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Hey Anon, The Frogs and Feels Tavern is open again.
Come in and get a drink and talk about whatever feels you have, good and bad.
Drinks are on the house as always
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>Old Fashioned and a glass of water please
Im starting my first nightshift at my new job tonight, 5-9 in a sushi bar in my town.
Pretty /comfy/ and i wanted to work nights so im glad i got it. im going to come home and watch Fear and Loathing after
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I want to cry.
mustard honey is the best dressing
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>>35294309
Alright dorks this is a robbery
Empty the register and tip jar into my bag or the bartender gets one right between the eyes
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FUCK OFF MOM!!!
should i text her tho?
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you should be thankful she's so supportive you entitled dipshit
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Please elaborate. I can't follow the texts.
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>>35294289
Mommii found snugglebear a playmate
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can we get a vocaroo thread going? /r9k/ is boring as fuck tonight. Go record and post something.
www.vocaroo.com
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02wr9kIuKiW
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>>35294103
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02wr9kIuKiW
What's your problem, asshole? What a stupid thing to do.
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>>35294155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bbprz2qIBS
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Nothing pisses me off more than normies who banter with you and get mad when you banter at them back.
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>>35293923
Le hashtag same meme.
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Banter = Chad gossip
Not robot tier.
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its getting """"mad"""""""
id post screenshots but not right now lol
theres a cute not-rly-mad-but-mad and theres i hate you mad. theres many tiers.
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How many times have you jerked off today? I just got done with #4.
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i only do it once a day, at night.
twice if i'm feeling extra lewd
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>>35293901
once this morning and then probably going to later tonight
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>tried to do no fap for march
>made it literally an hour
I'm never gonna make it lads.
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tripples gets a free runesape2007 account with membership and 1m gp.
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>>35293868
i'll try >3>
origironi and cheese
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>>35293868
i dont even play runescape
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>>35293868
Oh god anon my banks 18m but me needs a new account
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What was the first thing you remember masturbating to robots?
>tfw masturbated to sex/genital pages on wikipedia
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Pic related. I will never have that god tier orgasm ever again.
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>started looking up naked girls on google
>just boobs and stuff
>saw some pictures of girls with something going into their mouths
>could not for the life of me figure out what it was based on the pictures I had seen
>standing in the shower one day thinking about it
>look down, have the sudden realization
>"I wonder"
>start rubbing with my hand as if it was a mouth around it like in the pictures
And thus I discovered masturbation.
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Some lingerie catalogs from Macy's.
And pic related. Found it in a dictionary.
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Are the memes and statistics true? Are we all going to make it?
I am 26 and I just kissed my first grill and even hold her hand
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you're going to make it and i'm happy for you!
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>>35293745
>>35293769
get out of here ya normies
BEGONE
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>>35293745
Around 1-2% of men die virgins, so no, not all of us will make it.
I'm in my early 30s and I feel like I have completely lost interested in women.
I spent my 20s banging a lot. But now that my life has become about business and finances... I find them rather repugnant. They're emotional children. Which is fine, no hate. That's how they evolved But the thought of marrying and investing the majority of my work in one of these lunatics seems insane.
In my 20s, I didn't care. It was just about banging chicks and making money. But now in my 30s I have to think about my future. I would like to have kids at some point but the thought of marriage or giving a woman legal authority over me is repellent. Also as women degenerate more and more, I'm not even sexually attracted to them anymore.
Your thoughts?
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Bit gay m8
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you need a girlfriend because you cant go to cinemas alone without people thinking you're weird
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ava devine anal prolapse.
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That last day being a teenager feel
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>>35293691
I'm sure you have everything in line and know how to handle your life.
Have fun being an adult anon-kun
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>>35293691
spoilers. it gets worse.
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>>35293691
I wish I could remember that feel, anon, sorry. It was so long ago
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Who else here /povertyparents/?
I literally wish they were fucking dead like gang raped by niggers dead
>wake up
>freezing as usual
>go outside my room
>even colder
>go downstairs
>I'm literally going numb from how cold it is
>reach inside my refrigerator
>it's literally the same tempature inside my fridge as the house is
>no food
>parents only buy processed crap which makes me sick and fat
>even if I get a job they steal all my money and I need them to drive me to work
>see grumpy poverty in their eyes all day long
>house is literally so cold I can see my breath almost
>parents drink and smoke cigarettes all day
>sink is so full of dishes they piled them on the counter and I can't even get water
>have to do the dishes in a coat still freezing cold
>entire house is covered in rags, the tables are broken
>the only reason we have a carpet is because my dad begged his job for the carpet they were throwing in the trash
>the carpet doesn't even cover the entire floor
How is anyone this poor? Like why don't you just kill your self before you let it get like this.
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>>35293495
ROBOT MANSION WHEN, GUYS? COME ON.
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>>35293495
I know I saw this same post today
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>>35293495
The worst part is that you could fix it, but you don't.
The only thing worse than a blue-pill is a lazy red-piller.
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Say "i love you" to your girlfriend
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Go and say "i love you" to your girlfriend and post results!
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>>35293277
She said "I love you too"
Feels good fellow bots
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I'M TAKING THIS THREAD THE FUCK OUT. ALL OF YOU BETTER DUCK, WE'VE GOT THREE SECONDS UNTIL I BLOW
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>>35293333
Oh fuck I'm getting the fuck out peace
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If I tell my therapist or psychiatrist that I'm suicidal, are they gonna put me in a mental hospital?
Should I just avoid the subject and lie if it comes up?
Help me out here robots
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Don't tell them stupid
Duh
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are you in the uk senpai??
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>>35292945
Yes, they will promptly turn you over to "medical professionals" for "help." Don't tell them anything you don't need to. Therapy is just a meme. Tell them little, make small talk, and just take whatever chill pills they give you.
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Somebody masturbated and thought of you. Probably a lot of times and more than one person. Think about it.
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Proof or it never happened.
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>>35292813
>Somebody masturbated and thought of you. Probably a lot of times and more than one person. Think about it.
not true
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>>35292813
>Somebody masturbated and thought of you. Probably a lot of times and more than one person. Think about it.
not me
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ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER
ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE
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>>35292620
THERE SHE GOES
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN
RACING THROUGH MY BRAIN
AND I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN
THIS FEELING THAT REMAINS
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i am a fan of these singing frog posts
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WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
WEEE WILLL WEEE WILL ROCK YOUU