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put it in ur cat

>no picture
How bout you post it homo

now imagine having a 4.5 inch dick and no one to put it in. god being a dicklet sucks

Rodgers reincarnation?

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Best way to piss off women is to be your best self and have fun with your life. Reject any bitch who trys to enter it, its so funny and amazing at how pissed off they get that they cant join the fun

>>38275379
>I hate women so fucking much
>I hate women so fucking much.
When robot waifus become a thing they will switch roles with us unwanted losers.

You're an artist now, anon.

Wow, this is good music

leaked death grips album

stop being a faggot and find a waifu 3d is shit nigger

>>38275236
maybe she didn't change
she just showed her real face

>>38275243

2d is a mistake

>>38275202
Shit sucks, but why don't you stop blaming them and start figuring it out for yourself?

>>38275202
Time to read about stoicism anon

>>38275202
>baaaaaw everything is everyone elses fault

Used to be smug wojak

am now wojak/spurdo

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This looks like a good test. brb gonna do it.

anti-404 bump

Wojak wearing a smug wojak mask

>>38275189
You were just nervous OP, happened to me with my gf easily the first 50 times we tried to do it, keep trying to fuck her and get comfortable with it and you should be popping boners like no tomorrow

>>38275189
Damn dude you better do something about this fast. >>38275189 is likely right. She won't be patient forever, no matter what you think about a woman, she'll always move on. It's what makes them women.

>>38275189
The other anons were right- you're probably nervous. I would recommend getting a bit drunk with her (don't overdo it as that will also make the penis not become the big penis)

>>38275152
>still playing Wow

The only correct name for your guild would be cucksRus

>>38275169
Damn, you got me good anon

>>38275152
Ok, who pulled?

>resuming high school
>cant grasp the concept that they are giving you free money because you are RESUIMING your high school studies

what else would you call it you fucking autistic cunt?

>>38275162
Resuming implies that I attended there at some point. The correct wording would be _starting_ high school.

>>38275182
Are you actually this retarded?

So don't take the money because they said resuming instead of commencing.

>>38275107
I bet it would feel better to be in a good relationship though.

>>38275107
>girlfriend of 2 and a half months known her for 8 months and loved her as long got a bit insecure about herself because i come off as cold and uninterested sometimes and she thinks she's bothering me somehow
>this bothers me because im aware of my problem and absolutely adore and love her
>tell her that i think she's the most beautiful girl in the world and that no other girl caught my attention from the moment i met her because she is the only girl that matters to me
>we continue talking and think back on all the silly things we said and did to each other
>a lot of good and cute feels but one or two bad ones which we both regret
>looks me in the eyes
>says "did you think you were the only person in love in this relationship?"
>unbearablefeels.webm
>huge smile makes its way on my face
>just lean in and kiss her passionately
>after 20 seconds of kissing we stop and just sit in each others arms with her in my lap snuggling my neck

Aaaaah... feels so god to be in a nice relationship

>hurr durr she'll cuck you for tyrone or chad and she's 100% cheating on you sucking cocks the first chance she gets
there are no niggers in my country because balkans, she hates chads and normies, she has no guy friends, she's loyal as loyal gets. You cannot win you fucking losers :) not this time

>>38275309
It'll happen. It's not a victory for either of us.

>>38275104
good people are off put or shocked by racism. It's like a disease and shouldn't be allowed to spread. Responses of ostracization or even violence can be justified to combat it

>>38275287
i hope a nog kills their family members
then they will realize apes aren't people

>WAAAAAAH why do people react badly to my childish racism

it's training for when we become wizards

>>38275103
>But what the fuck is the point with not showering? Not washing your ass? Not shaving?
There's no point in it. But there's also no point in doing it. And if you were truly one of us, you'd know the path of least resistance is always the way to go.

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We're not exactly trying to impress anyone.

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everything except /tv/ is fine

you there for memes or something?

/a/, /tv/, /g/, /pol/, /sci/, /v/, and /vg/

>/a/
>/tv/
>/v/
>/r9k
JUST

>>38275070

If we're alone I charge at her and tackle her into the water from behind.

>>38275118
this but I ram her butt with my head and make angry goat noises.

>>38275070
>take off shirt and jump in the water
it's easy as that lads

>>38275013
Why do you care if they preserve it? I'm pretty sure a corpse has higher priority than pizza that was thrown at someone.

>>38275067
you have to keep the weapon. if someone murderered someone with a slice of pizza you wouldn't just throw it away you have to catalog it.

>>38275074
Pizza isn't a weapon, they don't need to keep the pizza anyways because that article clearly states they have footage of the incident. And you can't murder someone with pizza. Also the guy should just get a littering ticket, not an assault charge.