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I'm running low on gondola's, share them here
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gimme dem gondola's
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>>36523240
Like I said, I don't have too many. But I can share one more to bump
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dumpin' some gondolas

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You know it's true robots, why haven't you put in that effort yet?
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>>36523185
just gotta put in effort xD
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robots don't know how to care about another
care about themselves
care about the world
or show anyone
appreciate anyone or love anyone.

all robots are fugking ugly ass slimetwats

Chads and Stacies forever.
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Even if I wasn't fat and ugly, I don't know anything about talking to other people.

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You can't be a robot a support capitalism.
This is a fact, you just can't.
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You can't be a NEET without supporting capitalism. Commie NEETs are so retarded it's hilarious, they don't realize that capitalism is the only reason they are a NEET. IDK why there are so many commie NEETs.
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You can't be a shill if you don't push your shit every day.
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>>36524365
This

Go back to /leftypol/ you dumb piece of shit.

If the Roman empire still existed what name would the emporer.

Inb4 Biggus Dickus
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Dongus Maximus
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Penus Longus
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>>36523104
If the Roman empire still existed what name would the emporer have*

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Do people on this website actually watch anime? Cartoons are for kids not adults
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I watch cartoons but rarely anime.
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>>36522961
watch death note and tell me if it's for kids.

inb4 just because it's a normie anime doesn't mean it's not worth watching.
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I only like NGE t b h

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Is there anyway to reverse the effects of hypnosis videos?

For the past two years all I watched were bbc hypno videos and I can't seem to get it out of my head. Even masturbating to black guys give me my strongest orgasm.

Should I embrace who I am?
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>>36522914
Yeah pretty much
I was obsessed with sissy hypno shit for like 2 years.
Then it just got boring and I didn't find it exciting any more.

I'll occasionally go back for a nostalgic fap, or when I'm feeling a bit gay, but it's become pretty normal at this point.

I tried to jerk off to Sissy stuff yesterday, but after cycling through all the material, I just switched to regular porn.

I really wanna do edible and watch hypnos again. That shit is beyond crazy...
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>>36522914
>Even masturbating to black guys give me my strongest orgasm

T O O F A R G O N E
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Soo hypnosis shit really works? I thought it was just some gimmicky shit

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I have diagnosed high functioning autism and ADHDD, I'm a sub-human as defined by my trash genetics. Even if i tried to better myself to become a more integrated member of society, my offspring would also have depression, ADHD, autism etc... It's better for the world if i die, I'm subhuman.

I have no value and see no reason to lie to myself about it.

When i sat on the buss today, i saw a crow eating out of an apple. Moments later, an alpha appeared out of the sky, attacking the lesser crow. The alpha crow scared the lesser crow off, leaving him with no food.

Man or animal, the alpha was born with top genetics, and the beta with rock bottom. The alpha doesn't even think about his superiority, he was born in to it. The beta is born in to a life of pain.

This is a good illustration of nature and i drew clear parallels to my own experiences.

I always got top grades in highschool, but i got isolated socially. I started to feel sick when being present in the institution, physically ill.
I now see why i can't be in the open public.

The herd has isolated me, and if there was no civilization, the herd would kill me and take my belonings. The illness is a sign that I'm in danger and have to run.

I'm to weak and pathetic for this world, i plan on leaving it soon, so i can stop feeling bad over things i have no control over.

I know how it feels for a black guy to be called a nigger. It's just like when they called me an autistic weirdo in school. The black guy has the testosterone to get angry, but me, i lack that.

Exposed weakness is truly hurt more than physical pain.
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>>36522904
Maybe if you stopped focusing on this self-centred genetics shit and shifted your goals to just making others happy you might find things look up a bit.

Take care of yourself anon ~
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>>36523038
>shifted your goals to just making others happy you might find things look up a bit.
I only bring others down with me. Everytime i meet my father, he sighs and avoids looking at me. Life is suffering, why even bother?
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>>36523181
Tough one. The most general advice is to find a passion that isn't related to your self worth and what others think of you. E.g. a pet or something.

When you live for someone/thing else you remember what living for yourself is.

Or hey maybe I'm talking out my arse. Can't believe your life is worth nothing though bud. Good times must come eventually <3

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Ok guys, what to do with a woman in deep depresion? she just start writing to me and it sounds like she is considering a suicide

pic unrelated
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>>36522793
Is this even a question? Coax her into doing that. Either that or try to make her emotionally dependent on you so she sends you nudes, in which case post 'em
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do you like her?
fuck you mods
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>>36522793
Ignore her, lol

don't waste your time or energy

just refer her to the nearest psych ward

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How many of you are actually beyond saving? Are you just failed normies, or true robots with no social skills?

> be me
> cute girl looks and smiles at me in class
> nod my head upwards and say "what do you want?"
> realize what was happening 2 hours later
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Don't feel bad, OP. Most likely that was a knee jerk reaction on your part as you associate girls who try and get your attention with past ridicule from mean stacies.
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>>36522734

>cute girls look at him and smile

Sure is normie in here.
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>>36522734
>had gf
>held hands, kissed, got dick sucked, lost virginity
>can talk to strangers without a problem
>dont watch anime

I'm a literal normie(?).

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Post your wojaks

To keep things original, post a feel you associate with that particular image
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>tfw no health insurance
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>tfw it's a new morning
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>tfw no irl friends and no online friends either

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I missed a few but I'm back to wish you a happy day today anons.
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>>36522685
Thank you anon, I wish you a great day too!
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you too anon, you too

not original
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>>36523559
>>36523618

Thank you very much kind strangers!

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>completely alone for 21 years
>no friends, no gf
>about to graduate
>qt introvert confesses to me last week because she always thought I was really smart
>we go on a picnic, really bond
>same taste in music
>we both use 4chan
>appreciates film and edits videos
>she's never dated anyone before and I was her first kiss
>fell asleep last night in her arms

i made it guys
it might have been pure luck but i made it

I'll respect my robot brothers and stop posting here now, but I just wanted to share
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>>36522639
oof. we'll still be here for you when it falls through pal. have fun while it lasts though!
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>>36522639
You were a good man and I'm glad you even will stop posting here since you are a normie now.
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>>36522639
just another failed normie that never belonged here in the first place. go fuck yourself asshole

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I just made a high res remake of this
I will trade it for 2 gondolas

I'll post it as the second post here
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Gondola 1,

original comment like always
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gondola 2,

thicc
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>>36522771
>>36522740
That took a bit to convert since i forgot /r9k/'s file size limit is 2MB

I can also post the psd tomorrow for you to mess around with the colours. But that costs 5 gondolas.

>can't get a moment of privacy because everyone is always looking

Also- many boys call me 'very pretty'. What does this mean? Am I pretty?!
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Post a picture with timestamp.
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>>36522548
answer my question! what does it mean when many people say you're very pretty? what is "very pretty" ?
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bump for handsome good looking men in sunglasses

So if I have a daughter I can do this too?
I want to adopt now desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXayqJDULDo
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Tomorrow's Alice Day, do any pedos here have plans?
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>>36522554
can you be less obvious mr. FBI
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>>36522523
try asking /tv/

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