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Ask someone who is currently in the waiting room to get my molluscum burned off my dick

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Hey.

I'm sorry about last night. I will admit I chimped out like a woman, ignored reasoning and even said some really bad things I didn't mean. I was just really tired, and upset about you taking my favorite posting persona away from me and namedropping with the knowledge of how much I hate to be namedropped. You know we're both relentless and won't back down from a challenge that is presented which puts us into an neverending loop of going back and forth. Let's stop all of this though, everlasting pointless drama isn't worth it for the both of us. Just listen to T and Me when we say: "Stop replying to me" or "giving me a form of attention". I don't mind small talk, but when it's possible drama or "evidence" that can be inferred or developed from it, then it's a problem. To be fair though, my actions aren't the only one to blame from all of this. I constantly asked and then told you to leave me alone and yet you keep coming back- Like a child fucking with a old senile man.

I hope we can have an agreement on this.

Love you know you.

I blame S, and only S

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I just don't get it.
I know women cannot be lonely unless they are hideous or very fat, and only go after Chad like every woman. But how do normies get gfs? do they find ugly girls that were lots of makeup and then the ugly girls think that their normie is a Chad or what?

But even then if women are fifty percent of the population and only 20% are single, does that mean that, that the single 20% for the most part are used as fuck dolls? Does that also mean that the 20% of men in a relationship share 80% of women?

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I just find something so interesting in watching and observing people. Whenever im in college, public transportation, gym or whatever, i always just observe people. Never on my phone, never listening to music, just observing.
Ofcourse i'm very low profile and stealthy when it comes to this because i know its a "weird" thing to do, but i enjoy it and i honestly have no twisted, degenerate motives.

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>guy joins my discord all of a sudden
>who the fuck is this guy
>beats around the bush and spergs out
>ban him
talk about weird autism you deal with.

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Birdy the Mighty

This anime takes place in Japan, but the Statue Of Liberty was edited into the background of some scenes for the English Dub.

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Do any of you guys fell sometimes like going on a killing spree?

I just feel this urge to strike back at society that is unwilling to accept me. To kill people that hurted me. Possibly by just mass shooting them, or more subtle ways. Like unabomber style.

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if i pull your Roastie.. will you die?

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>overconfident coworker slaps your back in front of everyone

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Is Dizzykitten the hottest twitch streamer?

Answer: yes

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"Feminism is not a dirty word. It does not mean you hate men, it does not mean you hate girls with a nice legs and a tan, and it does not mean you are a bitch or dyke, it means you believe in equality."
- Kate Nash

So this time I was really hoping we could talk about this YouTube vid I found from a friend. I think it's pretty pro-feminist but I'm wondering if any of the connotations are anti?

https://youtu.be/buKMOxNzYjY

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>mom's smoking pot
i feel so betrayed. why does this make me so angry?

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A lot of you losers are pretty smart. And many of you just want some good quality pussy. And who can blame you.

Many men who are done dreaming, and look at the real world, understand that women are incapable of love, so they aquire women through whatever means they can.

Since most likely no one here is sexually appealing, why don't you do what countless of intelligent men have done throughout the ages?

Score pussy with money, power, or fame through a skill (or fame through money and power through hard work) etc?

Ugly fat manlet here. I became a really good businessman and am living comfortably rich, I surround myself with gold diggers and bang them after a nice dinner and a ride on my sportscar, comes out to be way cheaper than a hooker too.

Trick is to let them see your monetary worth, then act as if you're romantically interested and possibly marrying them. But of course you know better than that.

Keep them around for as long as possible until they see that you're just using them, (they'll notice when you don't spend money on them). At that point they'll move on to rich beta #2 but who cares, you've been banging other 9/10's on the side.

Many of you here are dying due to being pussy deprived. So why not use your intelligence like countless autistic robots before you have done, to score that pussy?

>inb4 but she won't REALLY love me for me she'll always love Chad

Pro-tip, girls can't even love Chad's. They continuously cheat on Chad with Chad 2.0 when available. This is the nature of women. If Superman were real, I can assure you he'd get cheated on, at the very least she'd wonder if she could do better.

If you're saddened by your inability to be in love with a female, then you need to realize that having been born 6'4 with God like facial aesthetics and a 10 inch dick will only mean you can sleep with them easier. Not that they can love you. Because female nature does not allow them to love. This is a biological program called Male Expendability

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Okay what does this mean? A guy called me beautiful and fine, so does that mean he sees me as more of a pump and dump?

Do you think it matters when a guy uses cute/pretty vs beautiful vs sexy? Or all of them equal good looking?

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>r9k doesn't mind there being females on our board