Cheeky Wank and Poo La Edition
>>36001954
Nice edit, lad. Top job
What you going to name your future daughter lads? I'm thinking Isabella
>>36001954
Nice image OP, I see creme egg anon got in there too
Is this what the majority of /R9K/ fembots are like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8KYpr-0F7s
>>36001914
A gentleman wouldn't curse at a woman (or a man) regardless.
>>36001914
who doxx'd her, /b/?
>>36002002
yes i believe /b/ did
>there is literally nothing you can do about being short with a small penis but people will still blame you for both
>>36001824
Thanks for reminding me I will never have a girl deepthroat me.
>tfw short with a big dick
I would rather be average height with average dick. But not tall with a small dick lol
Bonus round
>there is a huge, socially accepted movement going across the USA that is devoted to making fat women feel good about themselves
>people will view you negatively if you say something negative about fat women
Starting off with an easy one.
>>36001773
I want to stomp this cartoon girl's stupid fucking face in until she's slowly bleeding to death on a poorly lit street corner.
>>36001808
No bullying Victoria!!!
>>36001773
gaming major? what the fuck is a gaming major?
what do normies mean when they say that there socially awkward/anxious
>>36001717
Define normie in this particular case
>>36001717
They mean they get a little nervous when chad or Stacy talks to them.
>tfw nobody around me knows what real anxiety is like.
Socially awkward and anxious aren't the same thing. 'Socially awkward' to a normalfag might mean nothing more than "lol I'm so alternative and quirky, I'm not like the other boys/girls XD!"
Anxious most of the time is regular anxiety, except for them it's a low level that is easily handled. If it weren't, obviously they wouldn't be normalfags. They make the mistake of projecting that minimal level of anxiety on to everyone else which is why the belief that anxiety isn't a big deal is so common
Any creepshotters on r9k? How do you feel about your handiwork?
>>36001700
>all those fat fucks
America is one fucking sinister place
>>36001700
Y'all some weird fuckers
I took a creepshot once of this girl at a doctor's office, she was leaning against the front desk and her thong was showing. I let it set in my phone for a few days and then I erased it cause I felt weird about it.
>20 years old
>Completely alone aside from immediate family
>Wonder what my life would be like if I could join a motley crew of 4 dudes
>Think about the fun I could have in this world
>Realize I'd never be able to do it because I'm so fucking awkward
>Not even aware that I'm awkward in public, so it's even worse because there's no way to stop it
I just want to enjoy speaking with other human beings. I'm a bit tired of being on 4chan all day.
At the same time, I'm so distanced from other human beings in daily interaction. I can't get close to them no matter how hard I try.
Does anyone else know this feel?
OP are you me?
Original feel
join the army, make freinds for life
Just put yourself out there, the worst that can happen is a random stranger thinks your a little different. Who knows you might make a friend.
Is osu\! a good game?
>>36001627
Good if you only like anime op's.
>>36001627
I think it's very addictive but fun.
I defended that Steven Universe plot of land for like 5 hours yesterday.
feel free to ask me why i'm such a fucking loser
>Order for Anon is ready!
>>36001618
a-arigatou gozaimasu
>>36001618
Sweet! My burgershake is ready!
>>36001618
where the FUCK ARE MY FRIES YOU STUPID WAGIE.
DO YOU LACK THE INTELLIGENCE TO CONSIDER THAT A TYPICAL MEAL CONSISTS OF A DRINK, A BURGER AND FRIES?
HONESTLY, YOU DESERVE TO WORK HERE IF YOU'RE THAT RETARDED
I WANT THIS MEAL COMPED FOR THE INCONVENIENCE YOU'VE CAUSED ME.
NO? GET ME YOUR MANAGER. NOW!
*turns to handheld camera* and now for me to try this delicious overcooked burger before strangling my son and bombing the palestines
femanons, do you like your areola?
>>36001608the bigger the betterbloxx
why are big areolas so amazing lads
>>36002106
good question, one reason I guess is because its not very common.
https://xhamster.com/movies/5915355/prettymom_with_giant_massive_saggy_boobs.html
>Pre teen lurker of chans, probably identified with the lonely betas at first
>Realizes there are people willing to orbit her, craves attention she never got irl
>Becomes a good looking girl, people in her life now readily give her attention and making friends is easy
>No longer needs internet strangers to feel wanted, is an outsider by nature of being a beautiful women who is constantly given attention. Abandons 4chan.
Accurate?
You writing a biopic on her, lad?
>>36001787
No but I'd read one
>>36001871
Would be interesting desu.
Have you fembots ever had to reject someone? Why did you do it and how did it make you feel?
I always reject people. It's why I'm lonely. I live a shitty neet life and feel like another person can't know about it.
>>36001585
I have never rejected anybody. I'm the one who gets rejected.
I reject fat guys, depressed , and the ones that looking for a serious relationship
Wtf I've been asked/assumed many times by a girl that I was gay.
>"I'm not fucking gay"
>"WAIT you're not?!"
Even my friend told me that he used to think I was gay. Why the fuck do people think I'm gay?
>I lift weights nearly everyday and I am pretty built and have broad shoulders.
>Long dark eyelashes tho.
>Very quiet, hardly ever talk to anyone especially girls because I figure I am out of their league.
>When I do talk I am roudy and political incorrect, I say alot of fucked up shit.
Another girl asked me if I was gay, and when I told no, she asked for my number. So is it how I look? Because I don't talk to girls? How I talk? A rumour that some fucker spread?What? I don't want girls assuming I am gay when i actually wouldn't mind fucking them.
>>36001560
they fancy you and use the subtle female gestures that you don't get hence they think you're gay
>>36001560
lmao are you me?
Funny enough I've thought about this recently. Girls have asked me before if I was gay or they told me that they thought i was gay. You described my situation to a tee. I was raised by my mom alone, and have always been closer/friendlier with guys and seek girls' approval when I talk to them so it must make people think I'm gay or something. Doesn't help being short. I guess this is why girls avoid me like the plague.
What factors in your upbringing could you see affecting the way people see you?
>>36001705
Nothing much, was raised by my father but never played sports and naturally sucked at them. I've been told I do things aggressively such as the way I walk and do things. I used to hang out with a turbo manlet who has a very feminine appearance and personality, he was raised around all girls tho.
>normie and his gf go camping in the woods near Bonn
>Dindu, armed with a machete, decides to offer them some cultural enrichment
>forces the girl outside, rapes her
>the boyfriend is powerless to help, has to listen to her cry as she's raped
>dindu escapes into the night
>two lives ruined
Such is life in the New Germany.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376376/Camper-23-dragged-tent-raped-Germany.html
>>36001557
white robots:
>all women deserve to be raped
also white robots:
>these shitskins are raping our pure white women! the barbarians!!
Why do you rejects give a fuck if this is exactly what you want? Such a weird entitlement complex you faggots have when some non-white guy rapes a white woman, but you otherwise don't give a shit about women.
>>36001557
This is what we should be doing to Chad, taking his Stacy by force. If we attack in packs Chad has no chance.
>>36001557
that bf is a real pussy
can we get a woman hate thread
pic unrelated
>>36001552
Finallypic partially related
>>36001552
More like bitter virgin faggot thread
>>36001552
>"It's a WOMANS fault that I'm an obese socially retarded autist! They're conspiring against me!"
You all are retarded. We don't like you because you're either retarded, awkward as shit, or hideous