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>she calls me by the wrong name
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>>36416218
>JOI
>not CEI
Do you even cuck?
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>>36416249
I enjoy both.
Gotta be pretty horny for CEI otherwise I just chicken out though.
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>pay $100 for commission video
>she gets my name wrong in the recording
>won't respond to my emails

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I've been regularly brushing my teeth for as long as I remember but i always wondered how detrimental it would be to just stop.
Is toothpaste really as beneficial as it is made out to be?
or is it just a means to jew me out of my burgerdollars?
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Your breath will smell like shit if you don't use it. I doubt your teeth will rot and fall out, though.
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Toothpaste generally has fluoride in it, which protects the enamel on your teeth. The enamel is what protects the "dentin" (I think that's what its called anyways) from being exposed, which would make your teeth hurt a lot.

Also, it makes your breath smell better, and kills germs.
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>>36416246
Also, dentin being exposed is what a cavity is.

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How could ANYONE love a WHITE """"woman"""""?!?
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>>36416156
Why don't you ask yo mama?
OH
SHIT!
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Most white women I know overinflate their value and have huge personality problems.

I don't see that as much in my beloved mexican in laws and wife. Or any mexis i know for that matter.
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>dark brown eyes
>white

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Welcome
You can share your story, I will answer
You must order booze or something you would order in a bar
no drugs allowed
bartender have right to refuse service to anyone for no reason

Jukebox is currently playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSqv87Ck3ZU

Sit, relax, and tell how world is shit and girls are mean, because most of problems here are that
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right on time keep, was about to click open a few beers.

how's it hanging ?
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>>36416153
same as usual, maybe a little better
had really shitty day yesterday, but it is better now
some bullshit text from magazine told me I am psycho, but whatever
have a beer on the house
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am writing thesis

10 days left till first version deadline and I have to do a bunch of computer analysis and like 5500 words

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If the Japanese love whites why do they have so many commercials made to mock them?
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it's just banter your insecure little sadact
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>>36416116
Same reason reason why anyone mocks anyone, then mimic the good things about them; penis envy.
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>>36416116
It's a manifestation of their inferiority complex.

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If you haven't had luck with a slutty teen, why not seek milfs?
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>>36416050
Why the hell would they want someone like me.
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>>36416050
>milfs
>already has kids

Naw dood. I think you mean cougars.
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because I would like a relationship, not a hookup. I don't care about sex really

btw milfs are just as picky dude. they're old stacies.

>be me
>a year ago
>total autist, robot, virgin, 23 yo etc. but not too bad looking maybe even 7/10, but it doesn't matter because I'm a total loser
>get on a dating site
>after a few weeks actually get to know and chat with one girl
>so we decide to meet up
>ohnowhatwillIdo.jpg
>I hope it's gonna be okay
>day of the meet up
>get onto the train
>so nervous I was literally cold, pale and shaking, not kidding
>my station, step out and almost fall because I feel like I'm goint to faint
>go to the place we are supposed to meet
>theresheis.jpg
>she was sitting on a bench looking straight and clearly looking for me
>I was coming from the other direction but I knew that's her, bcause she turned around once and I saw her profile a couple of times, but she didn't see me at any time
>get to a point of about 10 meters from her
>my thoughts: "what am I supposed to do, pat her, poke her, or just say HEY, or stand in front of her, WHAT SHOULD I DO"
>i stop
>180 degrees
>go back to the train station, leave without ever showing up to the date
>she never talks to me again

Try to top this.
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Meant to say:

>go to the place we are supposed to meet AT

obviously
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>>36415965
It was for the best, it would have ended badly anyway
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>>36415990
It was correct before and now you changed it to be incorrect. Kill yourself.

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>tfw a qt girl will never let you watch her poop
Why live...
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Why would anyone want to see someone else's shit? You've been a robot for far too long, go outside.
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>tfw shitlet
how do they get the shits so big?
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>>36415919
I cannot unsee this heresy

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pls don't tell me I fucked something up
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First for best thread on /r9k/
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Reminder not to vote for Labour if you want:

More cuts to the NHS
More disabled people dying through cuts to welfare
More mentally ill people killing themselves due to cute to welfare
An unfair society where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
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>>36415669
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a pound fifty in late chahaahges at the public library

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>"anon just can't seem to get it'
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>hype at for something I preordered
>today is the release
>call reseller for how long it will take until I'll get it
>"oh mr anon could take up to 14 days"
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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hi there
I just turned 20 last week
kissless virgin too
...
does the cheek count?
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>do you not feel its a little odd to still live with your parents. you're almost 30 for god's sake.

post your soul destroyers and bone chillers.

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What kind of porn is it you're addicted to?
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>>36415701
gilf
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Latina
Asian
big, thick cocks
sometimes gay
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Incest
/ss/
SPH
Femdom
Rape

Really anything to do with power differences being exploited

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The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the normie hordes

Come join robots

Rules

No non virgins

No women

No traps or faggots

Aside from that, anything goes

Add this code 4BG4mZS in your "join server" bar in discord (system wont let me post links)
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This is the best discord server i have joined so far
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Bumperoo

Extremely original comment
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>>36415699
confirmed liar 124423223blox

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Wow. And some of you wonder why your single.
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Wow it's like I'm in high school again
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how pathetic can someone be that they need to make up fake texts to get mad at
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>>36415665
lol based bro telling the bitch off

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At any given time a rogue leader can start bombing a country and then you'll get drafted to die in a pointless war
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At any given time a gamma ray burst can obliterate our galaxy in a matter of seconds and we wont predict it because its too fast.

Theres a decent chance youre gonna be mangled the next time you get in a car.

The lesson is the same: if youre scared to die, youre scared to live.
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>>36415662
>not wanting to fight in a war

Truly pathetic
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>>36415781
>wanting to die cause some politician wanted to wave his dick around

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>tfw I got her pregnant
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>tfw religion keeps my head clean of sexual wants
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>>36415652
haha, sucks to be you Chad.
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Just run
If chad can be a deadbeat dad you can too

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