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"What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion."

"Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged."

>>35084145
What up!! Come join our polyamorous family. Right now it's just me but lookin to expand lol

>>35083310

no, womyn want to be dominated, they can't stand weak, emotional men.

>>35083339

But why not just be held down?

>>35083310
As long as they agree it's not

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I'm not even good looking, healthy man and it still is like a bless to be a guy

Because you get a free ride through life?

>>35083388
Why would you want a life with no struggle?

>>35083164
I would beat the shit out of her

>>35083174
This.
That whore had better not have titties.

>>35083164

Why did you show me this? I am hurting inside now.

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>>35083118
Here's a good chart on the personalities in proportion to their IQ:

>>35083161
I've gotten ESFP 3 times. ENTP and ENFP once.

I'm a dumb guy. qeq

>>35083161
>IQ
nice meme tard

it's right fuckin' there you daft cunt

Is there any more of her? I just busted a nut just by looking at her.

rape her brutally hard then slit her throat just before i cum so she is writhing in agony as my semen fills up her soaking pussy hole

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>>35083084
so did i but then she dumped me a week later :)

just wait you smug little cunt youll want to kill yourself and i reccomend you do

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>>35083084
Normies get out. If you got gf, you don't belong here

>>35083567
for a week anon it dont count she wishes she never met me

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>>35082983
>can see shit
Mods please
Just end it please

Don't ever do anything purely for a woman. They'll have you jumping through bullshit hoops and leave you for a big dick nigger regardless.

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>>35082983

>shit stuck in asshole hair

Absolutely fucking disgusting

Whoever says they don't do this is a filthy liar. That's what podcasts are for.

>>35082779
I know yor having a bad feel and all
And this might hurt possibly in some weird nonsensical way.

But fuck you.
I had to use a different image cause of yor thread

Y the fuck did you do this?

>>35082779
Uhm, I do not pretend podcasts people are my friends
I have real life friends I can talk to.

>>35082734
Raven is better

>>35082734

I HATE NIGGERS! YOU FUCKING MEME.

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>>35082734
Shut up, robin.
Return shitposting on /co/ or whatever board you browse.
Fuck you.

>>35082684
kek, what kind of job is this|?

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So back in 2013 I was looking for another IT job with a recruiter. I had been on several interviews and was looking for a position that was closer to home.

A sysadmin position opened for a local document solutions company. This was great as it was only about 10 minutes away from home, shaving about 60 miles off of my existing commute. The job seemed simple enough, and I felt relatively confident about the position. I hadn't received any feedback from interviews up to that point, so I just went home keeping my fingers crossed as I was pretty excited.

The next day I get an email entitled, "Client Name Feedback". My heart rate spiked for a second and my tummy filled with excitement, as this was the first feedback email I had received! With wide eyes I opened the email only to see the following message:

I hope all is well! Per my voicemail, here is the feedback we received from your interview:

"______ looks to have only three years in actual IT work and that appears limited. His Facebook profile has some photos that are an immediate turn off - snapshot below. You may wish to advise him to refine those if he wants serious consideration."

SCREENSHOT OF EMAIL

Please let me know your thoughts. Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you.

I called and emailed the recruiter, apologizing for the album. Needless to say, I didn't hear back from the recruiter after this. At the time I was pretty devastated, but now I find it pretty funny. The client obviously had no sense of humor and I would have probably hated working from him if he was stalking my FB. Dodged a bullet more than likely. Wound up getting another job a few years later after I had more experience, and I'm glad I held out. :)

TL;DR: Unknowing had a FB album set to public. Went on an IT interview and the owner FB stalked me, sending screenshot of album to recruiter. Did not get job and recruiter dropped me.

>>35082684
>legally
>any person

Hmm.....I wonder...

>>35082526
my fucking boss is trying to hook me up

>>35082540
He's really going above and beyond his call of duty huh

hook you up with who?

>>35082602
Pretty much any woman that walks in the door. He asked his family friends daughter and she said yeah I might have someone. And I couldn't look at her in the eye.

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>why don't you love me, father

Commodus was the original robot

People are worth very little. Rome is worth a great deal.

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>>35082548
but what about Jerusalem

Would you say it's worth more than Jerusalem?

I have this
feels bad man

>>35082023
>B-but muh beta bitch disorder
Get body dysmorphic disorder, gender dysphoria, or an eating disorder and get back to me when you have a real problem that isn't just you being a little bitch for no reason.

/r9k/ BTFO

Original ginal

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no one? oh well..

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>>35081554
I really like this, thanks anon originol

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This seems pretty cool, thanks OP