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>>37805463
yeah vaginas are ugly. But so are penises.
However it seems the type of person you are looking for as a life partner is a trap.

>>37805506
so how would you meet one? grindr? seems kinda pointless to come out bi If I'm not attracted to normal men but I guess its necessary

>>37805630
I don't know I'm a robot. I don't know about hooking up

Jews natural selecting of weak citiziens

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>>37805395
Have a Gaddafi on me, anon. At least we can find solace that we will meet him in heaven.

>>37805422
Thanks.

originalio

>>37805359
I hear the comedown is shit, and the high is dysphoric. Apparently there are ways to extract it from the lavender/menthol cotton swabs.

>>37805513
>dysphoric
If you shake it in a bottle of coke for 5 minutes instead of eating it, it's damn euphoric.

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Same, it's great isn't it? Here she is smoking a fat one.

cont.
> We're kissing
> After a few secconds my smoked out brain reacts and I realize that I'm making out with her
> Heart is beating fast, trying to not forget about breathing
> I'm on the floor with her
> I'm undressing her and myself
> Oh my fucking god it's actually happening
> Got to eat her out
> In the end I didn't cum in her bc I was too tired to get a full hard on, but nevertheless I smashed that pussy for a good 20 min
> After it was over we went to laydown on a flattend roof-like area part of the house
> We're both butt naked laying with our legs wrapped around each other under a bunch of sheets smoking cigarrettes and dringing cold ones under the night sky
> We talked about each other, about my friend and his gf and enjoyed the evening
> Almost fell asleep with her on the roof until my friend showed up at like 1am
> Next day was peaceful
> just chilling around the house smoking joints and playing board games
> As the evening aproached we we're getting ready to leave, but my friend wanted to pick up something at his grandmas house 30 min away
so we were left alone for about an hour
> Layed on the living room coach with her, cuddling, kissing and caressing each other
> Even driving back home we kissed and sat with arms wrapped in the back of the car
> She's 20yo 5'2 and she looks like a fucking loli
> I still think she's pretty cool doe
> Asked her if she want's to hang out in the future and she said sure.

I'm a normie or atleast a failed one by r9k's standards and idc... I hate this board, it's fucking cancer. Living in a society with this much value placed on sex alredy sucks ass,
but r9k just brings a whole new layer of darkness and depression.I'm sharing this story bc I just want to give some friendly advice.
I don't care if you're ugly or antisocial or a sperg. If you haven't lost your vcard and somehow find yourself with an opportunity or if it finds you, don't fucking throw it away
I could of easily decided to not go to my friends birthday and be a lazy shit that day or form some fucked up ideals that no sane person would have in order to excuse myself from going out of my comfort zone
I hate the fact that browsing r9k made me hate myself even more because of stupid fucking sex and vcards. I'm never coming back here so take care and bye.

>>37805247
>could of easily decided

opinion discarded sorry

you get to kill the reanimated bodies of all the normies that were mean to you

>>37805162
all that stands, if you're a fucking pussy.
I would like nothing better than to have a chance to prove my worth and be tested by having to survive in such an environment. Every day life is so mindnumbing and boring nowadays and everything is so fucking easy.
Sure I enjoy parts of it, but I wouldn't complain about an apocalypse but my gf has to survive, otherwise ill fucking kms

>>37805192
It's not the same. They're not the same people who hurt you. They're just animalistic shells of what they used to be, only capable of feeling immediate emotions like hunger and pain, and only capable of expressing themselves via a series of unintelligible grunts and moans.
Killing them just isn't the same.

i did the put my head down to feign tiredness but was actually teary eyed technique

>two months before hs graduation
>so far I've gone through school without any bullies
>the two chads that sit on the other end of my "pod" (a group of desks pushed together) decide to start fucking with me
>one of them pulls out a bottle and starts spilling water all over my notes
>try joking along with them, try asking nicely for them to stop, pretty much everything
>realize that I'm going to have to actually stand up for myself
>I've never truly done anything like this before, so I'm kind of nervous (I'm average height and overweight, and the two chads had chad-bodies)
>Come in one day and wait
>Give him a warning
>He laughs and does it anyway
>Literally just stand up and walk over to him in a sort-of intimidating way and get in his face a little bit
>He immedietely backs down
>He never once bothers me for the rest of the year
>fellow betas congratulate me after class since apparently that one Chad had a history of being a jackass to them
>use the masculine aura I got to try and be more confident and dominant during the last months of school
>tfw no one messes with me
>tfw girls start looking down when I make eye contact with them
>tfw stuck-up Staceys start respecting me and treating me like their Chads
>tfw mutually flirt with a couple 7/10 qts

I would recommend

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Robot turned normie
Nishi was a true robot

>>37804989
>File name
kek, okay you win.

japan society is different . none of them are a robot. only hikikimori are true robots.

>>37804829
/r9k/ is a really bad board to have as home board

i was on it when i was more depressed, thankfully the weather got gud again and i'm shooting more and riding my bike and back to marginally better boards

I go to /r9k/ only to feel better about myself now

>>37804829
I started browsing in 2011, my senior year. Used to only browse /b/, now b is shit. Well shittier...
It's okay Op, we're all gonna be here forever. I'm trying to use discord more though

>>37804945
>2011 reddit embryo thinks he can tell me anything
>>37804890
I know bro, I used to be way more depressed when /r9k/ became my home board but even though shit's looking up now, I can't escape this board toxic culture.

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>>37804818

>for the rest of high school I was known as that "Chicken Drug Guy"
>I realize I'm acting like a fucking retard at this point and consider my options

Your only option is an hero. underaged_fag.cpp

>>37804818
>uh oh it's chicken time
Im in tears OP, im just imagining the scene where you've just dropped the spaghetti and everyone is staring at you when you say that before running away

>>37804818
Oh dude. This is pretty good, you win