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>exi Belle was so absolutely beautiful and pure looking that I kind of feel bad for her.

Then she open her mouth.

How do I know you're a shitskin

taco belle originally

Anyone still here? Guiz?

H3ll0

Dead thread.
Stupid posters.
Learn self control stupid.

>>39310245
It's obviously objectively correct. Why even ask?

>>39310245
It's the truth. I don't want a chick as a "friend". Only fags and hopeless people like being in the friend zone

>>39310245

Holy shet.

I think he should fork up the cash for an escort.

As for the original post, guys approach women for sex yes for dating. And when women drop the "boyfriend" card we can react in such a manner (walking away).

I don't know what to say. I personally don't approach any women at all which I guess is worse. Yeah I guess we don't want to sit/stand there and be a woman's friend if she's a stranger. It's true.

*thumb finger emoji*

>>39310170
Who is this sexy slut anon

>>39310219
This is a Trap, I can't remember the name

>>39310345
is this the brazilian trap from fit? i forgot his name too

>>39310123
They don't date me

Some are down to fuck (probably because I'm tall - the one thing I have going for me) but once they realize I'm weird as fuck they disappear.

Works equally well on girls of all looks levels. Any girl from the hottest girl willing to fuck me (staceyish but not really) to the fat purple haired feminist I picked up sees it the same way.

Apparently I look just good enough that I may be worth a shot for low to mid tier women but my personality grind that away

What happened to that other girl? She was fucking cute.

She was eating a giant corn dog

>>39310123
Because women in my league still want Chad. All women want Chad.

Stop making these "resistance" threads you fucking cuck. "Robots" get >>>/out/

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>pretend to care about the board's quality
>incessantly spam unoriginal content

>>39310058

Get back to getting BLACKED plebbitor scum

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Haha fuck that, what's the point of being a tryhard? There's no fucking prize at the end. Get drunk, smoke pot, and jack off. Nobody was born to pay bills and then die.

>>39309833
Actually I'm still at work, just phoneposting.

Nice dubs btw imaginary dad, miss you

>ywn go late-night job hunting with your Dad, listening to the Drive soundtrack and giving every manager in sight a firm handshake, afterwards getting tendies from Chick-fil-A

Have original fun with that

>>39309765
>Have original fun with that
please don't attempt to evade the filter
delete your post and try again

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you dont
disappointing your father is possibly the worst sin a son can commit

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Time for sleep. Night night, lads.

you faggots better be buying prawn cocktail crisps

>tfw bossman at the local corner shop only has prawn cocktail crisps stacked and not the other degenerate flavour its up against

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Quite a time to awaken, good morning.

>>39309586
>Never have been on a trip with friends
>Never had a GF
>Never went to a club/bar
>Never got drunk
>Never smoked
>Only did weed once to try it out, didn't like it
>Everyone I know is going to college, in healthy relationships, and go to the gym
>I sit here in my room, binge watching YouTube videos or playing vidya
>Don't even want to go to college, find a job, let alone have my own place
>Don't even want a GF

Yeah, belonging is a word I'm not familiar with.

Same here, just kill my shit up

I feel the same anon.
Turn 18 in 2 weeks still virgin and still depressed. Feels bad

>>39309147
Prison gay. Can't get a gf, so become the gf.

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>>39309147
I learned that boys can be cute too

I just assume it's a /tv/-style eternal raid to get the board deleted.

go through the horror of applying
>get job
>three years pass
>now hate job
>afraid to leave because it means I have to start applying agian

>>39309028
What job? What pay? Why not just get one of the million of work from home jobs available out on the internet?

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>tfw you'll never be able to spend anymore countless hours of your life masturbating to Chinese cartoon girls while also playing video games and eating chicken tendies

how about you show me those tiddies lol

>>39308974
be my khaleesi

open bob & show vagania

>>39308962
Holy shit, I've never seen anyone who was bhai - or at least interested in it - before.

hai

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>tfw no beehive gf

>>39308962
What does bhai mean?

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>>39308902
FLumpaboompa

>>39308902
what is omegle? you just randomly chat with people? is that all there is to it?

>>39308982
Yeah, you just chat with strangers, even though 90% of the users are Chads waving their thundercocks around.