Nominate suggestions for the /r9k/ anthem
Obvious to start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
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>>35216938
everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prErnop1eiM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8eonvC_mDo
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Chad Barrelcock is thundering towards your potential qt gf and this is your only chance.
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you're days are numbered chad
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>>35217070
Thanks for making my day, anon
Holy shit.
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>>35216915
>Firmly shove a potato masher grenade down his masive 155mm barrel.
>Get runover in the process
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Women's requirements for a man:
>Be handsome
>Be tall
>Be white
>Be free of any mental or physical problems
Men's requirements for a woman:
>Don't be fat
Women's expectations are impossibly for a large percentage of us. By contrast every women can fulfill our requirement if they try.
And even that women fail at. Dating sites are packed full of whales. And any skinny girl won't reply unless your Chad.
What is a guy supposed to do if he's not Chad?
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Is Chad now a term for every 6+ guy out there or are you delusional?
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Rape of course. Or look to foreign women who want a free ride to America
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>>35216381
I've been on this site for 9 years now and that's always been the definition. If you're a healthy tall handsome white guy you get all the women you want. If you're none of those things you get to die alone or fuck whales.
That's always been the case.
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Why the fuck is /r9k/ obsessing over traps when you could be obsessing over reverse traps?
>doesn't have AIDS
>Chad isn't interested in her because she looks like a dude
>isn't a massive slut who's cam whoring and ERPing with 20 dudes at he same time
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Reverse traps are too pure fore these filth lovers. That cute feminine charm they still have always gets me.
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>No cute feminine penis
>Normal female shitness
>Additional special snowflake shitness
Gee, I can't imagine why.
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>>35216260
Is it lesbian if she has a manly vagina?
Like, if she dresses like a man and has a masculine vagina, it's not lesbian right?
pls respond
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Selling his decreased father's most prized collection so he can buy more toys....
https://youtu.be/TqjoIudsaLU
He really is a piece of shit
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What exactly is the point of holding on to dead people's possessions? He has no use for it so it makes sense to sell it
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>>35216194
HE IS STILL ALIVE? Holy crap.
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>>35216194
First post >>35216205 is really right. Do you expect an autistic manchild to take care of a dead man's stamp collection? Though he should use the money on bills instead of children's toys.
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What's your opinion on giving money to the homeless?
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I used to live in SF, where every-fukkin-body was up in your face, spanging you. After that, idgaf about giving anyone my hard-earned shekels. They've poisoned this well, my friend.
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>>35216166
don't do it.
the only homeless people that deserve to survive are the ones that are resourceful and learn how to make money or how to cultivate a skill that can earn them money. Or if they're intelligent enough, they could understand how a person lives without money at all.
most beggars are fucking disgusting that spend your money on cigarettes and alcohol, and sometimes crack.
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i don't have any money, so i don't
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Trips decides which country I escape to. I have 600 euro in savings and I'm going to be homeless soon, going to make my way to a cool place to be homeless in and start a new life hopefully. Trips decides which country I go to. Better not be some fucking meme, I'd like something in Europe, like Finland.
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Norway is decent. They won't let you be homeless here. And if you're a shitskin they'll throw money at you. Breed ten kids and they'll give you even more.
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Come to the USA Fggit
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Madagascar my dude
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Will society ever start viewing the bimbo movement as a form of expression? As in a dress style just like we have punks, goths and so on?
I would love to look like that but still keep my career as a normal member of society, the issue is that in reality it would never be possible due to we bimbos are seen by our fellow work colleages and so on.
TL;DR;
Will we ever reach a point where I can be a doctor, laywer or engineer but look like pic related and still be respected instead of being marginalized and sexualized by society as a whole?
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>>35215914
I think this is one of those things that looks good when you're young but looks bad when you get older.
I love it but it's hard to tell if it's worth it in the long run, unfortunately i dont think you'll ever get this as a "life-style" or socially accepted but maybe somewhere in the states is more open to that view of expression probably like las vegas, nevada. You could live there and get some sort of job i guess. Lots of shit could happen to you looking like that though.
Tons of asians deliberately try to look like this through make up and fake-boobs, havent really seen any with the lip filler though, lots of 30 somethings on snapchat trying to live glamor / instagram model lifestyles look like this, i follow one who is also a mom and has a job promoting fitness clothing, she's really respectable.
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>>35215914
Well, you wouldn't be a bimbo, then. You'd just look like one.
A bimbo is, generally speaking, stupid, shallow and materialistic. And probably wouldn't describer herself as a bimbo, honestly.
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>>35215914
>tl;dr for a 3 sentence text
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>Confident and handsome = attractive
>Confident and ugly = Creepy
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>>35215885
Let me fix it for you
>handsome = attractive
>ugly = creepy
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>OP = retarded bitter virgin
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>he thinks confidence matters
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>dad walked in on me watching yuru yuri
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Was he proud of you
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>>35215847
>he doesn't lock the door while watching porn
your fault retard
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>>35215912
it's not porn it's cute girls
AtheistGentleman1992
CONQUERING 4chan 2017-03-01 03:38:36 Post No.35215795
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CONQUERING 4chan
AtheistGentleman1992
2017-03-01 03:38:36
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Sup my reddit bros.
I'm here today to start a thread to talk about how we can conquer and colonize 4chan.
Let's face it: 4chan has been getting out of control lately, insulting women, trolling young innocent children, generally being meanies. This madness NEEDS TO STOP.
Now, I'm no SJW, but it's clear that this place needs a much stricter moderation policies, with rules such as:
> No racism.
> No sexism.
> No homophobia.
> No transphobia.
> No transmisogyny.
> No shitposting.
With that in mind, we'll need a clear plan of action if we are to subdue this unruly site once and for all.
I propose that we organize a raid on 5th of March, 2017, to insert Reddit memes into 4chan, changing the culture forever. Once this has been done, Hiroyuki will need new Janitors who have a better understanding of the new culture--and who best to fill that role but us?
If you're interested in participating, head on over to reddit.com/r/4chan for more information. This is a subreddit that has been set up explicitly for the purpose of this raid.
Godspeed, fair Reddit!
- AtheistGentleman1992
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nice thread my man
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>>35215795
Don't worry, brother. All is going to plan. Soon all of 4chan will be ours for the taking. What are the residents of this site or the "robots" going to do? Absolutely nothing! We run this now. Cheerio!
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i really, really, like this thread like alot
i think i am in love
Anonymous
Why aren't you jamming your neighbours' WiFi right now? 2017-03-01 03:27:28 Post No.35215617
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Why aren't you jamming your neighbours' WiFi right now?
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Reminder that you're not a robot if you're not jamming your normie neighbours's WiFi signal.
It's so simple: -install a linux distro (doesn't work on a virtual machine nor on bash on Ubuntu on Windows 10).
- Install python 2.7 (if it doesn't come preinstalled in your distribution).
- Install scapy for python: just download it, unzip it, open terminal in its folder and run: "sudo python setup.py install".
Copy this script https://github.com/DanMcInerney/wifijammer to a .py file on your computer, and run it with root privileges (sudo python file.py).
-Profit.
Normie radio waves shouldn't infiltrate your basement without a response from you.
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>how to get fined by the FCC: the post
Nice try, wagie. Nobody's taking my neet bux back.
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>>35216338
There is literally no way for them to trace you.
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>>35215617
I did this using a musical tesla coil tuned to 2.4ghz, I had it playing rock around the clock for 24 hours solid and in that time I saw lots of ISP vans in the neighborhood trying to fix neighbors internet.
The harmonics also blocked cell phone reception.
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>"You play video games, Anon?"
>"LOL!"
> "What are you, a child?"
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b-but i'm considered an alpha in my social circle of video game players
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>>35215629
"Grow up, child. Don't even talk to me."
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>>35215565
Video games aren't just for kids. They're some mature video games that feature graphic scenes that would be commonly accepted as inappropriate for children.
>takes out pistol
Now, take back what you said and I might consider not blowing you're god damn brains out.
>then I wake up
It was just a dream...RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>wake up
>look into the mirror
>this is now your look
wat do?
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go back to shitposting on r9k and complaining about >nogf
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>>35215399
Cry because I lost at least 4 points in the beauty 10/10 scale.
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go to work so i can pay off my student loans
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Normie thread, memepression edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have a question you want to ask or just need to vent and get something off your chest, come post here. No such thing as stupid questions here, and I will attempt to answer each and every post to the best of my ability.
>inb4 normie off my board reeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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>>35215347
prove to me you're actually a normie and not some sad robot playing out a fantasy
>protip: you can't
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>>35215347
Fellow normie here.
We have absolutely no reason to post here. Fuck off you utter failure of a human being.
>hurr durr I'll give them advice that they can't use lol
Holy shit I fucking hate being associated with people like you.
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A lot of times I just have nothing to say. Im not nervous or spergy or anything just quiet. Can I still get a girl?