Still no pizza gf... Someone give me an energy drink... I'm sick depresso expresso...
>tfw don't feel anything when cumming anymore but i keep jerking off to rape hentai
>MMMMMMMMMmmmmmoooooooooommm!!! Anon won't let me burn the neighbourhood cats anymore!!!
>don't enjoy playing vidya anymore
>can't find any good music
>hate wasting hours watching shit on youtube
>have no where to go anymore
>feel like I should be productive somehow
>doing nothing for 2 years fried my attention span
Fuck. What do I do robots?
leave this fucking board and do that productive thing you wish to do. staying here frying your brain and fucking up your attention span will do u no good. But I know you won't listen to me because of your bad habits
Godspeed anon, leave this board and the internet and do something productive.
But I don't know WHAT to do.
Please anon I want to get better. I'm sick of this stagnant lifestyle!
>have one of the really bad days
>dad comes into my room
>tell him that everything is meaningless to me
>almost break down crying
>hear him say "I don't know, maybe you have depression"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I'VE BEEN DEAD INSIDE FOR YEARS, TOLD YOU ABOUT IT MULTIPLE TIMES, YET YOU ALWAYS THINK I'M JUST BULLSHITTING.
A few days ago I was feeling worse than normal (watery eyes, pain in chest almost all day) and told him that I would like to go to therapy. Now I'm back to having no feelings at all and it's like therapy was never mentioned. There is no hope for me.
i was taking a walk and there was this like 4 teenagers, one of them said (not english) (haha pink crocker),because i was wearing pink crocks (they are my grandmas), and i just walked passed them.
what would u do if someone would tease you like that?
>i was wearing pink crocks (they are my grandmas)
You wear crocks. Pink ones. That belong to an elderly woman. Her 90-year-old feet fouling is what you wear. In public. And it's pink.
Lets exchange some school shooting tunes.
not school shooting music
What's with serial killers and fucked up childhoods?
Like, I can hardly find any that had a somewhat normal life growing up. Ted Bundy's one of the few that I would put in this category, but even then you'd have to stretch the criteria by a quite a bit. But holy crap, some of the shit these killers grew up with, the conditions they lived under, escapes words. And make them come off as more tragic figures than straight up villains.
And coming from someone who had to intern at a mental ward for a couple years, people with abysmal childhoods rarely go to these extremes. Even committing crimes in general isn't as common as you would think. At worst, they'll have a few arrests for minor offenses, and decide they're not worth the trouble. Other than that, the more realistic scenario is that they grow up to be emotionally stunted adults who have trouble developing close relationships with people (think /r9k/).
What does it feel like to have a girlfriend lads?
idk but I'm bumping this thread because that pepe is adorable
>Adviser told me i wasnt doing my share of the work for senior project
>Project partner is a bro and didnt say anything, he hasnt done much more than me though so maybe thats why.
>Professors are going to roast me after class today
should i just sneak out?
ITT: post comfy Haikus
Summer leaves dance
The creek whispers near by
ill post comfy pictures in the mean time :)
>tfw wheelie gf leaves you for some guy in a fucking mmo
>tfw no mom spaghetti
>call up insurance company to see what psychologists my plan covers
>gives me a list
>google every single one and none of them seem good
welp guess I'm just fucked
There are literally 74 million people in the top 1% of any category worldwide. This means if you're in the top 1% of some metric, say intelligence, it means there are 74 million others who are the same or smarter than you. Same with dick size, same with height, same with attractiveness, same with literally everything.
The idea that we can all achieve something that is meaningful and contributes to the human race is a fantasy. The people who actually make meaningful contributions are all in the top .0001%.
I'm definitely better than 99.9999% of people at making bad decisions.
Let's do some math here.
Dick size: 7.75'' (bigger than 99.97% of people)
Height: 5'9'' (taller than 45.9% of people)
Weight: 62kg (more in shape than at least 70% of people)
Education: A degree (better than 73% of people)
Combine all that factors
>100 - 100 * (100 - 99.97) * (100 - 45.9%) * (100 - 70) * (100 - 73) / (100^4)
I'm better than 99.99868537% of people by JUST factoring those.
There are around 740 million males my age in the world.
This means there is should be just shy of 10k people better than me.
In the entire world. Only 10 thousand. And i'm one of them.