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>tfw get off to women showing off their peeing abilities (being able to pee hard, far, having a big bladder)
>barely seen a hand few of people who feel the same way even in the most degenerate and autistic places I can find

I also like watching women pee in general

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:50:10 Post No.35298337
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:50:10 Post No. 35298337 [Report] [View this topic]

>got a minimum wage job
>dad wants me to pay half of everything in the house
>he is a rich lawyer
>he even used to pay everything for me when i didnt had a job

Makes no sense. I need to save money you fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:51:59 Post No.35298358
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:51:59 Post No.35298358 [Report]

I mean when i was unemployed he used to give me a monthly allowance that was even more money than what i earn now. I should had remained neet or something

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:53:28 Post No.35298377
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>>35298337
he is teaching you about life, you gay fuck

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:55:37 Post No.35298406
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>>35298377
I know, is just that the lesson went from kindergarden spoiled kid to depressed wageslave who cant save a penny.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:48:27 Post No. 35298312 [Report] [View this topic]

guys am I just turning paranoid crazy?
>go on omegle tonight on text chat
>dont use any tags because i felt like talking with normies
>I swear this guy was tracking me and copying things i said in previous convos
>copies my name and location and acts like me
I did drink a bit, but I swear, this guy is either trolling me hard or tracking me or both.
inb4 >using omegle in 2017

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:52:41 Post No.35298365
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>>35298312
Why don't you just use it to jerk off like a normal person

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:47:12 Post No.35299319
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i just went on and met a qt and she made fun of my hand

now the captcha banned me and i cant go on again for the next 24 hours

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:47:31 Post No. 35298293 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the most embarrassing thing that you have gone through? Greentext that shit, I'll start.
>Be me, 16 year old in high school
>Have presentation in science class, need to mirror my computer up to the tv
>Didn't sleep at all the other night, too busy playing vidya and procrastinating homework
>Mirrored phone on accident instead of computer
>Images of nude woman on back round
>Everyone stares and the teacher has the angriest look on his face
>Leave school and drive home
>Begin homeschooling the next week
Thank god I had supportive parents

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:50:33 Post No.35298343
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>>35298293
How the fuck does that happen? I mean seriously, what the fuck.

Fake and gay

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:53:36 Post No.35298379
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>>35298343
I swear to fucking god i'm not lying, I wish I was, I still get physical reactions thinking about it, lost all my friends because of it.

Anonymous
AMA Low IQ Cyborg 2017-03-05 05:47:16 Post No.35298291
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AMA Low IQ Cyborg Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:47:16 Post No. 35298291 [Report] [View this topic]

Ask someone who doesn't know order of the 12 months, the order of the solar system, can't divide on paper, doesn't have timestables memorized, hasn't read a real book in years, anything.

I have a semi active social life. Questions about how to fit in with normies welcome.

Will dump porn while I'm here.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:49:06 Post No.35298321
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>>35298291
imageoriginal01

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>>35298321
imageoriginal02!

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>>35298333
imageoriginal03

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2017-03-05 05:45:58 Post No.35298276
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:45:58 Post No. 35298276 [Report] [View this topic]

>About to meet cousin for the first time
>We're going to a bar
>Never been to a bar but don't want to seem like an autist
What should I expect?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:49:34 Post No.35298329
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:49:34 Post No.35298329 [Report]

Order a White Russian

The sooner you drink, the better. Your social autism decreases slightly and you're able to talk more without much of a filter. Enjoy yourself.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:50:55 Post No.35298348
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>>35298276
Just don't order more than they can afford, if they're buying.
Once you're liquored up though everything goes smoother.

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>>35298329
>>35298348
What should I talk about? I don't have a life and I never did, so will pop culture go over well enough to keep everything going?

I'm asking more along the lines of "How do I conduct myself?"

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2017-03-05 05:45:42 Post No.35298271
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:45:42 Post No. 35298271 [Report] [View this topic]

anyone here make music or anything? does this sound bad please tell me if it does id really appreciate it. and please share anything youve made id love to hear it

https://clyp.it/nbxcyj1h

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:59:22 Post No.35298474
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Thats some pretty nice stuff my man digging the vibe.

>https://clyp.it/kcoryuph
>https://clyp.it/ab1pdzoh

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:02:42 Post No.35298527
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>>35298271
It sounds like music, it still has a way to go but I'm not bragging mine isn't any better.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zDeWKyE7uJ

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>>35298527
>>35298271
>>35298474
Pretty dope honestly. You all should do more.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:42:23 Post No. 35298219 [Report] [View this topic]

How to date a thot gf?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:43:09 Post No.35298234
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do you get it yet? it's not "just get a gf" as in any gf.

the game is "get a gf i like"

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>>35298219
Why am I addicted to thots? Can't jackoff unless the girl is a certified white twerking thot

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>>35298219
Yep but if she did anything shady while we're dating i'd fuck her and leave. I could care less about her past if she's hot enough.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:42:09 Post No. 35298213 [Report] [View this topic]

>post the 3 most recent dreams that you can remember

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can't remember 3 but my dream last night
>somehow i knew elliot rodger before he went full autismo and died
>we were out hiking in the mountains
>talking about our lack of gf and other feels
>this happens for a while and then dream ends
is my subconscious trying to tell me something?
i don't even care about elliot rodger that much
why the fuck am i dreaming about that faggot and not my waifu who i think about all the time fuck

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>>35298213
>Had a nightmare in the dream, woke up still in the dream and Styxhexenhammer666 was there and my best friend and comforted me before giving me a magic wizard charm to ward off bad dreams and putting me back to bed
>Some kind of nightmare about being in school
>Nightmare about my mom and dog dying

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:56:00 Post No.35298415
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>dreamt i was having sex with lailah from tales of zestiria
>dreamt it was zombie apocalypse and i was searching for my oneitis (I never found her)
>probably another oneitis dream like one where I went into her house and it was massive and full of wood furniture

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:41:26 Post No. 35298205 [Report] [View this topic]

Do 20 leg raises!

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:42:55 Post No.35298228
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>>35298205
How do I do that? Why should I do that?

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:43:23 Post No.35298241
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:43:23 Post No.35298241 [Report]

No

I'm busy stoking my fireplace and cutting

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wtf is a leg raise

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:40:40 Post No. 35298195 [Report] [View this topic]

How does it feel to know that 20% of women will be more valued than 80% of all men?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:35:28 Post No.35299128
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:35:28 Post No.35299128 [Report]

Just fine. I'm a male in 2017 and still have more opportunity than the average vagina bearer.
Despite being kinda ugly and awkward enough to end up here.

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>>35299128
Who let this whiteknight faggot in?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:38:02 Post No.35299158 [Report]

Not any worse than the fact that 100% of women will be more valued than 80% of men.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:35:18 Post No. 35298103 [Report] [View this topic]

>Last night
>Lose my virginity to an ugly whore on Tinder
>Say under my breath while getting close to orgasm "HMmmmm you little fucking whore.."
>She starts crying and stops before I cum
>Grabs her shit and just leaves
>blocked my number

Fuck

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:40:11 Post No.35298185
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please respnd

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:50:33 Post No.35298342
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:50:33 Post No.35298342 [Report]

why didnt u stay home

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:55:09 Post No.35298396
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>>35298342
i was at home, my man

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