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who else looks into the mirror and only sees literally in the very literal sense, only a jumble of insanity? like a pile of insanity. shifting shapes, static, meaningless features morphing into entirely different infinitely vague features of character endlessly.
i'm a very normal person otherwise.
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>>38091447
>>38091447
There's actually a name for this disorder. I forget what it's called but it's pretty common, no one really mentions it though because it just makes it harder to immediately recognize people by their face.
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You see all that shit and yet you can still type out a coherent sentence?
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>look in the mirror
>see an ugly faggot
phew
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May I, if you would permit brother, enquire on the availability of the oats you now consume?
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>>38091421
No brother, these are my oats, they are for my consumption.
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>ITT: Dead Memes
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>>38091421
fuck off original negro
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How good/bad is your life /r9k/?
>live alone in a rented room at 23
>got senior position in a big audit/accounting firm
>friendless robot
>shit salary because third worldler
>can't stop drinking or using drugs
>been in a psych ward once for drug-induced psychosis
>went to rehab 30 days
>back to using again after 2 months sober
>still can't stop
>doomed to die of an OD alone locked up in a room
Only reason I'm not mad drunk right now is because I got a flu that has persisted for weeks because I keep using while having a flu.
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>>38091411
i went to rehab and i've been clean for over 3 years now and i'm telling you things are as miserable clean as they are using
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>>38091463
I've almost ODed lots of times, got to the point of accepting my imminent death but I woke up the next day in agonizing physical pain.
> i've been clean for over 3 years
How do you do it, do you go to meetings? I know things are as miserable clean, that's obvious, what frightens me is that things will suck more once I'm back to using at the same rythm as before.
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>>38091546
stopped going to meetings years ago. just have one close friend who's also clean.
it's just too much effort to use and it stopped feeling good or being enjoyable. i'm not into the hustle that that life entails. way too much work. i still get self destructive urges from time to time but they always pass.
not sure what drug you're doing, but if it's IV heroin then statistically you don't have long before the final shot. 7 people i knew over the last 2 years are dead from it. there'd be more if i still had anyone to lose.
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My gf just told me she used to suck the dick of a "friend with benefits" in public parks. Should I be worried or is this typical female behaviour?
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>>38091347
it's typical female behavior but that doesn't excuse it
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>>38091347
Women do engage in oral sex, yes. Not so much in public parks though.
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>>38091347
>my gf
Get out reddit.
Who else here doesn't really think in either of these two ways but more like image-less and wordless understanding and concepts instead?
Like an instant knowing and awareness without it needing to be verbalized or imagined visually in your head.
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>>38091326
Wow, you sound like you have a very unique way of viewing and thinking about the world. It's no wonder you don't fit in anywhere and have no friends!
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I wish you would have visualized this thread before you made it
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>>38091326
That's the unconscious mind OP. It's there to do things so you don't have to.
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I want to start hormones so badly. I want to be a girl.
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>>38091162
spot the failed man, hahahahahahahaha
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>>38091162
Don't, it's just a meme to be a trap.
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Hormones won't make you a girl. Nothing will make you a girl. At all. Ever. Accept that you're a boy already and just make female characters in video games or something.
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Sometimes I pretend that things in my house are alive toy story style like my blanket is alive and can think and when I cover myself with it the blanket feels just as cozy as I do
Or maybe my clothes really like being clean and ironed and stored neatly or my knives really like being sharpened and cutting stuff
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I count to myself like all the time.
Depending on the task, I use either 24 seconds (small tasks) or 84 seconds (longer tasks)
I wish I could stop
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when I get something in my eye I will close my other eye for a few minutes to make sure I'm not going blind in the irritated eye
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>>38091157
>like my blanket is alive
>tfw no blanket gf
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High School Relationship Story Thread
>17
>Your crush for five months gets a bf
>Confess feelings and shit
>1.5 months later, and after 2 random make out hook ups with dumbass exchange student
>still hurts
>study block
>notice hot friend (1 year younger) you've known since childhood
>Start not giving a fuck and hitting her up and sitting beside her
>Ask to Christmas dance through fb messenger (lol)
>Says yes (lol)
>Dating begins
>Go out to breakfast
>Success
>hitting it up through text
>kill it at the dance
>slow dance champion
>ask her to do shit during Christmas break
>Says yes
>bowling alley
>movie at her place
>leave her place giving me sum dick wanting eyes
>walk around later that night
>kiss
>twice
>texting slows down after that
>starts not wanting to talk at school
>This isn't working out, is it?
>All good, don't really care
>6 months later still not over it
>Only dated for a month
lol wtf?
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>Your crush for five months gets a bf
What the fuck would you know about my crush, faggot? Probably nothing because my crush wasn't a fat old man like your was, cake boy.
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apologies, nigga
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>High School Relationship Story Thread
Thanks for reminding me im a fucking loser that has never had actual social interaction with people of the opposite sex
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Are there any actual consequences of suicide?
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>"free" land
>can't live on it
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>not dying instantly
>shooting yourself and becoming a vegetable
>hearing the gun go off insteadbof it being instant
>emts saving you from dyibg just to live a shitty life with diapers and half a head and possibly blind
thats whats stopping a most people
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>>38091142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
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> be me
> be 18 year old ugly loser with shit job
> only source of goodness from job is female friend from high school
> get close to her throughout the year but know she'll never date me due to being ugly and a sperg
> one day hanging out with her at my house and we end up having sex
> have sex again and make out another time
> wants to keep things on the down low
> a few days later chilling with friend
> get drunk and tell him and he tells her best friend
> she hates me now
> check Facebook and find out she is already in a new relationship
Why does everything I do in my life fucking explode in my face? It seems like every time I leave my room I Fuck something up and end up getting hurt. I know this sounds like a normie problem but you guys are some of my only friends and I have no one else. Do any of you other anons know this feel?
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YOI ARE A FUCKING NORMIE AND DON'T BELONG HERE YOU FUCKING SCREWHEAD.
IF YOU'VE MANAGED TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN ONCE, THEN IT SHOULD BE EASY ENOUGH FOR YOU TO DO IT AGAIN. GO FIND ANOTHER WOMAN TO FUCK AND STOP CRYING YOU FUCKING NORMIE RETARD.
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>ugly
>had sex multiple times with a girl
>ugly
gtfo normie shit.
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>>38091088
This is the most normie story ever
>had sex, at 18 too!
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What do you think of Dolezal anons?
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one of those instances of tumblr seeping into real life.
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>>38091087
If transgender people are acceted into society there's no reason that Dolezal shouldn't be.
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>>38091087
If she passed the entire time and people believed she was black, then she lived as a black person and was treated as one, so whats the problem?
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Any asexuals here wanna chat or something and share experiences? Could use some more ace buddies.
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Yeah.But only if you're a girl.
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I know its a srupidtupid question but What do you mean by asexual?
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>>38091346
>I know its a srupidtupid question but What do you mean by asexual?
Another word for autistic
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>be 8.5/10 chad
>girls still won't give me the time of day
JUST
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>>38091067
I think is this the first thread that I actually agree with the rating.
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>>38091067
>has caterpillars for eyebrows
>8.5/10
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i'd rate you a solid 6 opie, your face is fat and your facial expression reminds me of my 7 year old cousin
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I finally got the chance to lose my virginity with a roastie (pic related) but my dick didn't get hard for shit!!! What the fuck is going on with me? I had her delicious ass all over my face but I couldn't get hard for shit, WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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>>38091014
She looks 16 anon.
Maybe you need superior experienced woman meme. You are a meme
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nigg a u gay
u a gay BOY
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that chick is actually disgusting dude
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How do i get an asian gf?
I want to stop being a robot and get a gf
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People aren't romantic anymore, they just spew memes at eachother and call it a relationship.
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go to some kind of asian place start flirting with girls.
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how do you even get a girlfriend period?
how do you pretend to be interested in her long enough to get her in bed?
all my hobbies are weird and third party, i usually run out of things to ask a girl about 10 minutes in