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>cum
>close a bunch of porn tabs
>incognito mode so no history saved

>Playing video game with friends
>"got to go guys sorry"
>Turn off console and masturbate

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>took a piss
>meanwhile feeling horny so i decide to masturbate
>use cleaning gloves from the bathroom because i dont want the smell of piss on my hands
>even now my dick feels like its on fire

mfw that was yesterday

>>37679208

.....is the best time to put your face in her pussy.

>>37679208
Normies have sex so regularly that they actually made a movie about a guy not having it for an extended period of time, as if it's something that is absolutely abnormal.

I lucked out, my gf offers blow jobs when it's heavy flowin. But cramps and I'm left holding my dick.

I made it on that wall of shame two years ago. A friend sent me that pic yesterday said he found me on it.
Good to see the wall has doubled

>>37679207
Either hypergamy is a real bitch or /soc/ has become much more popular with virgins but I've seen virgin threads hit the bump limit fast recently. It is surprising how many of us there are out there

There are so many chads in the pic wtfff

Your house is gonna get destroyed by Chads. They'll probably fuck Stacey in your bed

>>37679015
Nah, it's like a 90% white area and most of the "Chads" are upper class preppy types who are fairly civilized, and half of them will be paid to keep things under control

Fucking will definitely be occurring however. Splooge clean up detail will be unfortunate.

Project x

1st for noone is awake

>amazon package doesn't arrive until Friday
>keep checking the delivery status anyway

>>37678928
I've been awake since 5am.

shit, had a weird dream but now can't remember it

Immediate bump, need answers

Everyone feels the need to rely on someone somehow. That is why anon

People are terrified of solitude now more than ever in such times when we don't even know ourselves.

>>37678532
>so-called "vagina"?
That's an actual vagina. Would insert benis.

>>37678532
not very attractive

>>37678532
ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT

I'd tonguepunch her pleasure nub, if you know what I mean.

>>37678522
me im depressed

>>37678522
I have a big dick and I'm still here

thats the most pathetic excuse, 99% of people you meet on a daily basis won't ever even see your cock.
Challenge me to willie wars faggot, I'll discipline your mouth.

>>37678496
I don't know why I assumed Buck Angel was the only ftm tranny in porn

>tfw no bonus hole bf

You literally cant make this shit up

Oregano

fucking looks like a barbie doll

Is she underage or just short?

>doll

nvm

>>37678710
Even if it was real
>huge fuggin titties
>underage
Come on anon

>>37678418
You just have a chafed ass you fucking mongoloid, try putting baby powder on your shit before you go to work, goddamn.

>>37678418
looks like chafing. put some baby powder up in there halfway through your shift.

>>37678418
Do you shower and clean your ass regularly

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long time gf 7recently broke up she left me for chad

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she moved to OC

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>>37678423
Sad to hear. I defiled your Lara.

>tfw never liked women
>suddenly traps are everywhere
>i like women with dicks now

i hate you for making me gay you faggot

>>37678327
>women are great for sex but are awful companions
>"""women""" are great for sex and make at least ok companions

>>37678327
>>37678362
I've come to the conclusion that neither will work
Because the female hormones cause them to eventually seek out more as one is never enough thus that's why traps like women are awful companions ridden with diseases and mental illnesses coupled with the fact like women traps have a timer an expiration date 35 and they've lost their cute 19 year old looks.
The best companion you can have is yourself
that may sound incredibly short sighted and narcissistic maybe even dangerous but it's true
You won't have to worry about yourself getting better or have a better time because you'll always be alone miserable but trust worthy enough to never exploit your secrets to others because only you know them it's the truth.

this pepe always makes me sad because he actually looks like he died

>>37678310
>is going bald at 19 pretty much the worst thing that could ever possibly happen to ANYBODY?
Your mother could die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

>>37678310
The worst thing that could happen to anybody is death.

>>37678402
This is the second such post I've seen on /r9k/ tonight, why do you do this to me ;_;

>>37678284
No, It means you have high autism

>>37678299
That is everyone on this board

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>>37678284
Chubby thread?

It's been too long since chubby thread.