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just do it anon, think about how cute you will be~

>>39610370
most people who try to be traps irl aren't cute though.

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there is truly no stopping the fags and trolls pretending to be fags from ruining this glorious board

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>>39610340
We waz kangz mofuggah! Moh bup dip doo!

>>39610340
But current migrants from Africa would never have been enslaved by whites! Slavery is bad, but shame on you OP for being stupid

>>39610340
No, fuck. There are too much africans. There should be more white girls in the world

>>39610316
You're in a consensual relationship and not fooling anybody

>>39610330
You can consent to being property in a relationship.

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>>39610343
>You can consent to being property in a relationship.
this

Looks like an ass sitting in a chair.
>the brick
????

>>39610309
the brown reminds me of a big nose or ear
the black reminds me of sunglasses
the yellow represents the temple of the sunglasses
fucking brick doesn't belong there

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>dude it's just squares lol xDDD

>>39610289
>wow lol so original so provocative
How much you gonna spam this shit today friendo? Everybody's already seen this bait

god hates me
that's why i'm in a manlet and a dicklet

>>39610289
The g-spot is actually closer to the entrance of the vagina..

I can make my gf cum with just my fingers.

always had this, and women in business attire - blazers, blouses, skirts etc.

working in an office building with lots of milfs has made it worse

>>39610307
It's more a 'teacher' top

>>39610273
Where do you find attractive blonde women like this

Everyone is an ugly fucking ginger in Tennessee

Look at me I'm posting even though you said no

Ohh no, the fearsome Black Knight.

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>>39610280
>such heresy
>such indecy
>such disordering

Do this again.
Ya mutt, and y'all see.

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Anon, why would you hate this beautiful creation of God?

>>39610385
>curly nigger hair
i see shes taken after her past lovers hairstyles

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>>39610385
Giv Tayfu

Nowadays, we don't need to do ANY of that. I don't have to care about my appearance AT ALL. The most obese, greasy-haired, unshowered, unshaven, reeking, filthy person can lay in bed for years. And all they have to do is click a mouse 6 or 7 times to see a real, live, naked woman willing to insert any object imaginable into any orifice and do it with a smile. And if that doesn't do it for me, there are 100,000,000 other genres of porn and live shows that will. All I have to do is move my index finger half a millimeter, and it's all there for me. For free. Anytime.

All this is to say we ALL feel lust. You have already given up porn, and I think that is a great step. (I don't think giving up masturbation is necessary, because I think that can be healthy in moderation, but I have personally seen porn addiction destroy marriages so I think giving THAT up is healthy).
So now, USE that lust. Use it like humans have used it for ages - as fuel to make yourself the kind of person that women want to be with. When you feel that desire for a woman, think about what it would take to be with someone like her. What changes will you have to make in yourself to attract the kind of woman you want to be with?

AND - don't forget to reverse this and see it from her point of view, too. Imagine a 280 pound burly, hairy, homosexual man who sees YOU and becomes absolutely inflamed with lust. He wants you. He imagines just bending you over whatever you're standing next to and pounding you right then and there, he wants you so bad. He doesn't care about your personality, your wants, your hopes and dreams, what you look for in a relationship, he doesn't even care if you're gay or straight - he just sees you and LUSTS and can't help it. Now you're in his memory spank bank forever, and you are just bent over every chair and bed frame and countertop imaginable, getting pounded hard by this huge dude, in his imagination, anytime. On the one hand, it's not hurting you to be so totally objectified - you wouldn't even know he's having those thoughts. On the other hand, I know some guys who would feel deeply uncomfortable at the idea of being lusted after by a man the way they lust after women. It doesn't feel great for women, either. I know you understand that, and I know you don't want to have these thoughts all the time. I say this in order to hopefully deepen your motivations for improving yourself.

Once you start having regular sex (by improving yourself, meeting someone, etc.) you'll feel a LOT better.

>women put in effort in this game
wanting a disgusting used up roastie anyway is retarded, the alternatives are much better now days.

Actual Sunlight, but it's more of a VN than a game.

>>39610151
The stanley parable is pretty depressing imo. No pretentious, teenage 'im depressed' stuff. Just pitch black humour on meaninglessness.
I dont know of any tv shows that do that. Maybe cause tv shows have to be normie approved to get on air but vidya is more independent.

>>39610151
Max Payne, whole series is pretty much one man trying to cope with depression. And slow-mo shooting.

This fucking song is somehow stuck with me. https://youtu.be/zEH_LSL4rVw

>>39610134
Theres no way that knife could cut straight through bone

>>39610134
Fun fact: No she would not be.

>>39610182
right between the bones in your hand there's soft flesh. It either went through that or just shattered the bone anyway

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Me again, the guy in adult high school with assburgers who talked to a shy girl. It was my first time interacting with a girl. Now that the dust has settled, I'm starting to feel pretty good. At first I was really anxious about the whole thing, it was probably about me stepping outside of my comfort zone.

Last night I had one of those dreams where I have a loving gf and everything is good, you all know those dreams. But this time I didn't wake up depressed, I woke up feeling pretty good because now that dream is pretty realistic. I have only talked to that girl once, and there was no indication of any romance or any stuff like that, but she was really nice and sweet and I'm sure relationship is a possibility.

Just thinking about the implications of having girlfriend makes me feel good and warm. I hope she likes me.

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>>39610529
Bretty good news anon! Just remember, hope for the best, but prepare for worst. Hope it'll work out!

roasties don't bother posting, your 25+ ezmode experiences are irrelevant and none of you know the first thing about loneliness.

>>39610087
wicked citay

does it have to be 80s or just the aesthetic in general?
if the second, key the metal idol

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>>39610129
90's anime is also okay if it's comfy.

>>39610014
Fuck her, she's probably messing up with you

>Summer 2014
>Some fucking Stacy keeps calling me because she got the wrong number and thinks I'm a coke dealer
>Keep telling her to fuck off but she keeps calling back

sick doggo, mane

gwahh stop i want this too and threads like these make me want it even more

>>39609891
Stop making this thread you faggot fucking piece of shit

>>39609891
>>tfw no bf to feminize me with tiddy skittles and make me their perfect girl
Dumb sissy anime boi.