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Post pictures of tiny cute penises. 2017-04-27 11:39:03 Post No.36602845
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Post pictures of tiny cute penises.
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2017-04-27 11:39:03
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I think they're adorable and would love to suckle one >-<
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Get off my board /lgbt/ normalfag
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>>36602845
I've been told dry is the new tiny
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>>36603544
Ew. That is so icky > o <
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Need some comfy music for some last minute
anxiety ridden studying for a test
Help a robot out
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Just pump some Naruto OST, nigga
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>>36602844
I'm not a fag anymore dad, shut up
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post gondolas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qcaKbIClk
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>spend an entire semester sitting in one class with one group of people
>spend an entire semester making jokes and getting to know each other
>semester ends
>nobody bothers to keep in touch with each other
Why do normies do this? How the FUCK are you supposed to make friends when they behave like this?
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By actually hanging out after class, dumb robot poster
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>>36602894
If they're hanging out after class then I must not be good enough to join in
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the normalfag saps away your NEET energy don't spend time near them quit school
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Loneliness potentially as dangerous as smoking for your health 2017-04-27 11:33:40 Post No.36602733
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Loneliness potentially as dangerous as smoking for your health
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2017-04-27 11:33:40
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So apparently loneliness is not just bad for your mental health, but also your physical health. It just never ends for us does it robots?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2017/01/18/loneliness-might-be-a-bigger-health-risk-than-smoking-or-obesity/#2339fbcb25d1
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>>36602733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2WNU3TJvI
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>>36602733
Pretty sure that tree is dead
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>>36602733
i'm not lonely fortunately. but i half assedly look for a gf on dating sites mostly for this, to live a long life. i'm too proud to settle with a lady with garbage tier lady tho. anyone know a good legit international dating website?
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I want to hear some good comedy movie premises/ideas.
I'll start: The main character of the film is the classic douchebag chad type who hooks up with girls on a nightly basis. He is especially proud of his dick, which he brags about constantly. One day however he wakes up to find out his dick has been turned into a Holiday Inn hotel which he now has to own and operate. To make matters worse he finally falls in love -- with the girl who works behind the front desk of the hotel. Now disarmed of his swagger and his manhood, he has to save the business and get the girl -- and not dick around for the first time in his life!
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Suicidal male tries to socialize. Hilarity ensues
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Adam Sandler in: Snuff Film
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>>36602684
>his dick turns into a hotel
Wtf how is this funny
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>>36602662
Women get shamed too much for these things while nobody says anything to men if they do the same.
World is unfair and being a woman is a total shit
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>>36602746
Key opens every lock = good key
Lock gets opened by every key = bad lock
Men want, women are wanted. They choose from the victorious, they don't compete.
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>>36602662
So I guess this kirilwashere dude tried his hand at some viral marketing huh? Sage the shills, fellas. Pathetic.
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>>36602865
Women want too, men are wanted too.
Anyway, what you say just proves (again) how bad is to be a woman.
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>he doesn't waste all his money on plastic figures
And you call yourselves robots.
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i would if i had any money to begin with
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>EMS makes you sign for ever package
I fucking hate this, I'm not getting out of bed so early at 1PM
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>>36602646
How many do you own anon? I've none but I may purchase one of my idol!
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>Jewish culture is just nigger culture
>"I'm so tough for killing Palestinian kids"
>"Muh land muh dick"
Prove me wrong; pro-tip you can't
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jews are superior to other races and show it everyday by controlling everything
give up
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>>36602631
Jews are mostly white Europeans in DNA, but have like 2% more black DNA, probably from the time in Egypt.
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>>36602631
>mohammed sabaaneh
with a name like that, that artist must truly be neutral, right?
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Why most of you robots hates reality checks?
You guys avoid the truth all the fucking time as if you live in some fantasy world.
Everyone is so fucking nice. You guys act like you're in some kind of safe space secret club. No one in this fucking board is mean to each other.
Jesus fuck... even /v/ is closer to reality than you guys.
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>>36602626
Please depart from my board newfaggu.
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do you know the history of this place? it was created as an experiment and quickly became a board for people who weren't desired on other boards. that's why they aren't so desired irl either.
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>>36602626
>you guys avoid the truth
What truth? No need to be so cryptic about it
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> be me
> 19, khv
> feeling more lonely than usual this thursday night
> decide to spice up my night a bit
> have an idea
> finish up my can of pringles
> shove some sponges in there
> shove thin plastic bag inside and seal it up
> homemade fleshlight complete
> feels a bit dry
> look around my sisters room for some lube
> cant find any
> look in the bathroom
> find a small packet stashed in an old box under the sink
> expiry date: 2015
> lube has an expiry date ?
> im in too deep by this point, decide to use the lube despite it being 2.5 years out of date
> pour it into the homemade fucktoy and smear it around with my fingers
> go to my hentai folder and put that shit on shuffle
> try to stick my dick in the homemade fucktoy
> its too tight
> phimosis.exe
> god fucking dammit
> use more lube
> still too tight
> forcefully jam my dick in
> it hurts really bad
> the lube has dried up within a minute of being poured out
> I guess the expiry really did matter
> fucking an overly tight, dry pringles can
> it hurts, i think i tore a bit of my foreskin
> start sobbing
> manage to cum even through the excruciating pain
I CANNOT live like this anymore. I have had ENOUGH of being lonely, I swear to god if I don't find a girlfriend soon I'll just neck myself. The worst thing is I know I don't even deserve a girlfriend, I have no redeeming qualities and I'm too lazy to get my shit sorted. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK FUCK REEEEEEE RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
I NEED ONE NOW I NEED ONE NOW I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWGSMUONUGGNUGNQWUIJKBASKJLUDUGOIUHQSGIUHWWRGK WGDIPUHIPQUGDBGIPOUWDQNg2
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36602623
Good post anon. Haven't read something this autistic in a while.
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Is the girl on the right not one of the hottest things you've ever seen?
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>>36602623
>19
kek
Don't worry anon, it will only get worse
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What's wrong with Reddit, leaving circlejerking aside?
I'll admit I use it, and it'a good forum.
I get to see a filtered list of things I like with the ability to remove anything I don't. I can look at flags, guns, architecture and a bunch of the other stuff.
Is it the normies that infest it? The 'funny memes' they enjoy? (t. r/dankmemes)
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Nothing. It's hands down the best place for communities that share a very specific interest to connect. I use it for the few video games I play and esports I follow.
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>>36602548
The only thing people find really wrong with reddit is how they can move up in rank because of the things they post, which naturally leads to circlejerking/attention whoring just to get likes. When you learn to identify when someone's bullshitting is when you can appropriately use it
And there's also less room to post degenerate trap shit, but that's a good thing if you're not a huge faggot
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It's the default subs that house the most pathetic circle-jerking subhumans. Literally every comments section devolves into terrible rehashed puns and leddit memes. The average 'redditor' that populates these default subs is a typical nu-male with the personality of a salad consisting solely of iceberg lettuce. Outside of those default subs, the ones that cater to more niche interests, there is some good discussion and content.
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>tfw called the national suicide prevention hotline for the first time
somehow i feel better
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>>36602381
Well I'm glad to hear that's been successful for you anon. Get much better!
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Good job, Anon. I hope that you find the fun and games in life.
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>>36602381
You will kill yourself some day anyway you weak faggot.
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So my father was lucky enough to have a german as a mother who didn't mutilate him at birth, but he got it cut at 12 like a faggot then mutilated me at birth and all 5 of my brother's I think for revenge mutilating me and abusing me my whole life, I'm gonna dress like a nazi, sneak up be hide him with a club and a knife say, "hey jude" then knock him out, beat the shit out of him, then carve "kiki" on his chest. I don't care if I get sent to prison, I'd attacked my mother and father before and have only been sent to the ward, It's well worth it, and my father deserves it. anyone else want to do anything similar?
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>>36602374
No, but I wish you the best of luck, golem.
You might as well make it a murder-suicide since you have jewish blood as well.
Make sure to make a long and eloquent note to show that you're not crazy and it's just a race/ideology thing. Maybe you'll even spark something with that, idk.
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>>36602490
>since you have jewish blood as well
Actually no I don't, just because I was mutilated doesn't make me jewish, I'm actually swedish/german master race with blue eyes.
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>>36602542
Is that how the """"master race"""" acts?
You're worse than niggers.
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>tfw no big brown bootylicious braphog beauty to bussy on benis
fug :DDDDDDD
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>>36602368
>tfw will never snort some smelly sweaty fart with a giant ass all over my face
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>braphog
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>>36602368
Been there, done that.
not worth the effort
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I've recently reinvited myself in order to stand out more. what do you think of the new me?
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me2thx
-me
-thx
/10
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for referanse
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post a pic w/ timestamp
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