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Trump is not our preside-
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>>35982154
THANK U BASSED GOD
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>>35982154
His son is autistic, that's why he's making everyone aware of Autism
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>>35982172
>His son is autistic, that's why he's making everyone aware of Autism
and because he's /our guy/
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General questions about loneliness 2017-04-03 01:06:52 Post No.35982114
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General questions about loneliness
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Is it alright to cry because you're lonely or does that just make you sink deeper into your pit of sorrow and desolation? How do you guys cope with loneliness? I'm thinking about getting a body pillow and outfitting it with those wires in heated blankets then a device that vibrates rhythmically to emulate a human heartbeat. I would really appreciate all of your creative ideas for combating tfw no gf.
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>>35982114
This thread will die very shortly
The only threads that get replies here are
Fembot threads, the normie with GF threads, and general robot bashing
If you want to actually discuss this.
Go to wiz Chan, that's the place for people like us
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>>35982114
only one way to find out. i don't think it would help completely
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>>35982162
But since I actually want a girlfriend I'm not allowed there. I know no one is policing that rule but I should respect the rules of their community.
are jobs hard (walmart, mcdonalds, etc)? hpw long does it take to get the job after applying? and how are interviews?
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>>35982084
If you don't know a guy then you have to send out as many applications as you can then give all of them a follow up phone call a week later. In the phone call just tell them your name and tell them you're calling to follow up on your application. They won't tell you anything significant but it's expected of you if you want the job.
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>>35982174
are jobs difficult? they seem like theyvwould be
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>>35982084
McDonald's is hard. I used to work there, but I quit because it was too much. I stopped working after that so I can't tell you much else
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>Been drinking the last month for everyday
>Suddenly get a bloody nose
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>>35982076
That's probably from your body constantly trying to lower your blood pressure. Maybe drink some electrolytes and rehydrate yourself. Vitamin supplements might help too.
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>>35982166
Beer ups your blood pressure?
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Does anyone know how many days a week you can get drunk without causing serious harm?
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how do we delet women
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>>35982069
that's really gay, op
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>>35982109
all they do is create psychological suffering anon
enough is enough
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>>35982069
You ignore them and sage
They will eventually get bored and go where for attention elsewhere
But it's too late for robot9k now
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Normie's first thread 2017-04-03 01:04:18 Post No.35982062
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>I'm depressed and generally apathetic about my life.
>I recently started therapy which seemed to help my mental state - To the point that I've gained a passion in cooking.
>I have an unpaid job in a kitchen and it goes well enough, thanks to this.
>A month ago, my mum changes things.
>Since the therapy costs a lot and she's seen massive improvement in my mood, she changes the time between visits from two weeks to a month.
>Over the last two weeks my mental state has deteriorated.
>I've missed countless days of work.
>Luckily in two days, i will see the therapist again.
>The day before that though (Tomorrow), i will be at work again.
>My mum and family don't know that i've been skipping work days.
>All of my family is really proud of my improvement and expect me to continue.
>I don't want to go back, due to massive apathy towards life and depression once again.
What do?
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If you ever stop genuinely enjoying life remember there's always a free ticket out
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>take out a large loan
>launder it to BTC
>run off to mexico and change name
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>>35982062
I'm depressed because I didn't have 6 girlfriends in the past week
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I'm not proud. But I used a banana peel to fap today. 2017-04-03 01:02:27 Post No.35982025
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I'm not proud. But I used a banana peel to fap today. 2017-04-03 01:02:27 Post No.35982025
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I'm not proud. But I used a banana peel to fap today.
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It actually felt pretty good.
Just wrap the peel around your dick and start whackin off. May need a little bit of lube.
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>>35982025
Please explain the appeal? Does the texture feel good or what?
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>>35982025
>lube
lmao @ this cutlet
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>>35982025
I'm currently laying on the pillows I fap in
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I've only had peroni once in my life, stella is my usual choice. Which is better? I never drink beer but today is a mood..
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>>35981925
Peroni, or get some Kronenbourg 1664
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>>35982002
what is the taste like? i'm a weakling so i like beer that doesn't taste like beer, lmao hahahaha :) like smoething clear and not bad tasting
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>>35982002
i like stella bc its more sparkling water taste than beer, i hate the grosness of beer. what tastes clear and pristine clean?
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>missed out on teenage love
>now missing out on twenties love
>tfw if you're lucky you'll score a girl before she hits menopause
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It's been eating me up too anon.
I would honestly probably dip out on Earth if my parents weren't still alive.
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>>35981897
>always liked older women
idgaf
still a virgin though
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I know that feel.
Beware of Women after hitting 30.
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Are there any good robot pets? I've been thinking that a pet might help my loneliness but I can't get a dog or cat because the pet deposit here is $400. What else is there?
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that pic made me smile
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>>35981890
I know some robot-esque art students at my school who have pet millipedes. It feels really nice when they crawl on your hands and they're cheap and easy to maintain.
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>>35981934
Nah I couldn't do that. I want something that will love me and I feel like bugs couldn't do that.
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Why is /r9k/ super effective to boipucci?
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>>35981869
why are you iIIiterate?
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Traps give the slim hope that you may put your dick in something cute before you die, but its mostly a deception.
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>>35981869
Shaped armor on a polyalloy chassis.
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>Soooooo like, do you do anything else aside from sitting in front of your computer all the time?
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>>35981858
Well, I do freelance work, play the accordion, and listen to Yugoslavian nationalist music.
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I pretend to be women who have problems with their boyfriends penis sizes on Reddit to emasculate the dicklets of Leddit
I get soooo many death threats
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I also sleep and masturbate and pace around my house
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>tfw starting to realize materialism is false and God is real
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Yeah, I stopped bring materialistic after HS. It wasn't worth it anymore. I still dress nice but on a budget that won't make me broke
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>>35982262
I'm talking about the universe here. We aren't made of physical materials, the mind is all that exists and we are all like little brain cells in a giant mind which is God.
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>>35982664
So, what's the solution?
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ITT: We pretend it's 2024
I'm thinking about signing up for the Mars colony, maybe the isolation and cold will make me appealing to a potential gf
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>>35981835
I'd go with you but I have to stop by the hormonal corrections facility to get my weekly mandatory hormones for males under 5'9
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>>35981912
If you want I can help with your boipussy pounding quota
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>>35981942
Don't worry I just bought a ChadBot3000 to help me with that
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does anyone else get crushes on girls in their class ridiculously easy?
like i just caught the feels hard the other week. we're doing a project together. she's qt as hell and has been complimenting me on how good my work has been [which sounds weird i know - it's her second time taking this class and she has some authority]
and my stupid brain really just wants to marry her forever now. and that just makes me horribly depressed cause what a bullshit thing to even think
god fucking dammit
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oh and btw she's in a sorority [but seems much cooler than the usual type] and i'm posting on r9k so...yeah
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>>35981837
Are you going to say hi to her tomorrow?
That's the real question.
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>>35981855
nahhh. no point. just going to make myself sadder