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>>34554567
>learns how to draw
>draws a nigger
:(

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I usually work with pencils and clay, traditional stuff typically, but recently I got into digital sculpting.

>>34554587
You're petty and untalented you know.

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>>34554629
This is the style I usually draw in.

>>34554556
Is that like a synthetic stimulant?
Sounds shitty; I abused ritalin as a teen and the comedowns were terrible

>>34554837
Its kind of like adderal but more reacreational, has a kind of euphoria to it. I really enjoy chilling out, doing it and writing lyrics. I just hate that i have to lie to family, and some of the compulsive aspects of my use. Ive been clean gor 4 months and the moral self torture is coming down on me

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>>34554556
wait so is it coke? I've used the darknet for acid but never stims.

I always feel really uncomfortable and jumpy when I'm high near my parents. I got some dxm I just got I'm not sure if I want to do it right now or wait until another day, really wish I had some acid.

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STOP RIGHT NOW!

We will get you jews and stop y'all spreading nihilist propaganda!
Now enjoy the money that you got from your (((boss))).

>>34554546
It's not so much comforting but it's more of a curiosity thing, like I'm excited for the moment I die just to see if we are aware of it happening at all, and even if we aren't it blows my mind how we could just become nothing in an instant and we wouldn't even know about it.

>>34554546
>>34554605
Yes, I know these feels. It really helps me to take a step back and think about dying

>>34554531
what the fuck is a transformation?

>4chan
>stories of success

No posts yet, seems legit

>>34554531
I successfully managed to lose weight and now for the first time since I was a kid I'm normal weight for my height.

I used to be a fat loser now I'm just a loser. Is this what success feels like?

>>34554446
go home vince

Yeah, even though I'm no normalfag, I kinda miss it too

what program is good to stream besides camtwist or manycam thats low cpu usage?

>>34554430
>bisexual special snowflake
>not a normie

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
>tfw no clingy tomoko bf to abuse


just fucking kill me already, i dont want to post or be alive
desu

>>34554430
Start using hard drugs. You'll meet a lot of members of the opposite sex and being a useless addict sure isn't being a normal!

jk

Ask a good female friend if she'll help you get some pussy.

>>34554416
>how do I spin this?

You come clean about how perverted you are and ask for forgiveness.

>>34554416
deny deny deny

always deny, it's the first and only and best rule

>>34554458
thinking this instead of first post. mike say they're a girlfriends panties, don't know how to make it believeable. I panicked when I was caught so she may see through it.

i think thats my fucking mom wtf dude

There's no such think as an objective 10/10. To answer your question, no, that girl is not a 10/10.

>>34554365
She is a solid 7.4/10
8.4/10 if she smokes the ganja

>>34554290
Who cares? Don't you have something better to do than talk about a necklace on a karate kid forum?

>>34554290
how often do you have to make this thread? do you ever read the replies?

how is this shit the top post every single day

>>34554270
Ya for some reason my pictures come out messed up like that. I'm try to fix it!

>>34554270
How fat do you have to be to eat a whole pack of spaghetti by yourself?

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Well hopefully this fixes the sideways pictures thing.
>>34554593
>I'm eating all at the same time
Don't be a dummy anon.

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>>34554257
Im also like this

yeah, sometimes it seems like i'm a collection of one half of possible mindfucks from mother's side and then the other remaining half of possibilities of mindfucks from father's side

those two had no business fucking. just none. and yet they did. like... what? on top of that, my dad isn't even hetero anyway.

pretty good joke though. maybe not "ha ha" funny.

>>34554257
Why label it at this point.

>>34554205
fuckin' cy@

Good night, sweet prince.

Hope the next life treats you better.

U should make sure to do it near a homeless guy. They love this shit. I once heard 2 bums talking about a guy that od'd and he asked where he could find that guy's dealer so he could try that stuff.

Then you can take a few with you.

She's got curly, shoulder length hair and brown eyes
She's slender and a bit shorter than I am
She studies Philosophy, we met this way
We both browse 4chan
She likes old French movies, abstract, New-American-Cinema style stuff, Herzog and Monty Python
We read together a lot, gift each other a book monthly
We smoke weed a lot together
She's sleeping beside me now

>>34554326
That sounds so comfy, anon :'^)

>>34554326
>only shoulder length hair

DYKE DETECTED

EVERYONE BAIL

>>34554326 IS BAIT

LET THE THREAD DIE

ONLY BAIT WILL BE POSTED FROM THIS POINT ONWARD

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>>34554093

This one

Where do you find the number of reposts?

The "reply or your mom dies in her sleep" meme.

That meme needs to fucking die already

>>34554093
This meme I don't mind.

>>34554012
if you're so insecure about it, try with a femlet then,there's plenty of girls under that height

>Be me
> Ugly with red hair and freckles, big ears
> felony record
> dozens and dozens of job changes
> alcoholic
> domestic violence history
> still get laid a lot
Because Im 6' 4"

>>34554012
Hey, a fellow 5'4" manlet! Tell me about your woes friend