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Chad needs Pizza rolls to survive 2017-02-20 11:01:51 Post No.35015894
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Chad needs Pizza rolls to survive
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2017-02-20 11:01:51
Post No. 35015894
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What did Tostino's mean by this?
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>>35015894
Not having pizza roles is equivalent to the flu
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TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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>>35015894
By pizza rolls they mean 16yo pussy
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Instances when karma worked its thing?
Just found out an ex gf got drugged at a party. She convulsed and was in comma for 4 straight hours. After the whole ordeal, she gave all of her weed to a friend of mine and is fucking terrified over everything.
She was responsible for turning my childhood friends against me and even took the piss of me with a guy that used to be a friend at prom, despite the fact that a friend of mine was brutally murdered and EVERYBODY KNEW.
Im hearing you robots, this feels good
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nice, man. that's great. you rubbing it in or satisfied from a distance?
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>>35015925
Satisfied from a distance.
Considering in rubbing it in but that would probably cause a shitstorm I dont want to deal with right now.
Whats even better is that after that incident her family will put a GPS tracker on her lmao
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>get WEMT certification in a month long bootcamp
>spend two semesters at University of Vermont taking the most pointless classes, straight C student but they should've failed me desu, I didn't do shit
>summer semester in France
>take the English CLEP barrage
>transfer to Evergreen State College, "independent study" all three quarters and write a novel (basically lived as a writer, not a student)
>summer quarter NOLS course
And that's how I got my piece of paper without really going to school much. I did it that way because I got no education when I was 18 and 19, besides the bootcamp, and I wanted a degree before my 22nd birthday. At long last, I am "Bachelor of Arts" (no specification).
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whats the plan now? degree seems pretty useless imo unless it was a requirement for something else
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>>35015829
I moved to Cuba when I turned 22 and have been involved down here, planning on going back home when I turn 23 for the next step in my master plan.
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>>35015829
>>35015929
in other words, I have nothing planned for 22 or 23 that requires a degree, but after that? Who knows. I suppose it's nice to have the options and to have the status bump, too, but I DO wish I'd done something different with my years right out of high school. College is pretty stupid.
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>tfw calling business just to bitch them out on how stupid their commercials are
Does anyone else do this?
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>>35015621
I haven't tried that before, got any funny stories to share?
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>>35015621
Ah, the fascinating life of an autistic NEET
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>>35015936
t. assblasted wageshit
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>too ugly and socially inept to achieve social fulfillment
>too dumb and brainfogged to achieve intellectual fulfillment
>too bland and unimaginative to achieve artistic fulfillment
>too weak and short to achieve fulfillment via sport
Why even live anons?
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>>35015590
>too thoughtful to shitpost
>too shitty to make anyone think about your post
It's quite a conundrum, anon.
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>>35015999
Checked and we posted by the by.
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>apply at a small market to stock shelves/deliver food to people 4 days ago
>get a call today asking to come in tomorrow for an interview
>suddenly feeling like I don't want the job
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>>35015510
Go in there and shit your pants and reee at them
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hey, at least you haven't gotten the job and are starting tommorow
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we both know youre not going to go
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>tfw shave butthole for efficient pooping
>start getting annoyed with body hair in general
>am now silky smooth
Am I turning into a tranny?
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>>35015398
>Pickle pee
>Silky smooth anon does pump a rum
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>>35015398
Yes
But how'd you do it?
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>haven't left the house
>no gf yet
Is this the reason I have no gf? It doesn't seem logical
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It's one of many reasons. It is logical. There are no girls for you at home.
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>>35015147
that is a understandable conclusion to come to but the truth is that the only reason you don't have a girlfriend is the fact that you aren't being yourself
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>>35015147
I, too, have yet to leave my house.
I've been staying inside on a 24/7 basis since I was 12.
I've never kissed a girl before on top of this despite being ran through the scholastic system, so it's likely more than mere isolation.
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>walk into bathroom
>another dude walks in right after
>It then becomes a race to see who can piss the fastest
>my anxiety hits and my bladder seizes up like the jaws of life
>this is be the moment when every normal person would start to urinate
>I, however, will proceed to flush the toilet and leave the bathroom with a still full bladder
>acquire kidney stone
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>>35015131
great job OP, I'm glad you made this post
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>>35015131
Hey nice I think this was a pretty solid post OP I hope you have a good day.
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MY FUCKING NIGGER ROOM MATES KEEP BRINGING A LITTLE GIRL IN THE FUCKING APARTMENT AND THEY DON'T STOP SMOKING WEED!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?
SMOKE AND WEED DON'T DO A DEVELOPING BODY WELL!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>2017
>he doesn't like weed
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>>35015105
>2017
>partaking in degeneracy
absolutely disgusting
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>family restricts children's dating options to UBER chads for generations, making everyone a turbo chad
>my mother dated someone no where near "good enough"
>got pregnant
>cut off from the family for this (effectively disowned)
>partner left her after giving birth
>I'm the child
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>>35014772can someone explain this pepe to me please
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>>35014823
It is a "retarded" variation of pepe, crying possibly because he lacks tendies.
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Do I dare say... that he is /ourguy/ ?
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>>35014675
Sure, he's hilarious with his social awkwardness
And if you remember, he finds his perfect one...
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>>35014707
CHEESE
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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He finds his perfect girl and lives happily with her. How could he possibly be our guy.
Where do I have to go to find a qt bf?
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>>35014653
rite here bby :*
gimme kisses
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>>35014668
cunt.
>>35014653
4chan is not the place to ask.
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>>35014751
Where do I ask?
I don't leave my home
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>make a post
>think it's really funny
>actually crying because I think it's so funny
>post it
>thread dies
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good thread senpaithis post is in fact original
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Stop having violent thoughts.
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>>35014388
Stop posting other peoples faces to appear superior.
Take a pic of yourself making the same face and let us all laugh.
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>>35014388
MY SEETHING RAGE AND VIOLENT THOUGHTS ARE THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO FUEL ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE MYSELF. COMFORT AND CALM MAKE ME COMPLACENT AND WEAK SO FOR NOW I MUST AND WILL RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!