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BDD/ bulimic fembot here. Can some male anons get on vocaroo and call me fat and ugly and shit. Mostly ugly would help me a lot. Meanspo means a lot more when its heard.
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Bump. Please help me, you guys.
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thinspo? thinspo.

grimes
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>>34974672

No! Meanspo! I said meanspo!

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>tfw you forget people are human
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>>34974565
>he actually think people are human
boy, are you delusional with your philanthropy
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>>34974565
I understand this feel. Everyone around seems fake, like they are just an extension of my existence and nothing else. I have a hard time viewing them as individuals. For all I know they could just be a part of my simulation
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>>34974722
I know your feel anon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

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While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroIl, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it. What do you do?
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>>34974555
Man skyrim was such a good game I miss it.
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Create my own damn class
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>>34974555

i give him the sweetroll

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Holy fuck.

I just bought a house.

I'm a fucking big adult man now.

What the fuck.

Thank you /r9k/ for giving me the motivation to never be a sack of shit like the rest of you and actually give a damn.
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Being a man isn't buying a house. Being a man is accepting that you made a shitty decision in location when buying your house and now you're stuck living there for the rest of your fucking life until you make enough money to move again.

It is back up in another twenty years, keep that man shit to yourself until then
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congrats op on your big man house.
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>>34974703
okay parks and rec guy
>>34974730
tyvm bb

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>It's another anon becomes hopeful and optimistic about life again episode
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>its you sit doing nothing and out of nowhere you get optimistic for 5 seconds and smile and then wonder what happend
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>>34974608
A really good instrumental song does that for me.
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>it's a anon becomes financially motivated, visits /biz/, tries to learn how to make money quickly, and realizes he will die a poor man

really makes you think

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ITT: Normie feels

>wear hoodie
>give to gf
>she wears it for my scent
>after it's gone i wear for her scent
>repeat
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>just be myself
>everyone gets mad
>don't give a fuck
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>>34974422
lmao waht the fuckk you both are creeps

watch Perfume the movie you sick fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zutiIw_2e2g
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>>34974422
That's honestly kind of gross when you think about it, OP.

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Hey Drumpfcucks, that wall isn't being built, and we are staying, so deal with it
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>>34974419
at least u have a sense of humor about it instead of shouting hillbilly
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>>34974419
Oh, aren't you precious. You haven't figured out yet that whatever illegals stay are going to go into internment camps when we go to war, have you? One step at a time, you know? Once we cornhole Iran we're going to "help" Mexico under the pretense of getting rid of the cartels to distract the people while Trump consolidates his power.
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they blame all the shit on mexico but buy the drugs.

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I want to learn to kill, but I don't want to die for Israel. I want to work for a PMC, any anons with experience? Where would I start?
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PMC? yeah right, you'd die on the first mission.
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Play metal gear rising
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Are you that delusional? Not way a robot could become a merc. Quit being influenced by media.

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>My autistic co-worker had with over 6 girls and he's only 19.

He's literally autistic too and a bit overweight, I'm going to kill myself at this rate.
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meant to say he had SEX
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>>34974299
he could be lying
totally not orignal
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Who cares?

Post your face, we will decide if you ever have sex

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>tfw about to order pizza for the second day in a row

guys im nervous as fuck what if they delivery guy is the same??

will he think im a freak ?
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The delivery guy doesn't give a shit, as long as he gets paid. Enjoy your pizza anon, life doesn't offer many comforts, so you might as well take advantage of the ones you find
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What you need to do is slowly but surely convince the delivery guy that you have absolutely no life. Answer the door the same clothes, appear slightly more to shovel each time, and make sure that he knows that you're hella hungry when you get that pie
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The pizza guy doesnt give a fucking shit about you and neither does 99.99% of people on the face of this earth

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any gay robots want to orbit me?
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hi anon

oreganoigol
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>>34974134
Your ugly ass?
I'd rather worship your dad's fungal infected cock than spend even one minute orbiting you, faggot.
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>>34974181
>hi anon
heyyy :)

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who else here /reverse autism/

It's just as bad

>have 99th percentile social awareness
>painfully aware of every little detail of every social interaction
>overanalyzing as fuck
>realize that nobody I talk to actually gives a shit about me
>effectively broken socially even though I can read people like a book
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Comic thread? Post more like this
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>>34973991
Tell me more op. I really relate to this a lot
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>>34974222
Sure, I've got some good ones.

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ITT share your most disturbing and confronting images, stories, dreams, fantasies
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I had a dream last night where I was in a car with 3 other people. Someone pulls a gun and suddenly we all bust out of the car. Then I remember examining the dead bodies on the ground. One guys skull burst open and his brains were splattered it was pretty sick. Then he came back to life
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>>34973981
I feel that there is something there

I don't know but it feels very odd

The world is all bending and breaking from me
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>>34973981
most Junji comics aren't really that disturbing, OP.

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>Liberals want equality
>no Equality for Kissless Virgins
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Equality has nothing to do with your poor life choices, anon.
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>liberals want basic needs provided for them
>still say you're not entitled to sex
If your socialism doesn't involve socialized sex for everyone, then it's not worthy of consideration.
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>>34973934

This exact phrase also dispells the myth of the gender paygap, yet libruls want equity there.

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Kek what is yor credit score?
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the apr I get on shit is like 28%
if I lease a car for 9k it ends up being 27k after 6 years
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My credit score's 710, i'm surprised honestly
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>>34973854
Jesus, I didn't know they went that low. What did you do?

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