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>>37194790

21 but mindset at 30 already

How does this work for fags? Do you start when your uncle touched you?

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my 20th is at the end of this week

nasty but cute as fck

vagina and pee hole too

>>37194566
For more attention. Every hole gets another man interested.

>>37194562
They should be symmetrical in size. I'd get them checked out if I were you.

Hopefully they don't find cancer.

Not a joke, had a similiar distribution, ended up with test cancer, met to my brain now Im paralysed.

Don't wait

>>37194562

It's not serious, but yes you need to see a doctor, it should be a normal outpatients procedure to drain and fix the fluid sac

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you shouldn't forget. you'll only learn from experience and if you forgot the little froggo would have died for nothing.
you feel regret and shame for what you did and that's good, that means you've grown as a person. next time you won't kill a frog when you find one.
it's been like a spiritual journey for you, you know? cherish it, learn from it, live with it.

>>37194413
>>37194512
Praise Kek! We cannot change what has happened, we can only move foward.

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>>37194413
>A year ago I found a little frog and crushed it with my hand.

This picture is literally you.

>>37194278
Fuck off with these threads, faggots!

Elliot was a faggot who didnt even jill that many people and killed humself over pussy. What a douche bag. Why do you cunts even worship him?

Why do people take drugs, what is the appeal?

NO TALKY BEFORE I GET MY COFFY HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>37194210
Wageslave, please. It's only 2:40 PM.

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>>37194210
HEY. WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY? SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU WANT TO SCREAM LIKE A RETARD YOU CAN BUT ONLY AFTER I'VE HAD MY FIRST CUP. CAPEESH?

When has there ever been a sane woman?

There's a lot of cool and/ or funny guys on here. Not that I know any of them, but some of the posts here are clever and/ or funny

I do have a robot friend IRL. Well, I say RL but he's a shutin who I only talk to through chat.

I'm a low class female, tho.

>>37194136
Are you into being degraded and humiliated during sex?

>>37193974
100k isn't going to last you very long, a year or two tops. Get a part time job at the least.

>>37194002
>100k isn't going to last you long

I've been a NEET for nearly 14 years. Are you saying my parents have spent $1.4 million dollars on me in the last 14 years?

>>37194002
My last job paid $15k / year and I managed
I won't get a part-time job for now, but I will buy graphics cards to mine more cryptocurrency
The revenue from around 50 GPUs should be enough to live comfortably

Universal Base Income is coming, anon

It is inevitable

>>37193994
Ive been unemployed for 2 years now, living off savings.
Been looking for work all year but can't find any.
Everything either needs you to have some kind of skill, certification, or college degree.
Even Retail jobs are hard to get because old people are working them instead of sitting at home retired. Its fucking stupid. A 60 year old man should not be delivering pizza. That's depressing as fuck.

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Jesus christ can you imagine being a ROBOT growing up right now / in the coming decade.
atleast im still able to survive because braindead menial nightjobs like the sorting letters at the postal office still exist. by the time people being born are looking for jobs none of this shit will exist. what the fuck are you supposed to do then. there is no way i can hold down an actual job

normie got btfo
b

That's what that faggot gets for playing LoL

>>37193869
>16 year old "girl"
more likely a 24 year old neckbeard who roleplays as a girl to get attention

>>37193833
What an awful picture. Measure your focus whenever you're working with such a shallow DoF.

No, by I was molested by one before.

>>37193833
Yes, but i'm a girl and not a dyke so its okay.

>>37193728
>so why do you think you deserve one?

i know i dont

>>37193728
Because being not fat is the easiest thing ever. Like just don't do anything and you won't be fat. If my partner can't just eat a little less what can I expect out of them?

>>37193840
welcome to womanhood, aka life on easy mode

>>37193692
How about you just don't eat garbage?

>>37193692
I meant cure I don't get why auto correct is such a baffling piece of shit.

>>37193692
>Go drink any calorie free liquid you can for me it was seltzer and vodka
vodka has calories in it anon. alcohol isn't exactly your body's preferred fuel but it will extract calories from it, and store any excess.

>>37193469
>>Buy a tripple vannila Latte from Starbucks
This, and giving "Elliot" as my name.

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>>37193486

I'll make a specific thread tomorrow for 'Elliot Lattes' where we can post our own, this was mine from last year

>>37193469
What's happening at 5?

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>>37193433
Here's my own version of this chart.

>>37193433
sorry.... for being..... newfag....
but whats the easiest way to fill these out?

>>37193492
Use photoshop or gimp, heck even MSpaint if you're skilled. I used Gimp 2.8.