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i dont like you at all anymore
youre stupid

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Do liberal girls make good waifus and moms when they settle down? Or should I become conservative to meet better girls?

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Was the world actually happier when we had more defined gender roles and people weren't as "liberated"?

Sure seemed that way.

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>dad got my hopes up again for another round of job hunting
>actually got the job
>can tell dad it was all in the firm handshake because the guy hired me on the spot
"we gonna need a guy"
>go back to the car and dad is happy, he is going to get me a mcflurry and fries
>he walks in and buys me a mcflurry and fries, but he asks to thank the manager
>manager comes back and dad asks if I can start as soon as possible
"yeah he can work till closin. we gotta line so you goin work the register. you gotta take that tie off and imma get you yo hat and shit"
>dad proudly reads the posted schedule, closing at 10
>alright anon I'll be back at 11 pm to pick you up after you and the good ol boys clean up the place
>points his thumb over at the garbage scattered around the trashcans
>put on job hat and manager puts me on the register to take orders for the line
>humiliate myself 20 times in 10 minutes before manager takes me to his office
"you a new guy on the register. boys been thievin an you gotta enter a PIN to keep the register accountable to yall kids. gimme a 4 number PIN and not one you gonna forget"
>not even racist, fell for saying the first 4 digits I knew I'd retain through repetitive exposure
>1488
>fired on the spot
>autistically wait four hours out front for dad to get back
>too much shame to go back in for the food dad bought for me
>through window see the manager eating it

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who is this and where can i find more?

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femanon here with terrible social and performance anxiety and starting classes next week. i want to dress so no one approaches me or notices me, any tips? also hoodies and sweatpants all the time is suicide here since i live in AL

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Where should I live in the USA? I was thinking Seattle.

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>what are you using today
>what's your favorite drug
>favorite combo
>what you wanna try

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Sad nigga thread

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Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?

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Do modern women have any goals, opinions or aspirations besides being a whore?

They "go to the gym" to stand in the same position exercising the same muscles over and over for an hour straight to make their ass comically oversized

They shop for clothes, which is either vaccuum-sealed spandex or linen ponchos that are one gentle breeze away from showing everyone their tits

They take photos of themselves in these clothes in contrived positions trying to make themselves look as fuckable as possible and upload themselves to various social media outlets

The closest thing to any kind of interest or "opinion" they seem to have is consuming entertainment other people created, meaning the new Kodak Black album. Which most of the time still seems to go back to sex, being songs you can shake your ass to

How many women do you even see doing jobs? As in actual jobs, not "social media managers" where they reply to criticisms of the company they work at with inane platitudes on Twitter, not "receptionists" where they type in someone's name into an Excel spreadsheet at a leisurely pace, not Instagram models where they show up to a location and stand still in clothing for 30 minutes while people take pictures of them. "Actual jobs" as in a skilled profession that people will pay you for both because it offers something valuable to the company.

I'd be a cunt too if this were my existence and I were so incredibly useless I couldn't change despite anyone and everyone despite it being so incredibly easy

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How do I become good at illustrating

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Anyone else drinking tonight? It's Friday, so get in here and celebrate with all of us.

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What do you think of sex on the first date?

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Hey, robots.

I need some good comebacks to "why are you so quiet". Something that will put these normies in their place. Thank you.