I have a 8 inch dick but no one to put it in
put it in ur cat
>no picture
How bout you post it homo
now imagine having a 4.5 inch dick and no one to put it in. god being a dicklet sucks
I hate women so fucking much, it's not even funny anymore. They fucked up my life so bad, it's so not fair, everyone has a better life than me. I honestly think I'm going to explode, I hate women so fucking much.
Rodgers reincarnation?
Best way to piss off women is to be your best self and have fun with your life. Reject any bitch who trys to enter it, its so funny and amazing at how pissed off they get that they cant join the fun
>>38275379
>I hate women so fucking much
>I hate women so fucking much.
When robot waifus become a thing they will switch roles with us unwanted losers.
I staple tapeworms on my penis!
So the flesh worm will drink brain juice from your fetus!
Feel the blood gushing from your anus!
Feel the blood gushing from your anus!
Tape worms on my fucking penis!
Penis!
Tape worms!
Tape worms on my penis!
Tape worms on my penis!
Tape worms on my penis!
You're an artist now, anon.
Wow, this is good music
leaked death grips album
I don't miss her after I left her.
I miss who she was before I had to leave her. And she's not coming back.
God, why did she have to change?
stop being a faggot and find a waifu 3d is shit nigger
>>38275236
maybe she didn't change
she just showed her real face
>>38275243
2d is a mistake
my parents fucked up my life so bad.
they never helped me make friends, they never even gave me "the talk". had a stupid religious upbringing, my dad never taught me how to pick up girls or how to get a girlfriend. my parents never taught me how to make friends or interact with girls.
i was never allowed to go to parties or on dates or with friends, it was always just "study, study, study", keep your heads in the books, keep studying, that's the only thing that matters in life
well look at me now, i'm a fucked up failure, you ruined my life. thanks a lot parents.
>>38275202
Shit sucks, but why don't you stop blaming them and start figuring it out for yourself?
>>38275202
Time to read about stoicism anon
>>38275202
>baaaaaw everything is everyone elses fault
Who are you or closest to anons?
>gondola/spurdo
Used to be smug wojak
am now wojak/spurdo
This looks like a good test. brb gonna do it.
anti-404 bump
Wojak wearing a smug wojak mask
24yo kissless virgin until the the last 3 nights.
Stayed with a girl i've been seeing for a few months and things got heated each night. Objectively gorgeous with huge tits.
And each fucking night I failed to get an erection. Literally the most humiliating experience of my life. I've never had this problem before. I mean i'm a young guy!
Has my dick been ruined by 24 years of internet porn? What can I do?
>>38275189
You were just nervous OP, happened to me with my gf easily the first 50 times we tried to do it, keep trying to fuck her and get comfortable with it and you should be popping boners like no tomorrow
>>38275189
Damn dude you better do something about this fast. >>38275189 is likely right. She won't be patient forever, no matter what you think about a woman, she'll always move on. It's what makes them women.
>>38275189
The other anons were right- you're probably nervous. I would recommend getting a bit drunk with her (don't overdo it as that will also make the penis not become the big penis)
What should I name my WoW guild, r9k? I'm too lazy to come up with something on my own.
>>38275152
>still playing Wow
The only correct name for your guild would be cucksRus
>>38275169
Damn, you got me good anon
>>38275152
Ok, who pulled?
>get letter in mail stating that I'm entitled to government autismbux to help me finish my high school education
>mfw I never went to high school
What the fuck? I told my psychologist I'm starting adult high school next fall in order to get me high school diploma (which I never got back in my teens because I didn't go to high school), but I guess they fucked up and assumed I'm resuming my studies? What the fuck. I guess it's not that big of a deal, the core of those papers is still correct: got autism, going to school, need moni.
But still... what the fuck... Are they not listening to what I'm saying? I've been telling them for over a year now that I'm going to sign to adult high school courses, and now that I finally did sign in, they claim I'm _resuming_ my studies?
>resuming high school
>cant grasp the concept that they are giving you free money because you are RESUIMING your high school studies
what else would you call it you fucking autistic cunt?
>>38275162
Resuming implies that I attended there at some point. The correct wording would be _starting_ high school.
>>38275182
Are you actually this retarded?
So don't take the money because they said resuming instead of commencing.
>eat lunch next to couple in their late twenties
>they both look pissed but try to talk about random things
>they get their food and start eating
>girl coment on boyfriends loud chewing
>he tell her to stop being a fucking cunt
>she just stare as he continues eating
>then she just say "I can't believe you"
>she is rather mad and also crying as she stand up and leave
>boyfriend eat a little more then he put his food down and just sit there, staring
Aaaaah... feels soo good not to be in a lousy relationship
>>38275107
I bet it would feel better to be in a good relationship though.
>>38275107
>girlfriend of 2 and a half monthsknown her for 8 months and loved her as longgot a bit insecure about herself because i come off as cold and uninterested sometimes and she thinks she's bothering me somehow
>this bothers me because im aware of my problem and absolutely adore and love her
>tell her that i think she's the most beautiful girl in the world and that no other girl caught my attention from the moment i met her because she is the only girl that matters to me
>we continue talking and think back on all the silly things we said and did to each other
>a lot of good and cute feels but one or two bad ones which we both regret
>looks me in the eyes
>says "did you think you were the only person in love in this relationship?"
>unbearablefeels.webm
>huge smile makes its way on my face
>just lean in and kiss her passionately
>after 20 seconds of kissing we stop and just sit in each others arms with her in my lap snuggling my neck
Aaaaah... feels so god to be in a nice relationship>hurr durr she'll cuck you for tyrone or chad and she's 100% cheating on you sucking cocks the first chance she getsthere are no niggers in my country because balkans, she hates chads and normies, she has no guy friends, she's loyal as loyal gets. You cannot win you fucking losers :) not this time
>>38275309
It'll happen. It's not a victory for either of us.
OH MAN WHOA H-HE SAID THE N WORD WHOA WOWZERS! YIKES!
why are normals so insufferable?
>>38275104
good people are off put or shocked by racism. It's like a disease and shouldn't be allowed to spread. Responses of ostracization or even violence can be justified to combat it
>>38275287
i hope a nog kills their family members
then they will realize apes aren't people
>WAAAAAAH why do people react badly to my childish racism
Why are you guys so fucking disgusting, smelly, and retarded? I understand the pain and loneliness of being a robot, I get it, I really do. But what the fuck is the point with not showering? Not washing your ass? Not shaving? Having degenerate fetishes like liking traps? You're just adding fuel to the fire that's burning your life away. You're making it worse for yourself.
>inb4 GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
i'm one of you guys, calm down
it's training for when we become wizards
>>38275103
>But what the fuck is the point with not showering? Not washing your ass? Not shaving?
There's no point in it. But there's also no point in doing it. And if you were truly one of us, you'd know the path of least resistance is always the way to go.
We're not exactly trying to impress anyone.
How many boards do you browse?
>/a/, /tv/, /g/, /pol/, /sci/, /v/, /vg/
everything except /tv/ is fine
you there for memes or something?
/a/, /tv/, /g/, /pol/, /sci/, /v/, and /vg/
>/a/
>/tv/
>/v/
>/r9k
JUST
>Anon, take off your shirt and come here, water's warm! :)
wat do?
>>38275070
If we're alone I charge at her and tackle her into the water from behind.
>>38275118
this but I ram her butt with my head and make angry goat noises.
>>38275070
>take off shirt and jump in the water
it's easy as that lads
they better have saved the damn pizza as evidence. They kept a corpse preserved for years to show in court recently so they better show the pizza
>>38275013
Why do you care if they preserve it? I'm pretty sure a corpse has higher priority than pizza that was thrown at someone.
>>38275067
you have to keep the weapon. if someone murderered someone with a slice of pizza you wouldn't just throw it away you have to catalog it.
>>38275074
Pizza isn't a weapon, they don't need to keep the pizza anyways because that article clearly states they have footage of the incident. And you can't murder someone with pizza. Also the guy should just get a littering ticket, not an assault charge.