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>Don't want to waste the best years of my life working just so I can get up the next day and go to work

"What was that, son? I don't think I heard you correctly."

Same here, only problem is that I already work. I just wanna live on a pagan farm all comfy and shit

Howbout semiunironically moving into a farm community that dont use money. Ya know there are sorts of strange communities. Some pure hippie others a bit less.

>>38146427
Name of girl?

>dating caolurners

>>38146427
As a white man it's my duty to provide you with financial security and affection while Jamal and friends provide you with sexual satisfaction.

l'd puke.

>>38146417
>OKCupid
>where 6/10 males go to meet 2/10 females and become their beta providers

>>38146417
It's the internet, son. What did you expect?

>>38146499
>>38146484
I was gullible and too optimistic. But atleast it got me to see what it means to do "online dating". I saw my fill of extreme feminists, obese """""thicc""""" girls, crossdressers and the works. I'm happy I did it because now I lost any interest in looking for an online relationship and if someone writes to me now, all I can see are those faces that barely fit in the entire frame of the photo.

>>38146414
It was kind of okay at first (no father, violent neighbourhood though).
I was doing ok at school.

But when my sister killed herself when I was 14 it was over for me.
I could have make it for a moment

>>38146956
>>38146956
>But when my sister killed herself when I was 14 it was over for me.
>I could have make it for a moment
Sorry to hear that
Did you get depressed?

I got depressed during high school but had some period I did relatively fine, I even went out a lot with a bunch of friends, went on vacation with two of em, but then I got my first schizophrenic episode and all collapsed

I changed my diet which helped me a lot and I feel much better nowadays but I see no future for myself

>>38147084
Yes, I felt depressed but I didn't know what was depression at the time. In fact I felt shameful, I didn't wanted all the attention the suicide of my sister brought. I changed school in an attempt to get away from that, but I could never keep up with school again.
Today I'm 27 and I just failed my second college year (eurofag, at least it's free).
I have 0 will. Most of the time I'm reflecting on the past. I live in the past and in my childhood.
I don't think I will go anywhere in life.
Also sorry for you bros
It kind of wasn't our fault after all.

What made you depressed?
What are your plans for the immediate future?

the hamsterdance

>>38146410
it's not a heil hitler if you're not looking at your hand.

>>38146410
Peping

>>38146378
>be alcoholic
>don't even hair of the dog
bruh

Fuck bro I kinda know that feel.
At least I've been trying to be more positive about my drinking. Yesterday I exercised while I was drinking. Now I'm not only hung over but also sore from the workout.
I ended up crying alone in a park but I guess that's life.

>>38146408
well you can't do it with wine....I can pretty much only do it with beer since I really love beer....but I'm broke af and can only afford cheap wine right now...

>>38146335
You're just lazy and looking for excuses
>tfw decide to start hating on half the world's population do you don't have to lose weight

>>38146335
don't fall for the "get attractive, get girls"-meme
I did that, but I'm still an antisocial asshole
at least i get roasties on tinder now

>>38146335
You got it somewhat right. Become a good male specimen for your own sake rather than for women. After that, women will come naturally when they sense your worth as a strong, independent man.

As for red pilling yourself with women, don't go too far with it. Its easy to indulge in /women hate/ threads and turn yourself off completely, but remember that today's women are merely a symptom of a sick world. Somewhat good women can be found. Or, at least, they can be moulded. Just as a feminist will drop her convictions in an instant to get a dicking from a mysoginistic chad, a half-way decent woman will take on the convictions of her man so long as he is strong. Perhaps make a start by looking for christian women, regardless of your own beliefs.

tl:dr:
sort yourself out and become a strong, good looking man, for your own sake.

>>38146309
Metal girls are whores
I don't regret

>>38146339
>Metal girls are whores
Not all of them. Why do robots always make sweeping generalisations? Every metal girl I fucked was a good, loyal girl.

>>38146339
No not American metal roasties, perfect azn qt's who listen to the one true music.

>>38146278
Looks like she just wants you around as an orbiter/provider.

Cut your losses and keep your dignity by dumping her.

>>38146293
i want to lose my virginity to a virgin. im scared i wont find another

>>38146310
How do you even know she's a virgin? Do you perform hymen checks on her or something?

It feels very good, and you're probably missing quite a bit of that sensitivity, but there's no reason to dwell on it. If you're that pissed tell your parents what a horrible fucking decision they made.

Maybe Foregen will come through and allow men to get back what was taken from them.

A lot of people don't know this, but the foreskin has a much more specialized pattern of innervation than the glans. In sensory terms, the glans is vastly lacking compared to the foreskin, particularly the foreskin's ridged band. Almost of the nerve endings in the glans are unspecialized, irritation-sensitive nerve endings, whereas the ridged band is rich in specialized sensory end organs that can detect pleasant stimuli like light touch and gentle stretch. The glans has very low fine touch sensitivity, and isn't even meant to be stretched in the first place, so there are entire dimensions of sensual pleasure that you can't experience if you don't have your foreskin.

This aspect of physiology seems unique to man. Other animals studied don't have this extreme development of sensory capability in their foreskins, which totally blows out the "foreskin is vestigial" claim--in fact, the human foreskin is the most advanced of any foreskin studied.

It's really a travesty that this is forced onto children without their consent.

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>>38146281
that won't work, they dont care.
i want foreskin p bad desu

>>38146254
No, everything people do is escapism, including normie jobs and activities.

It really depends on your perspective. Some forms of escapism are just more socially acceptable than others.

>>38146306
no no no, I'm not talking about That kind of escapism, I'm talking about going to work then come back home and lock yourself in your room covering yourself with a blanket and watching annie may/playing games. I find that lifestyle extremely comfy but of course it'll fill the void for some time

Well guys tell me that I'm so lucky a woman doesn't nag me, that I have autonomy, that I can do whatever I want, but I think they are just trying to make me feel better.

Why did you want a gf in the first place
Why are you still with her
How were you able to get her

As a general rule of thumb, if you feel like you need it, it's probably meaningless.

This applies to women most of all. Realize that there is no one for you on this planet, no one is capable to offering you true affection and companionship.

What neonazi shithole are you from?
Please dont tell murica.
19f/25m is completely normal here

I choose the second from the left

If you're not spending time with them SOLELY because of their age, it shouldn't matter. But I've known far too many people who were pretty judgmental about that stuff.

because 80% of people are incapable of basic logic, bump that figure up to 95% for roasties

Because women are hypocritical brainlets

>>38146153
ive never heard of anyone outside of movies using being a virgin as insult

If you're the one who hid it you know where it is so what's the point unless you had your mommy hid it

>>38146140
I'm storing it like a squirrel.

I used to do that when I was morbidly obese.

Now I have my own place so there's no point!