slept in.
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>>37790065
She completely disproved this conspiracy theory.
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>>37790065
examine the fact you have this idea in your head