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>>34796967
>having a Oneitis
That's where you fucked up famalam. Alos she's clearly using you for validation.

>>34796967
lol bro you realize what this means?

what did you say?

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>>34796991
I get that now. I just don't want her ruining the shit I have going on now because she wants to be a petty little asshole. But I don't want to be the bad guy and cut a decent friendship off.

Anyone got similar stories? I feel like this is a common thing.

welcome to the club dewd

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January 4th 2013.

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>>34796912
Then do shit that makes you happy. Go to fit get in shape and live like you want to just dont hurt anyone.

>>34796554
>What's one thing that the majority of mass shooters have in common?

They're weak looking butthurt whities

>Pew Research Center estimates that there were about 3.3 million Muslims of all ages living in the United States in 2015
>14.3% of males are virgins aged 20 to 24
>318.6 million people in America
>45.6 million estimated virgin males aged 20 to 24
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

They have access to guns

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>tfw BOGO buttery jacks
>tfw it's 9:24 am and I'm already planning out my night time binge
plz help

>>34796424

You still have the time to say no, anon. You always have the ability to say no.

It's easier to not binge in the first place than it is to stop in the middle of it. Start do your future self a favor and put it out of your mind.

What else can you do on this Saturday night to treat yourself? Is there a backlog of shows you've been meaning to watch? A friend you haven't contacted in a while? Have you read a book recently?

Good luck, anon.

I'm eating greek yogurt right now and I feel like some middle-aged soccer mom.

It's one of those things with the mix-in fruit but I save that for last instead of mixing it because then it's like I'm eating actual dessert.

>>34796159
I get this too, sometimes people will just randomly start acting weird around me for some reson

>>34796522
me too.
have you seen the people in the red shirts yet?

Same. I hate it when people here are like "Nobody is thinking about you. They're too busy thinking about their own life." Uhh, maybe if you're a normie.

>>34796103
I did not.
I dont really have dreams.
If I would win a jackpot filled with 90million dollar, amost nothing would change.
Maybe I would get a house and stop working.
But I would still do nothing and wither away.

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I never had dreams, I was defective from the very beginning.

>>34796404
you had dreams once anon, don't lie.

I was born as a muzzie and I've ended up rejecting that bullshit so kys

>>34796091
Thats haram, Achmed-kun

Became normies support it, fucking normies.

bumpskii

https://youtu.be/BiQIc7fG9pA

>>34796036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hseYJHYuZ_U

currently listening to this

Listenin' to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEU8OFHrJKs

>>34795836
>he believed God was with him and i deserved to be punished?
Probably this.
I bullied kids for being fags and degenerates.
You sound like a little cocksucking queer yourself.

>>34795836
this is the most autistic post of 2017 so far

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>>34795836
So? I grew up with this girl from my church who was a huge bitch yet wore a little wooden cross necklace everywhere. In fucking 7th grade she told me to drop out of chorus class because I was bad at singing. I did drop it and never sang in school again, took "music theory" class instead which sucked.

She was the type to put on a fake show of innocence while she was really just a stuck up bitch.
>but...she volunteers with children and praises Jesus!

She also stuck a gusher candy up her hamster's butt in elementary school and possibly put it in the microwave.

>>34795800

Surpised it's that and not "Life During Wartime". Talking Heads rock in all forms, anon. Enjoy at your leisure.

>>34795828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0

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Frank Zappa was a fucking genius. I can't find the album version of 'Oh No' on jewtube but I highly recommend listening to it and the song it transitions to on spotify. It's so smooth and funny that I can't help but bop my head

>>34795772
space weed

>>34795772
heroin, and sell
>>34795806
what the fuck is space weed

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>>34796168
It's like regular weed, but it turns you into a schizophrenic werewolf.

>>34795761
apustus means helper in finnish retard.
its a finnish meme

>>34795761
Apustus on yllilauta
Helper is adopted name for other chans

>>34796024
ylilauta is the home of all the best memes including spudro, helper, gondola and many others

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kys my dude no one likes you, you tripfag

wear the bear
wear the red

You can take /w/, right? Don't make me get worried here Marco.

Whenever they want. Just go for it, dude. You can do it, I believe in you!

At every point. If someone does not possess the right to die, how can he possibly possess the right to live?

Its never okay to end your life anon. We all get depressed. We all get shit on. Its temporary. Go outside.

>>>/tv/
asshopper

You have a great argument there m8.

my life wouldn't change a bit