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>>35117574
i have one just have no one to use it on so i might aswell not have a dick

>>35117597
Use flash much?

>>35117619
was in dark room and have a shiny silky dick

*episode

Oc commento

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>it's another anon drunk calls his ex a couple of nights ago they laugh and talk for a long time, but with no contact after then he runs into her a couple days later where she checked me out and was mirring, then anon gets drunk again and sends her a pic of a doggo with sunglasses and she doesn't respond


JUST

>>35118500
shit I did it too

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>>35117392

>it's a HEY ROBOT WHY DONT YOU TRY ARBITRARY THING XYZ episode

Veganism doesn't exist

>>35117392
>Why don't you go vegan /r9k/?
Why don't you mind your own business lmao

>>35117369

What are you going to do this weekend before going back to high school on monday, Anon?

i would go elsewhere if there were alternatives

wiz chan is too low in users

>>35117369

OP, you have a point, more and more normies are flooding in. I was watching pixels a few days ago because fuck it and they mentioned 4chan, fucking seriously. All the "dank vine memers" its just a matter of time before they ALL pour in.

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>>35117268
Why are women seemingly unable to be funny?

>>35117279
I'd say it's because you lack a sense of humor.

>>35117279
I believe the female brain works on repetition, which is why they have an advantage in modern education systems. Males work on a more "plastic" form of thought. Flexibility, applying a principal to multiple areas of study, using metaphors alot. The latter is good for jokes because its more original and stuff.

Also shes asian, those yellows have gotten flexibility beaten out of them with their rigid education standards

>im proud of not having sex
Well congratulations I guess, again

>no dating
>no relationships
>only fucking

Who or what is responsible for influencing women in this fashion?

>>35117537
I'm proud I didn't give into degenerate desires to have casual sex, desu.

>>35117248
another reason not to race mix end up with him as a kid t b h he should of just becomed a trap

>>35117248
>docta jones docta jones

>>35117448
>he should of just becomed a trap

That would not have made him any happier.

IDK my gf doesn't seem to mind my snugger fit condoms.

Hell, most of the time I don't even wear them and go in balls deep.

>>35117241
meh doesnt bother me.
i do think that any large penis would suit her not just a black one...

>>35117241
cuck threads are just sad Insecure blacks guys and sjw's who think we are all /pol/fags keep putting that shit here why would a robot want to get his imaginarily gf fucking sumone else

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>>35117171
>tfw you used to laugh at moments like this when you first watched the show
>tfw you now completely identify with Squidward

>>35117171
I really don't think he's a robot, no. He's more of a misanthropic loser normie, if anything.

He could easily have two friends. They're obsessed with him.

>>35117275
iktf

Squidward just wants to be left alone to his hobbies.

>>35117313
So he's a robot?

Patrick and Spongebob don't seem to want him as a friend. They just want someone to mess with.

I'm in the process of building a PC, my gf has no idea I'm about to fall off the face of the earth, I've accepted she will probably leave me once it's set up.

>>35117199
Kevin.

Oregano sage thyme

I know that feel brah. A man needs a time to himself. TO get the thoughts in order.

I'm in the same boat. All these constant demands and expectations on her part just wore me down, and now I just feel like eh, whatever happens happens. I'm tired of walking on eggshells, of always resolving problems etc. I just want piece dammint. Away with these expectations.

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You're saving a shit ton of money desu. Booze is fun, makes you feel warm and fuzzy and more confident. Or a lot shittier if you felt sad when you started drinking. Cigarettes arent worth it, nicotine rush just makes you light headed and dizzy and nauseous most of the time. Though they do make you look like a Cool Guy and the actual act of smoking is kinda fun.

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Booze and cigarettes are a lot like /r9k/. You might have a good time because of them once or twice but they're bad for you at the end of the day and offer nothing of value. Yet you'll keep reaching for it every time and never quit.

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Drinking and smoking weed are essential for me not going crazy. Smoking cigs is probably not worth it; the effects probably don't outweigh the negatives, but I have good will power and only smoke a few every couple of days. It can be relaxing and flavorful if you buy natural ones. Also cheap if you roll your own, but i'm too lazy.

The only way you can know for sure is to try and see if you have an addictive personality. What I have observed from a smoking thread here yesterday is that most robots don't seem to be pack a day smokers for whatever reason. Maybe we have better will power than normies.

>>35117132
W-was this recorded?

>>35117783
G-guess so

>>35117132
I can top that. I was on speed once and fapped for about 17 hours

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>>35117008
eastern or southern europe places like poland bulgaria romania hungary greece etc

>>35117121
But anon, that's where I'm from. It's shit unless you have a western salary and you're just visiting so you have the tourist air around you so to speak.

>>35117228
were you from maybe africa or southeast asain why dont you move to a other euro country

>>35116945
My formerly twelve year old sister liked him

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>>35116964
then shes gonna LOVE his creamy shit logs

https://shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com/logofshit

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oh no.
no no no.

don't bring this fucking dumb """meme""" here. keep it in /b/.

>>35116883
instead of making eye contact look at the space between her eyebrows

>>35116883
Man is that a photoshop or just a bad fireworks mishap? How the fuck is that even possible??

>>35116909
It's white phosphorus. Basically solid napalm. It's a bomb.