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Is New Zealand the WORST western country to be a robot in?
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Yes, only because your shithole is more isolated than Australia
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>>36260370
>Implying the US isn't the worst country in the West
Nice one, my man. But if you're real beta, you might have to consider moving up north.
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>>36260370
>more fembots in AUS and NZ combined than in Europe
Oh yeah I'm sure it's such a pain for you.
>being robot in the Anglosphere
HAHAH
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help me /r9k/ how do i fix my sleep schedule
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Get on Ambien or Lunesta for about a month or two. Go to bed at the time time every night. Also wake up at the same time every morning. Don't take naps.
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Stay up all night obviously. But keep yourself busy or it's impossible to not just sleep. And by busy I mean leave the House. Go somewhere. Meet someone if possible.
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>>36260307
Stay awake for over 24 hours until you get to the time you want to normally sleep
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It's that time of the day again, where you hug your sister/brother/mother/father/cousin, tell them you love them, and post the results. Go ahead anon
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>>36254379
Probably Ellen Page
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Time for a one hour bump
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Daily reminder that pineapples are delicious
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>Damn you anon...look what you've done to my body! Y-you better take responsibility for this!
What do robots?
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>>36260245
Marry her and set up a stable family and household
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Kill her and the cuck child
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>>36260245
>having children with a nigger
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ITT: battle of the personalities
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lets choose an online game that incorporates strategic, analytic, linguistic skills + others
that the 16 (or whoever is competing) personality types can participate in so we can finally determine who holds rights to the title of "master race"
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Sensors will fuck you up while you're busy daydreaming, faggots
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>incorporates strategic, analytic, linguistic skills + others
call of duty
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as an infp i wouldnt even bother wasting my time on this, have fun yall
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Gotta love it how "virgin" is the argument of our generation.
Whatever you say, no matter how right you are, when someone calls you a virgin and tells he lost his own virginity at the age of 13, you've lost. There's nothing more you can do, all counter-arguments are just further proof you actually are a virgin.
Having had sex as a teen is the ultimate trump card that nullifies all logic and science.
Just try it. Go challenge a philosopher to a debate and when he's trying to outsmart you, just say you've had regular sex for your whole life and that makes you biologically superior. If he says you're childish, tell him he's just mad because you were right.
Most normies are dumb enough to join your side and destroy the autistic philosopher.
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>>36260232
>reply with "my dick is too good for thots"
>arguement over
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I study theoretical physics at a university but when some IQ 70 douchebag normie tells me his dick is bigger than mine I just go "okay.." and accept my utter defeat as a lifeform.
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kek you sound like a virgin m8
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When by default, and by design.
>You were born to pay bills & taxes
>Then die.
That's it.
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what if i die before paying any taxes or bills?
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>>36260239
If you ever bought anything, you've already payed
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>>36260475
joke's on you, I steal all of my stuff
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is "never" short for "not ever"?
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Yes.
And "again" is short for "a gain."
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Is Geez the nickname that people called Jesus by?
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>>36260212
What did they mean by "Jesus Louise"?
Was he trans or something?
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Have you ever thought about the possibility that a virus somehow may have gotten into your computer and someone is watching you all the time?
It's happened to me before so I wonder if anybody else worries about it.
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Everything I do on the internet is already being tracked and collated by massive multinational corporations anyway. All they're doing is boring themselves to death watching me use my computer, when all the information they could possibly want about me is already out there as long as they're willing to pay for it.
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>>36260117
Yes
They got my steam Account
Nudes
where I live and tried to scare me into fucking them
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>someone is watching me browse 4chan 6 hours a day
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>your future daughter
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These niggers are even taking our waifus
They must be eliminated
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no one here is having kids retard
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>>36260119
I want to have kids
But I just can't be bothered dealing with females that the kids come out of.
Females are annoying
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What exactly is r9k?
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A miserable pile of boipussy
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r/4chan
oriugi
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A place where you go when you're a pathetic autist that can't (or don't want to) get your shit together.
Also, we sometimes laugh at people that that do have their life together so we can feel less pain.
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Good morning, wagecuck. What a beautiful day it is. It's nice that you were able to bargin for an extra day of freedom due to the holiday weekend. You deserve it. Afterall, you work hard to contribute to my NEETbux.
So what are you going to do with your extra day of freedom? I'm going to take this nice day to go cycling. It's the perfect day to do it. It's nice that I can do this at anytime unlike you who can only do it during your schedule times of freedom.
Anyhoo, see you later, wagecuck.
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>>36259869
i love these smug ass threads. i wanna be a neet someday too
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>cycle to work
Well that's that isn't it?
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>>36260028
>still is a slave
>still has to beg for extra days of freedom
Well that's that isn't it?
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Who here /grower/? Im a stubby 2 inches flaccid but about 5.5 to 6 when charged
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>>36259849
Want to be my gf(male)?
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>>36259879
Are you sure you want a skinnyfat poly for a gf?
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>>36259906
Well I don't know what poly means but sure.post pictures
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What are your thoughts on lolcow? Is it just r9k for girls?
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>>36259846
They are even worse than fembots. They are the "beta female autistic shut-in's that only like Chad" archetype.
But for some reason they also, when convenient, talk about their effeminate "sweet" bfs in order to get a one-up on le horrible nice guys. Anything to spite those le nice guys with le male privilege!
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Does no one else seriously have any opinion on it? I figured you guys would hate them the most but i never see anyone post about them in the women hate thread or even just rants over them.
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>>36259846
are they the ones who complain about the gay threads i like and then pass it off on /pol/
fuckers
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If your Penis isn't at least 8 inches you aren't a real man, it's just science.
Notice how most dicklets are circumcised?
They're halfway there to their purpose in life, fill castration and allow only the REAL MEN to breed.
T. 9 inch master race
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>>36259816
>not pink nipples
what the fuck?
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Sauce/name? Google gives me the same webm
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>>36259816
That's disgusting. Did she fall on the oven while cooking?