>love beats all
>love always wins
>love is stronger than other emotions
why do normalfags say this?
Because they're capable of love and we're not.
What's the definition of love? Is it just brain chemicals or what?
>>39528907
1 John 4:7 says that God is love. Blame church.
How do I find a cute demon to be her servant for eternity?
>>39528892
You're not attractive enough to be someone's servant.
>>39528892
Reject Christ. You'll find one soon enough, comparatively.
>>39529010
Already rejected him. What's a way to attract demons to myself?
>Sit down to watch The Sixth Sense for a class assignment
>About 5-10 minutes in my roommate comes out of his room and sits down next to me
>watches along for a few minutes and says
>"Hey, did you ever pick up on that he was a ghost in the end?"
>I look him dead in the eyes "You know this is my first time seeing this, right?"
>He assumed that this wasn't my first time seeing this movie
>mfw
>I tried to be in denial throughout the whole movie but everything was so obvious then
Can I really be mad? it's not exactly a new movie, but for fucks sake he dumped the entire ending in a sentence...
I was like 6 when this came out and my dad only rented war and action movies so I never watched it, I was going into this movie fresh. DAMMIT!
How's your night going, robots?
>>39528807
Sheeit, I fucked up the post...
That is the quintessential No-Spoiler movie.
He is an asshole.
>>39528807
While we're at it, Vader is Luke's father
Sephiroth kills Aeris
Rosebud was his childhood sled
The LOST crew died in the plane crash
Snape kills Dumbledore
andOP is a fag
>girlfriend doesn't speak english
>mfw she doesn't have the social skills to move out
>chad can't cuck me if he can't talk to her
>she doesn't have a drivers license and we live in the middle of nowhere
>has no way of ever escaping, getting a job, or cucking me
>>39528709
You, and her, are going to get tired reaaaal quick.
>>39528709
>OP is keeping an illegal immigrant captive and calling her his girlfriend
>>39528709
you should hobble her too OP, just to be safe.
i am severely depressed over not being able to find someone after my last "gf" (she was only fuckig me for money. i felt like a cuck.) i cannot talk to girls, i cannot interact with anyone. i have only 1 friend who dubbed me tonight to fuck his gf and i have been obsessing about the jews. i feel like i am going crazy. i am getting homicidal and suicidal thoughts. Am i turning to rodge?
pic related i sometimes blame the jew for my problems when deep down i know i am just a loser. i still fucking hate jews though.
>>39528689
do you have any proof that your "gf" was a real person, like physical tangible evidence including photos. are your friends talking to you in the shower or when you are taking a walk, do they ever tell you to hurt yourself or others. are the "jews" plotting to harm you
>>39528689
Jews have furthered conditions favorable to the Eternal Roast. But never assume that your personal troubles would go away without the kikes. I would offer advice, but I'm a KHV, so not much I can give there.
>>39528727
i have her account on steam.
>Trump ending DACA
Are you latinobros nervous?
good riddance the more a normalfag suffers the happier I am
No because my parents immigrated here 100% legally and are American citizens. Plus I was born here.
>being the spawn of illegal scum
>2017
>>39528705
fuck you man, not everyone can afford to do it the legal way
Post cum walls
Wall of shame
>>39528522
That's a door not a wall
>>39528572
any surface then
Any /fit/ robots here? I've lost 17 pounds in the last month, and I have 68 more until my goal of 135. Finally starting to lift tomorrow, I'm excited to have something to do with my free time.
Pic unrelated, just for attention.
>losing weight
>not bulking into high test bearmode
shiggydiggy
>>39528725
I'm getting skinnyfat first, then I can clean bulk from there. I never wanna be fat again.
I'm far too fearful to begin trying to lose weight but good luck in getting healthier anon!
>20
>Walking down street in slightly sketchy neighborhood (mine)
>Police randomly pull me over
>Immediately panic and start to sweat
>Get very anxious and upset
>"Excuse me, we've been getting reports of a 5'7 Hispanic man in a blue-shirt trying to steal a 4-wheeler"
>Let loose nervous laugh and say that's very inconvenient
>He makes me write my name down and give him my age
>He takes my phone out
>"Wow, a pink phone-case, are you sure this is your phone?"
>Look at it for a bit
>"I guess"
>Start having gay thoughts because he's a very handsome man
>He starts describing the suspect once again in front of me
>"He's skinny, and he has a possible moustache. He looks very weak and is on the uglier side of things"
>He shakes my hand and I walk away
>Realize later that the entire thing was just a way to run my name and get my record because I live in a small town
>Realize he was insulting me the entire time
Has anyone else been bullied by police before?
Ye dem mofos shot me like nigga i wuz innocent
>>39528497
Who hasn't
>Walking out at night
>Notice light in a park
>Start walking away
>A cop shows up
>You saw me and ran away didn't you why?
>Various other times they've followed for no reason
Cops are mostly a nuissance and Ironically a good number are involved in legal crime and are even gangsters themselves but what can ya do but find something else to smile about
In some worlds police can't catch ya
Small town cops are shit. City cops are good guys
>anon what kind of porn do you watch
who the fuck is asking you this?
>>39528512
This.
I stopped getting hit with questions like this after I graduated middle school.
>anon what's your favourite position?
Where can I find a cute damaged gf?
>>39528483
Unfortunately, this is relatable.
Certainly not here.
>>39528546
is she cute ?? explain more
Only blacks and aboriginals can be robots.
>>39528470
You have to be human to be a robot
>>39528470
There are no abo robots. I seriously doubt that there are abos that have the capacity to even use a computer.
>Abos
do spics count?
>No basic bitch depression normies
This thread is for schizo's, bipolars, schizoaffectives and any other mental illness that is considered psychotic or delusional in nature. I'll start.
>be me 18
>take lsd, it feels amazing
>start developing deep feelings about the universe and I feel like I can accomplish anything
>I wake up think to myself "wow I'm only 18 I have so much potential"
>It's not a normal feeling of optimism, it's totally overboard, I start comparing myself to Steve Jobs even though I haven't accomplished anything
>late at night, watching Conan
>I'm not paying complete attention but I hear Conan say "He's a virgin and he's armed"
>I look down and blush
>he was talking about ME, I'm armed with the weapon that is my brain
>Conan can now read my mind
>everyone in the world can hear my thoughts
>yada yada I end up in the mental hospital thinking I'm Jesus Christ
What's your story anons?
>no basic bitch depression normies
how to trigger r9k in 1 sentence
>Be 17
>Suicide attempt
>Thrown in a psychiatric hospital for 2 weeks
>Come out with prescriptions for a shitload of medication
>ADHD meds really fucked me up
>Lost 30 pounds in 2 weeks
>Been off the meds for 7 years
>Still have tremors in my hands and twitchy eyes
>No stimulants at all these days but people think I'm a fucking crack head because of my tics
>>39528667
Were you at least fat and so the weight loss was a good thing? Or were you normal weight then changed into a scronny meth head? That sucks that people think you're a crack head, has anyone actually said that to you or do you just think they think that?
Thoughts?
Oregano comment original
>>39528408
So long as they also give respect
/thread
I have no opinion on that
>>39528408
No, never give normies an inch, whether male or female. They are savage and will take advantage of you.
How many fembots watch a lot of porn?
What kind?I had to take a break from schoolgirl porn because some dude smacked his dick on the girls bible in class. My sides.
Bondage, too much bondage...
I have claustrophilia, so I get off to videos of people being seran wrapped like a mummy.
Or I read self insert erotica about the fictional characters I'm in love with. Sometime I'm lucky and there's enough content to last me a long time (Kylo Ren, Trevor Phillips, Handsome Jack)
>>39528468
I think I wrote a Jeff the Killer one in my cringe stage.
Wasn't terrible.