How do you deal with the fact that you're going to be 30, 40 someday and you won't be attractive as you are right now?
>>36268011
>implying I was ever attractive
>>36268011
Anon, I don't think you'd want to post that girl's picture.
>tfw 5/10 at best
>no gf
>it's all downhill from here
Have you taken the gutpill, r9k?
The bacteria in your gut controls your whole life and psychology, bruh.
I have taken the gut pill. No more greasy food for the rest of my life.
do they sell actual gutpills on the market with badass gut bacteria in them?
or are the scatological fecal transplants still the only game in town
I'm a melecular/microbial biology major. Last year in bacteriology my professor told us that 50% of the mass of your poop is bacteria.
This is why you should eat some of it every time to re inoculate your intestines with good bacteria.
/SBAP/
Don't come into this thread bitching and moaning about shit that's "unfair" or "out of muh hands ;_;"
>Muh Stacy didn't like my text waaaa waaa
>My bad looks are the reason im shit :((((
You're probably just being too much of a fucking aspie.
/r9k/ is already filled with "plz feel sorry 4 me" threads. Newsflash: those threads aren't gonna help anyone.
ITT confess and own up to your mistakes and flaws, and take your daily step closer to not being a gigantic pussy.
>>36267944
I think the reason I was some sort of pussy my whole life is because I figured out that I could manipulate people with this behavior when I was a kid. The cure is (or at least was/is for my) to find a new approach for your problems, find out what your problems are, solve the ones you can solve, and learn to live with the ones you can't solve. Oh and also always stay calm, there is never a need to make a fuss about anything, just stay cool.
>>36268745
Oh man I used to start being fake sad whenever my family went to the beach because I didn't want go. My idiot ass didn't realize back then that MAYBE they just wanted to have fun and that the world isn't all about me. Later as a teenager, after I realized that my behaviour was dumb, I became a complete doormat for a while, until I finally grew a spine.
>>36269123
BAAAM! Fucking this! Thank you!
What factors determine penis size?
lose weight you probably have like an inch hiding under your fupa
>>36267909
how long it is, retard
>>36267909
Genetics from parents
Hey /r9k/
I have a systemic problem in my life.
i get intimidated too easily, its even gotten to the point where i have a friend that i hang with almost every day and i secretly dislike him. the problem is that he is so verbally agressive and dismissive of all my concerns.
when i tell him hes being rude he dismisses it (he studies philosophy anduses this to dismiss any emotional objections i have to his way of speaking to me) its become so bad that ive been agreeing with the things he said because he logic-forces me ito agreement. i dont know what to do. in every aspect of my life i get intimidated by a certain person, its almost like the intimidating people come find me and take advantage of me.
Please help me /r9k/ i long to live my life like a free man.
>>36267903
ghost him.
if he pushes, tell him how you feel and then do not respond. if you respond he'll only armtwist you into saying what he wants to hear.
you need to remove yourself from the situation
watch this
https://youtu.be/iDQ8DiP_Y_A
>>36268311
im really scared of doing it actually, he screamed and threw stuff around before
>Hey Femanon, show us that video game you're playing
>>36267856
Only the guy on the upper left is attractive to me honestly
Like they're all objectively attractive but like the front left looks like he's trying to be the third member of "property brothers" the bottom right looks like he's a bad country singer with a failed college baseball career, and the top right just seems annoying and like the kind of guy that will fuck a girl every night and pretend you're the only girl that matters.
>>36267906
and the videogame>?
>>36267856
bottom right is husbando tier
everybody else is gay
Fembot here. If you're messaging a guy (not too many friends or popular) about platonic things but you can kind of sense that he's into you is it worth pursuing? Side note: said guy comments things like "beautiful" and "11/10 hottie" on girls photos that don't even follow or reciprocate.
Am I going to end up getting hurt?
>>36267833
Sense in what way.
Are you some sort of mind reader.
Read my mind. What do I think you are being? If you need a clue it starts with an r.
I'm going to say one genuine thing to you. Don't do this stupid guess who bullshit. Make it clear what you want. Platonic? Be platonic. Dick? Ask for dick.
Don't play fucking 20 questions.
And being afraid of getting hurt is retarded too. Retard. You can stop posting now.
>>36267920
I guess I know
>>36267833
Fuck off. There is no such thing as fembots. Get the fuck out of my board you fucking roastie.
>tfw no 5'6" femboy gf(male)
Self bump
Lmao dobt die thread ajxjxnsnns
>tfw 5'4
>Tfw no from
>Tfw not gay
>Tfw op needs to head to /lgbt/
>>36267823
I just want a fucking sissyboy gf
In the last two months, I've:
>acquired the intense desire to begin consuming anything that my body produces
>begun to wash myself six or more times a day, while also no longer doing laundry or cleaning
>today, I saw a crow outside, and had the intense urge to try to grab it, rip its head off, and drink its blood
>I'll sometimes put my head against the wall and punch myself as hard as I can, just because it feels right
>I also appear to have lost the vast majority of my fear responses, such as completely losing my fear of spiders
It feels okay, honestly.
U r dum desu
You should buy an Xbox
>>36267768
okay that's pretty cool so what does your dickphlegm taste of?
I'll do it! I'm going to bully Anzu! :3
No no NO FUCK OFF LEAVE HER ALONE
Back the fuck off you nigger
>>36267756
Anzu was made for bullying
>mom opened the monthIy candydoIl delivery gift box
>tfw no ukrainian gf
>dad found the dragon dildo
This is it, boys.
>>36267726
>construction worker found the apocalypse prophecies
does it count as socializing to browse 4chan for 10 hours a day?
Or is only real life socializingz??
>>36267722
le bumpzorz oregano kekekfdf
>>36268425
bumpzorz keke haha fuck shit fuk
Only be social with a goal in mind. Mindless socializing without a purpose or end will always end with depression.
That's why rich kids end up doing shit tons of drugs, driving drunk and other dumb shit because they literally have nothing to talk about or to do.
The reason a lot of people revere jobs is because, again, without a job they have nothing, no goals or something to work towards.
the irony is that I clicked the wrong board but i saw your dumb thread and decided to reply.
Fatbot thread
Height/weight and weight loss plan if any
>>36267682
5'7
200
I was 230 halfway through last year so im going to keep doing what im doing
>averageamericanhospital.jpg
>>36267682
5"11
Was 345
Now 288
Keto diet. No sugar. Must have strong will or impossiburu-desu
Do women really have anal sex?
I always thought it was all camera tricks and special effects but as pictures and video definitions get better and better I have to start wondering if they are really putting penises in their assholes.
>>36267677
I have normie friends (or associates) and whenever I see them and they talk about the sex they're having I'm astonished at how may girls are giving up their asshole these days. I've done it twice, and it's overrated as fuck, but it seems like virtually every girl has become convinced it's a normal thing now. She may not do it regularly but you can be confident she's tried it at least once or twice.
>had a thicc gf with huge ass
>never got to take her anal virginity
>>36267677
I hope so. This is my only fetish.
>tfw the cringe memories are coming back
>>36267543
I also have flashbacks every other day.
>>36267543
i whip my forearm when i get the memories, i have a small whip on my desk so if i get anxious or whatever i just hit my forearm a bit. it helps a bit
>>36267543
god dammed Anon why did u have to remind me of the times I pissed in the sink :(((